John Opens Up To The Paparazzi
As John Mayer left the gym in NYC yesterday, he talked to his best friends, the paparazzi, about his break-up with Jennifer Aniston. He said, "There's no lying, there's no cheating, there's no nothing. Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I have ever met."
He went on to say, "But she tied me to the bed with mink handcuffs, put on sexy lingerie and kept calling me her 'mormon husband.'" Okay, he didn't say that last part, but Jennifer Aniston is totally the next Bernann McKinney. She's going to try and clone Brad Pitt using the hair she cut from his head every night as he slept. Believe it.
When asked what went wrong with their fairytale romance, he answered, "Well, I figured out I was dating Jennifer Aniston." No, he said, "People are different, people have different chemistry. I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don't want to waste somebody's time if something's not right." Translation: "She poked holes in the condoms to try and get pregnant and I'm a man whore who can't control his 'Dominican penis.'"
Here's Mayer with his brother in NYC last night. I know he's related to John Mayer, because I can see the douche in his eyes. That shit is genetic.
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I just saw the video on TMZ, He seems honest and seems like he care for her, but he doesn't look like a person who can take pressure or media attention, and he was getting alot of that when he was with Jen. Hell the media was already marrying them off, I think all of that freaked him out a little, either way its not the end of the world.
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I was responding to a comment someone made earlier. The individual stated that she or he lost respect for jennifer and thought she was pathetic for dating john.
Submitted by VMDA78 on August 17, 2008 - 3:15pm.
A large percentage of women living in the world must be pathetic, just for the simple fact of dating an immature men.
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right?
so stupid!
I've said it before, and I'll say it again...I'd trade places with Aniston in a SECOND.....and I think a lot of women would!
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A large percentage of women living in the world must be pathetic, just for the simple fact of dating immature men. Why do people state that they have lost respect for jennifer due to her personal relationships? It seems to me that jennifer is willing to give people a chance, despite what she already knows and that is a rare trait to find in people.
John Mayer is such a tool that he should permanently take up residence in Home Depot.
Island Girl's comment on Bea Arthur makes me wonder just what Katie Holmes is wearing today?
HI IG!
Don't forget I will be in Houston for the next couple of days! Feeling much spunkier, too. LOL.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on August 17, 2008 - 4:34pm.
Submitted by ocd can be good on August 17, 2008 - 2:24pm.
The thought of Jessica reading Byron or Plath makes my head explode.
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I don't think you have to worry. She can barely get through labels on food packages.
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I was thinking more along the lines of See Spot Run.
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Submitted by ocd can be good on August 17, 2008 - 2:24pm.
The thought of Jessica reading Byron or Plath makes my head explode.
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I don't think you have to worry. She can barely get through labels on food packages.
I think he should date Bea Arthur.
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He probably sold more concert tickets thanks to her and thanks to the loonies I must see her movies, if she is as bad as they say, she makes looking happy easy,,good acting?
Regarding JM dating pool. I think he should date Amy Smart. It will be just like her horror movie Mirrors.
http://www.mirrorsmovie.com/main.html?swf=redband
I'm at work alone and now I've gone and done it to myself again...Scared the sh*t out of myself by watching this damned trailer!!!
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Katy P would be his type. He seems to be the kind who likes to expose his girl friends to literature/art/poetry. The thought of Jessica reading Byron or Plath makes my head explode.
Okay well then I root for John Mayer + Brad Pitt = entertainment factor x 1,000,000,000.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Ok, so basically: Jen A IS, in fact, pathetic for me now. This guy is such a loser. At this point it's painfully obvious that she's let the loonies get to her. SHE LET THE LOONIES GET TO HER!
If that's not pathetic I don't know what is.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 17, 2008 - 2:08pm.
@Tonic,
Better than a death pool! Who should John M date next? Sheeps is organizing it. LOL. I don't think that Sheeps knows it tho. 8-)
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Does he only go after actresses? Cuz if not, he should up his whatever quotient and shag Katy-I-Kissed-a-Girl-And-I-Liked-It-Perry.
Submitted by ocd can be good on August 17, 2008 - 2:11pm.
That's nothing. I am staring at a just hacked up hair ball that looks like road kill that must be cleaned.
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LOL. you can buy a mini steam cleaner at any of the big box stores. mini vacs are useful for that sh*t, too.
having pets is like having a 3-year old - for 20 years!!!!!!!!!!
It's not like I ever mistook this douchebag for a classy guy but this is truly lame. The fact that he felt to the need to let the paps know that it was he who did the dumping is just pathetic and mean-spirited.
As for Aniston, she's pathetic. I can't believe she even hooked up with this idiot. I understand she may have been dickmatized but she should've known better than to be seen in public with him. Look at him...eewww...
GDit!!! I just went to cnn and clicked on a video about surprise stuff happening to reporters while reporting. I WAS NOT PREPARED TO SEE THE F'ING ALBINO SNAKE CRAWLING UP THE REPORTER'S SHORTS!!!! GDit!!! I NEED TO SOAK MY EYES!!!!!!!!! my skin is still crawling and i have chills.
Here's an oldie but a goodie. The CAT who attacks the reporter - 'member this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LiQpxEJxPI
the cat was clearly giving her warning growls. retard.
How funny/strange would it be if he broke up the Simpson/Wentz marriage? And I'm not talking about him dating/f*cking Ashlee.
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That's nothing. I am staring at a just hacked up hair ball that looks like road kill that must be cleaned.
@Tonic,
Better than a death pool! Who should John M date next? Sheeps is organizing it. LOL. I don't think that Sheeps knows it tho. 8-)
We can still hope however. Didn't STD kill off Churchill and he had decorum?
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on August 17, 2008 - 5:03pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 17, 2008 - 1:55pm.
Wow that Patrick Swiffer fag is a keeper too.
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lol. sorry. i was going to warn you about that but i forgot! i don't get dusting AT ALL. you're just sending all the dust back into the air...
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Funny you should say that becuz that's the cool thing about a Swiffer lol. I wouldn't use it normally but I got 4 boxes or something dumped on me and now I can actually say they're pretty fucking awesome.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by angel_i on August 17, 2008 - 1:55pm.
Wow that Patrick Swiffer fag is a keeper too.
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lol. sorry. i was going to warn you about that but i forgot! i don't get dusting AT ALL. you're just sending all the dust back into the air...
DebFrmHell - O please o please tell me it's a death pool of which you speak!
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Ok, that's it now:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Because FIRST he said:
Either your a cheater or you break up.
and THEN he said:
I broke up to be alone.
AND ALSO:
Stop acting like she pathetic.
You're totally making it worse!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on August 17, 2008 - 4:53pm.
did you guys see the video?
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Wow that Patrick Swiffer fag is a keeper too.
PS. What an asshole.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Tonic gave me a great idea for the pool... Heidi Monthag! I smell photo ops and quotes all over!
I see you purple drank and raise it by a big bag of Cheetos!
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did you guys see the video?
http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1733276036
O my: I just felt a twinge of pity for this guy:
And another: "I'm not worried about how small my penis is — I'm worried about how dark it is. I have a Dominican penis. My penis hit six home runs last year; my penis wears shoes without socks." Performing in June at the Comedy Cellar in New York, Mayer did a David Chappelle-esque routine that imagined white people being allowed to use the n word — a blogger reported, out of context, that Mayer had used the offending word, and a brief media furor ensued.
I was too lazy to read that all before - maybe you are too!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
angel: Ceiling Eyes must be A-List, since she went to the same plastic surgeon for her implants as Ali Lohan.
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Ceiling eyes isnt A-list, super duper A-listiest A-lister that ever lived Heidi Montag would never allow it.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by Mr. President on August 17, 2008 - 4:41pm.
Sheeps, are you saying Ceiling Eyes isn't A-List?
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But how can that be? She has big boobies now!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Sheeps, are you saying Ceiling Eyes isn't A-List? Put me down for a pitcher of Purple Drank.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Kate Moss? She has a thing for musicians and she would love to one-up Sienna in the press.
Submitted by Mr. President on August 17, 2008 - 1:33pm.
Putting down Mr. Prez for how much on Ceiling Eyes? See, I think she's beneath him now except as a fling. I suspect he's aiming for someone on the B+/A- List.
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Sheeps,
I want him to raise his finger to his lips and blow a whistle for Jessica to return. Football in Texas I think may be depending on it. ((frankly, I am a baseball gal and Dallas Cowboys??? Anything bad for them makes me go to my smiley place))
I will take Carrie Underwood in the pool. Cheap entry fees right?
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 17, 2008 - 12:51pm.
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i dint know mk was sick! what's he got?
Submitted by Sheeps on August 17, 2008 - 4:28pm.
He should totally date Ceiling Eyes. They would be perfect together.
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Submitted by TheDrizzle on August 17, 2008 - 3:53pm.
I thought she was hilarious on "Friends" but had a number of friends who worked with her on the show and said she was abusive, obessive and profoundly difficult to work with. Another friend did the press junket with her for "Object of My Affection" and told me that he, his PR firm and the entire distribution company wanted to kill her by the time the junket was over.
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Interesting you would say that bcoz i had a number of friends who worked with her on the sets of "friends" and said she was the most humble, sweet, down to earth person to work with.... See my point !!
I can't stand this. Why do people have to slam Jen for having something wrong with HER? Why isn't something wrong with him? Hasn't he jumped from Jennifer Love Hewitt, to Jessica Simpson, to Cameron to Jen ? None of these relationships have worked. Just b/c he does the dumping doesn't mean he's wonderful. IS he a commitment phobe? Maybe nothing is wrong with EITHER of them. There's a concept. She maintained a relationship/marriage for almost 7 years with the same person - she was also engaged or living with Tate Donovan prior to Pitt. You don't just jump back into relationships when you've been burned. You take your time. You date. You have to work on your trust issues. It's a process. And yes sometimes it takes even longer than 3 years to work through it. I agree with John. I think it's nobody's business and people need to stop the rumor mill. He defended her and complimented her, actually he was praising her as a human being - but still no one wants to hear that. It's not juicy enough. She can't keep a man? Maybe the men she dates aren't worth keeping. Maybe they all do her a favor when they leave. She will find someone mature and ready for a commitment when the time is right. Sorry, I just felt the need to rant.
He's such an jackrag. I hope Jen sets her sights on someone a little higher up on the food chain next time. Mayer is useful as a booty call, at most.
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Submitted by ocd can be good on August 17, 2008 - 4:27pm.
Agreed. Gentlemen don't blab.
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I couldn't agree with you more. What ever happened to decorum?
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Hi, DebFrmHell.
We need a pool on his next GF. I guessed Anne Hathaway.
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Agreed. Gentlemen don't blab. Who was that guy from "That 70's Show" that went and told some magazine or t.v. show about every woman he'd slept with? That was like the crap guys did when they were 15?
Enough with this tread. Lets talk about puppies they are cute and to this day I still don't meet a douche puppy. LOL!!!
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@Sheeps!
Welcome home!!!
Instead of Rolling Stone, is it too much to ask for a huge stone to roll over him? Mayer is just a curly-headed colonic. Uncomfortable and nothing more than a pile of shit.
You should teach Mayer a thing or two about men who open their mouths too much.
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He needs to shut up and peope need to stop bringing AJ onto all threads.
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