John Opens Up To The Paparazzi
As John Mayer left the gym in NYC yesterday, he talked to his best friends, the paparazzi, about his break-up with Jennifer Aniston. He said, "There's no lying, there's no cheating, there's no nothing. Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I have ever met."
He went on to say, "But she tied me to the bed with mink handcuffs, put on sexy lingerie and kept calling me her 'mormon husband.'" Okay, he didn't say that last part, but Jennifer Aniston is totally the next Bernann McKinney. She's going to try and clone Brad Pitt using the hair she cut from his head every night as he slept. Believe it.
When asked what went wrong with their fairytale romance, he answered, "Well, I figured out I was dating Jennifer Aniston." No, he said, "People are different, people have different chemistry. I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don't want to waste somebody's time if something's not right." Translation: "She poked holes in the condoms to try and get pregnant and I'm a man whore who can't control his 'Dominican penis.'"
Here's Mayer with his brother in NYC last night. I know he's related to John Mayer, because I can see the douche in his eyes. That shit is genetic.
ShareThis
Hopefully someone will know, I think the movie was older than 1989, and I just want to see it again so that I know it's not as scary as I recall it.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on August 17, 2008 - 1:20pm.
--------------------------------
"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Submitted by Libra on August 17, 2008 - 2:21pm.
***********
Thanks for saving me the trouble.
***********
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruFItmix58A&feature=related
Submitted by Candy Lynn on August 17, 2008 - 12:10pm.
Vote for Bernnan Mckinney for " Hot Babe Of The Year "
After publicly humiliated by Brad's dumping of her, I think that Jen is out to prove to the World that she's sooo Hot and a great Catch. Sooo Hot that she can pick a Douche and turn them into Goodie goody husbands! Ooops doesn't work. Jen needs a new Gameplan. She's turning 40 and becoming a joke already. She can no longer play leading roles, Women who at the end get the Men, because we know her real life, always dumped!!!
She needs to know herself and date a guy, for once, who really like her more than she likes them. No more Agenda jen.
You're too old for this. Give it up. Branggie already got 6 kids, theyre wonderful and happy. Its time to let it go and be contented.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Somebody needs to send your ass back to 1950 coz that's where people like you belong !!
Old at 40?? Time running out?? You're truly pathetic !!!!
Vivian
The buzz in LA is that Jen was the one to let go first because she thought John's humor childish.
Haha, maybe she caught him blogging to his fans and thought wtf am I doing with this kid.
__________________________________________________________
I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Submitted by Vivian on August 17, 2008 - 11:18am.
The buzz in LA is that Jen was the one to let go first because she thought John's humor childish.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Who doesn't love a good fart joke every now and again?
PULL MY FINGER!!!!!
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
"Scwew yew, Ah do OWN fing." *Raspberry*
Submitted by Paquita on August 17, 2008 - 11:06am.
Have a question for the scary movie fans.....Years ago...probably 1989? A movie came on TV don't even remember the name....I was 6 at the time so cope with me...This is all I remember:
An old guy is in a carriage and a leperchun tiny scary one is with him telling him he can save himself by giving him his daughter
-----------------------
Sorry, Paquita, I don't know that one right off the bat, but vaguely recall the scene. Someone here will know!
DebFrmHell
The only heart he ever broke is Jessica Simpson, IMHO...
I agree, I can't see a grown woman of the world letting this child weave some stupid magic on her. Jessica is another story, he may have broke her heart but I doubt he broke JAs.
__________________________________________________________
I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
The buzz in LA is that Jen was the one to let go first because she thought John's humor childish.
The only heart he ever broke is Jessica Simpson, IMHO...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
Submitted by VMDA78 on August 17, 2008 - 10:56am.
Jennifer is the 3rd highest paided (27 million) actress in hollywood, so life can't be that bad for her.
---------------------
paided? haz you been wantingz a cheezeberger?
Submitted by joe shmoe on August 17, 2008 - 11:03am.
Anyone who hooks up with a young, popular musician and thinks they're going to reform them is delusional.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
All we know is what we see and read in the media. Do we really know what is going on with these hworz IRL? I just refuse to believe that this 40 year old woman would have let herself be taken for a ride by this douche. Could she possibly be that stupid? Either she was looking for a little hot fun in the summertime or this "relationship"
is more of a misguided PR attempt at SOMETHING, not sure what.
Something in the milk ain't clean and by that I mean:
Something's going on here, but I don't know what it is, do I, Mr. Jones.
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
"Scwew yew, Ah do OWN fing." *Raspberry*
Never could find him attractive but he's just doing what all "rock stars" (ahem) do. Singing and fucking women that wouldn't give him the time of day if he wasn't famous. Whatever. Can't blame the guy -I mean those are the reasons many a young man wants to be a rock star, right? And she's just doing what single famous women do...taking a walk on the wild side with the yungun. Big freaking deal - I don't see her stopping her life and sitting in dark rooms with a razor blade or anything. She's probably thinking to her bad self.....NEXT!! I would for sure.
__________________________________________________________
I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
**Standing on a chair, waving wildly** Never have heard a J Mayer song for which I am eternally grateful. He is an ass that couldn't wait to spill his version to the papparazzi. No Class Colonic.
I wish I had Jennifer Aniston's life, except for the men she chooses...LOL. Her life and my old BF's, yes I had pretty much great taste in men.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
Have a question for the scary movie fans.....Years ago...probably 1989? A movie came on TV don't even remember the name....I was 6 at the time so cope with me...This is all I remember:
An old guy is in a carriage and a leperchun tiny scary one is with him telling him he can save himself by giving him his daughter. Then death, kind of like the death on family guy but scary, was on the sky and whenever it appeared, a sound like the wind on windows started to be heard.
Thats all I remember if someone remembers that movie please tell me whats the name!!
That movie gives me nightmare to this day because when I saw it my grandfather had just passed away a day or two before watching that movie.
--------------------------------
"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Anyone who hooks up with a young, popular musician and thinks they're going to reform them is delusional. There is *always* a very cute, new groupie at the next gig who will do *anything* to get into his dressing room or hotel room.
***********
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruFItmix58A&feature=related
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 17, 2008 - 1:45pm.
Dreamy, you forgot the movie, "The Sentinel"...that movie gave me so many GD nightmares as a kid. I had my daughter watch it with me last year and it gave HER nightmares even.
Wanna watch it? lol
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076683/
I don't pity Jennifer either. She's still young, fit and rich. The world is her oyster. She'll be fine.
Submitted by cici on August 17, 2008 - 8:28am.
And he's a great guitar player too.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
That is the really sad part. This guy can PLAY THE GUITAR, he's fantastic actually, but he *insists* on being a manwhore douche attention whore.
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
"Scwew yew, Ah do OWN fing." *Raspberry*
Screw John Mayer; why are so many people riding his jock anyway?
**********************************************
"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
John is a man whore and any woman, not just jennifer is better off without a man like that. John is pathetic and needs to grow up, his reputation i don't think is helping his career and in the future could damage it completely. John could be lying to try and save his already damaged reputation and jennifer is being polite and keeping information to herself. I would believe jennifer rather than john anyways. Jennifer is the 3rd highest paided (27 million) actress in hollywood, so life can't be that bad for her.
If you all want scary... Read Mindhunter or Obsession by John Douglas. He writes of Real Life atrocities from the files of the FBI criminal profiling. He was one of the founding members. The things that a human will do to another person to inflict pain, suffering and death are mindboggling. The stuff of Nightmares and future movies.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
Mrs.Kravitz
Sooooo true!! I don't see her as a victim at all. I'd love to be living her life. Besides she wasn't the one covering her face in front of the paps yesterday and the day before. Maybe he got his heart broken and his poor eyes were puffy and he didn't want it to show?? Haha....it's possible right?
__________________________________________________________
I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 17, 2008 - 10:45am.
People enjoy watching the Omen?! I was forced to watch the first two films back to back a few years ago (I scare easily mind) I had nightmares for three weeks after woulds.
----------------------
strangely, yes. i guess its cuz i have a - I'll use this loosely - a "christian" worldview and I think the whole anti-christ scenario is real.
ok. time for MY meds.
lol
if i get an oul message, i'll post it later. see, i'm so scare of it i won't even spell it out right or say it out loud. *looney toons*!!
DreamyAguileraEyes
I loved all the Omen movies!! Still watch them anytime they're on.
__________________________________________________________
I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Submitted by TeriAnn on August 17, 2008 - 8:18am.
MrsK, I don't believe making Jen out to be the victim in all her relatonships is healthy.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oh, I see. You are motivated by your altruism and concern for Jen's emotional and spiritual growth.
Like me, you are a giver.
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
"Scwew yew, Ah do OWN fing." *Raspberry*
oul is bad luck a comin' or secrets revealed. i recommend a new name. i bow to the oul and respect it, but fear it also.
ack! I must go now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on August 17, 2008 - 6:35pm.
Submitted by Salem13 on August 17, 2008 - 10:02am.
------------------
I'm liking these ones in your list not yet mentioned:
The Shinning!!!
Nosferatu (haven't seen those yet!)
Rosemary's Baby!!!
The Omen!!!
*
People enjoy watching the Omen?! I was forced to watch the first two films back to back a few years ago (I scare easily mind) I had nightmares for three weeks after woulds.
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
could you really be a celebrity?
I am currently hooking up with a douche, he is awesome in bed and fun to be around, the hardest part is not getting emotionally attached. I've known this guy since I was a teenager and he never changes. Jen should have known better that the bad boys are just for fun.
Submitted by Hekki on August 17, 2008 - 10:39am.
Diamond Dawg: What about "The Shining"?
--------------
oh he!! yes. I was trying to include that, but missed it. CREEPY in so many ways, not the least withstanding would be Shelley Duvall's eyes. lol.
and agreed on "The Others" -- if you ever get a chance, see "Carnival of Souls" -- its premise is similar. "Carnival of Souls0" is considered to be the prototype of all modern horror movies. It hasn't been widely seen because its so old. I saw it about 20 years ago at a theater in Haight Ashbury in SF. It seeps in and never leaves. Creepy without being gory in the least, like The Others.
Submitted by Paquita on August 17, 2008 - 10:30am.
I think Jen should get pregnant from a homeless man. Then say it was the holy spirit. That would be a good way to get her life/career back. Or at least sell a bunch of magazines.
------------------
LOL. Reminding of "Agnes of God"
Wouldn't it be awesome if she had had some of Brad's baby making stuff frozen in case of in vitro need and THEN USED IT???
totally awesome.
i don't think this is a nice thing to say, but i think jen shoulda had brad's baby. i would've! and i said no to progeny when i was 16 and kept my promise.
Diamond Dawg: What about "The Shining"? That might be my all-time favorite scary movie. And I will not watch "Silence of the Lambs" - once was enough. Oh, and "The Others" was good, even though no one else liked it.
Submitted by Aphid on August 17, 2008 - 10:02am.
Diamond - Thank you! I'm here in Hell Lay. Are you too?
I occasionally sell stuff on ebay but I've been taking a much-needed break.
---------------------
I WISH i were in hell lay. I'm in Arizona. Trust me that its more hellish here. Some of us had a discussion about L.A. yesterday with an Aussie member. We all agreed we love L.A., despite its problems.
Submitted by Salem13 on August 17, 2008 - 10:02am.
------------------
I'm liking these ones in your list not yet mentioned:
The Shinning!!!
Nosferatu (haven't seen those yet!)
Rosemary's Baby!!!
The Omen!!!
Blair Witch Project!!!
My other half LOVES Jaws!
Jennifer needs an Italian Stallion and cut it out with all of these pretty boys.
DebFH, you has gotz email.
Peace to all and Happy Sunday.
Submitted by Gabriela: "I suspect Jennifer didn't worship him the way he thinks he ought to be worshiped. And yes, if he had a chemistry problem with her he would have known right away. "
I think you hit the nail on the head. He's probably a bit immature, and that has a way of becoming more apprarent after the good sex wears off.
maybe her cooch is clean now and she no longer needs a douche...
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
hush yo' mouf!
I think Jen should get pregnant from a homeless man. Then say it was the holy spirit. That would be a good way to get her life/career back. Or at least sell a bunch of magazines.
--------------------------------
"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 17, 2008 - 10:18am.
Hi D Dawg!
Fellow C2Cer...It is Sunday so it will be the spookies on Bio tonite. Love the spookies! 8-)
----------------------
Oh hey, Deb! I hadn't even checked the programming for tonight. Thanks for the head's up! I was so annoyed with the Big Foot thing. Are you a streamlink member? I have to get to bed by 10pm so I usually miss the shows, but listen to them the next day while I'm doing my work. I was going to listen to the BF show, but then the hoax was exposed - as I figured it would be. Were you listening to C2C when the whole David Booth thing busted wide open? George kicked him off the show in the middle? I think its the only time he's ever done that. Then Ian Punnet recently gave Steve Quayle a hard time. That was funny (i thought).
One report from me will have ZERO effect with the moderator. It takes many and that is why you were banned.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 17, 2008 - 10:13am.
@Cooch,
If you look around you, you will see that there is more than just me that thinks your rants are off key. You have been banned in the last couple of weeks but still you come back...Why is that? I would love some insight into the people that get banned and come back with alternates. Why do you think your opinion supercedes the opinion of the rest of us?
--------------------------
ok now! I didn't even know that Deb! I was just calling out retarded. Thanks for filling me in!
OK Deb if you were trying to peaceful, sorry I misinterpreted it. My whole thing is...it's not up to you to dictate what's "too negative." Just because someone comes here a lot doesn't give them a right to tell people not to post whatever it is they're gonna post. If you want to say to me afterward "Hey, you're really fucked in the head, psycho," fine. I don't care if you think I'm crazy. But I'm still going to post here because I want to, and I'm not going to stop just because you finally harass a moderator enough to ban me just because they're tired of dealing with your endless reports and e-mails. And that's it. I don't come here to as a personal affront to you, but that's certainly how you take it, and to that I ask...why?
~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~
I’m like an American princess. - Paris Hilton
I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton
Hi D Dawg!
Fellow C2Cer...It is Sunday so it will be the spookies on Bio tonite. Love the spookies! 8-)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
She probably told him to get lost because he was wasteing her time, and he had to turn it around so he looks like a "sorta" good guy, all he was out for was another notch on his bedpost anyway..shes better off without him..
@Cooch,
If you look around you, you will see that there is more than just me that thinks your rants are off key. You have been banned in the last couple of weeks but still you come back...Why is that? I would love some insight into the people that get banned and come back with alternates. Why do you think your opinion supercedes the opinion of the rest of us?
ps
I am not being hard on you. I thought my post to you was very peaceful.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
Uh, gee, maybe it's hard to have a sense of humor when people jump all over everything you post. Whatever, I'm not here to argue. I wasn't even going to post. Have a lovely Sunday.
~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~
I’m like an American princess. - Paris Hilton
I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton
Submitted by Cooch.Roue on August 17, 2008 - 10:01am.
---------------
chillax. grow a thick skin and most importantly, get a sense of humor!
John's got "serial killer face." Probably for the best that Aniston got her arse away from that. I wouldn't want to turn over in bed and see those eyes gleaming at me.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
I saw the vidio in Tmz , he looks like he is going to cry. I think she dump him, and his ego touched that is why he make sure that people know that call the shot. John do not worry loonies will give you an award for your job.
I think Jen dumped those men, their ego touched and they do abnormal things. But some men like Vince handle it with dinginty.
P.s. Thanks Salem! :)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I still think we should find a way to let Brangelina know that there are people out here who love them and want to wish them all the best… I wanna write a poem like some other people did but I’m not that smart. "
Well all you hot sluts enjoy your Sunday, I'm off to do maybe do a bit more crafting, you've inspired me! xoxo
Again sorry for being off-topic. John Mayer is a serious douchenozzle.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I still think we should find a way to let Brangelina know that there are people out here who love them and want to wish them all the best… I wanna write a poem like some other people did but I’m not that smart. "