But Was Iggy The Ring Bearer?
Portia de Rossi, 35, and Ellen Degeneres, 50, completely ruined their relationship by getting married in California yesterday. It's a known fact that marriage ruins people's lives!!! Although, Portia and Ellen will beat the odds. Gayelles do it better.
Ellen's spokesbitch confirmed to People that they made it legal at their home in Los Angeles. They both wore Zac Posen, because details like that are very important. When you lay awake tonight, thinking about what in muffin hell Ellen and Portia wore to their wedding, you'll have the answer. Oh! And the flowers were by Mark's Garden. Another very fucking important fact.
Only 19 people were invited to the ceremony. Iggy the Dog better have been their ring bearer or I will slap Ellen with a veiny dick and she won't like that very much. In fact, it might make her vomit uncontrollably.
Congratulations to these two lezzies in love. Do you think whoever officiated the ceremony said, "You may now scissor the bride"?
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damn, didn't know Ellen is 50 -- she could give Vadge lessons on Fitty-not-Foolio.
I think Portia is really beautiful; she has a really nice smile, too. I don't know about the eyebrows so much, though. While these two are doing all the commitment stuff, maybe they could consider matching tattoos. Or, at least a sex tape.
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Congrats to them, I hope it works out.
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Amanda Rogers.. errrr... Portia De Rossi cheated on her girlfriend, Francesca Gregorini, with Ellen.. Francesca Gregorini is the daughter of Bond girl, Barbara Bach and stepdaughter of Ringo Starr.... Portia was with that chick for years.. She's definitely a lesbian. She was married to a man though -- when she was very young.
Anyway - I don't know if De Rossi is a gold digger or not. They seem in love, so more power to them. but hopefully, Ellen got a pre-nup.. I really can't imagine she didn't after the Anne Heche fiasco.
They look really happy. Happiness is a wonderful thing, congrats to both.
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Eat your heart out ann heche Congratz to the happy couple
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Congratulations to these two hot bitches!
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Congrats to Ellen and Portia! I want to see pictures of happy family...
Now that same sex marriage is legal in CA, do you think that Brad Pitt will finally marry Angelina Jolie or will they continue to spit out little illegitimate chilluns? Hahahaha. NOT!
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They've been together for a long time (hmmmm...maybe since Portia's show Ally McBeal got pulled from the networks).
I think the secret is that Ellen is funny as shit. Probably all of the time. It's like two best girlfriends laughing at one another and making each other smile all the time.
I wish them all the best. Cheers to Scissor Love.
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Was Portia always a lesbian?!?! I could see and feel it wit Ellen but Portia, I think she's chilling and said fuck it to acting. Is she still acting?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
I can't wait for Portica to leave her for a man and get abducted by aliens.
The probably spend their wedding night making crank calls to the broke Anne Heche.
Congrats to these gayelles, hope they actually last.
I'm runnin' low on cash, perhaps i should get myself a sugamama.
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Submitted by petensfo on August 17, 2008 - 7:36am.
dumbass, MK IS GAY.
if you don't like his commentary, feel free to LEAVE and not come back......buh-bye!
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If Portia's face doesn't scream "Ha, sucker", I don't know what does.
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Submitted by petensfo on August 17, 2008 - 10:36am.
You must be new here since you've only been registered for like 23 minutes. MK (that clown writer) is gay. I think you need to go to the perez fucktard site, its over there -------------->
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Ellen is in it for real, Portia not so much. You can tell by their eyes and body language.
Just like other posters, I don't understand wanting to be married but then I have been living in sinful bliss for 23yrs. The state considers us married (something about a common law marriage and having the rights of a married couple) as if I care.
Submitted by No Words on August 17, 2008 - 10:17am.
I am a cynical bag, but I think marriage is the kiss of death to any relationship.
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why all the vitriol? lezzies, scissor the bride, slap ellen w/ my veiny dick.
Does this clown of a writer actually think he's clever?
It's a BIG deal that gay people are able to access the same rights that others take for granted.
You need to show A LOT more LUV for these two!
Holy Moly - how is it that I am so painfully aware of every single second of Madonna's fading youth and yet I thought Ellen was a weathered 40? I am so not fucking with my face when I get old.
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
I am a cynical bag, but I think marriage is the kiss of death to any relationship. Wish they hadn't done it...I like them as a couple.
Submitted by EvilShoe on August 17, 2008 - 6:50am.
Ellen looks like shes in love, and Portia is counting the cash.
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Agree completely!!
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errr tiny generalization there....
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Submitted by Am on August 17, 2008 - 2:22pm.
I don't care that they are gay. I did not know they had such a big age difference. If this were a man and a woman, people would be calling him all sorts of names. And she'd be known as a slut who married for money.
Is there a diff because this is two women?
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I can't speak for every one, but I don't have a problem with age gaps. My closest firend has been with his partner for 12 years and they have a 13 year age gap.
Love sees no age.
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Marriage certainly does ruin relationships! You're spot on about that. Anyway, pals often tell me any older guy can always get younger chicks. And this is an example:) Which means I would appeal to an 80 year old:((
Ellen looks like shes in love, and Portia is counting the cash.
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Congratulations Ellen and Portia. Just like any other couple, people will start harassing your ass about having a baby.
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Ellen, you dirty ole man! :D
Congrats to Mrs. & Mrs. de Rossi-Degeneres!
…their names make me think of Cole Porter:
The knot is tied and so we take
A few hours off to eat wedding cake.
It's delightful, it's delicious, it's de-lovely.
It feels so fine to be a bride and how's the groom?
Why, he slightly fried.
It's delightful, it's delicious, it's de-lovely.
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I wish them both all the best!
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Awwwwww! Do the towels say "Hers" and "Hers"?
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Ain't THAT the truth, christine the hoff.
Portia definitely has a "ch-ching!" look in her eye in that pic.
I don't get why anyone wants to be married, but more power to them! gays deserve the right to be as miserable as heteros. lol!
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I hope Ellen got a Prenup. Fifteen year age difference? This has crash and burn written all over it.
By the way, Ellen looks good. I had no idea she was 50.
I don't care that they are gay. I did not know they had such a big age difference. If this were a man and a woman, people would be calling him all sorts of names. And she'd be known as a slut who married for money.
Is there a diff because this is two women?
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Oh, and I read it as "Zac Ephron" and I thought it was a funny little MK joke. Cause you know he's a faygeleh and all. But then I realized.
Yeah, congrats to them.
What's with all this "scissor" talk now? It makes me feel dirty.
isn't that Jamie Lynn in the back, to the right, with the shades?
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Congrats Ellen!!
I hope they had a nice day!!
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