Saturday, August 16th 2008

Wino Got Booed

A bunch of grouchy whores had the audacity to boo Amy Wino at the V Festival in Staffordshire tonight. They booed because Wino was 20-minutes late, forcing her band to entertain the crowd while everyone waited. What the hell do these bitches expect? It's the fucking Crackie of Camden! I would boo her ass if she wasn't 20-minutes late!

Wino finally showed up and did her signature heroin shake through a few numbers. She got booed again when she dedicated her song "Wake Up Alone" to Blaaaaaake. For fucking real! Did the crowd not realize who they were seeing. Again, I would hiss at her crackie ass if she didn't scream "Blaaaake" at least 5 times! I'm surprised Wino didn't pull out a gun and shoot their asses. Or better yet, spit at them. A Wino loogie is more dangerous than a bullet.

Here's more of Wino looking like a cracked out version of the scab I just picked off while performing at the V Festival.

Posted by: Michael K


Sock-Monkey's picture

Holy Fuck! How many times did she roll her whacked out/cracked out ass in sewage before she stumbled on stage? I can smell her stinky from here.

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Devore's picture

death warmed up on a hot plate.

should have stayed home.

angel_i's picture

Even He can't help her now. *sigh*
Not that he would - she being Jewish and all...
but I'd like to think He'd be generous like that anyhow.

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DebFrmHell's picture

"My Indian name is runs with beer." Yeah. Life is tuff all over.
Mine is "Twat with Diet Coke".
How the mighty have fallen. I used to be a fun gal too...

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I read reviews of her performance. Although she was boo'd for being late and boo'd for reference to Blake, she still won over the crowd.
I don't understand the psychology of it all.
Must be the love/hate thing.

Manimal5's picture

She is looking more like Keith Richards everyday.

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Jesus Christ, she looks worse than ever.

Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 16, 2008 - 9:25pm.

@DOT,

Unless you are grabbing a sharpie and putting chola brows on a twat, MK will just laugh it off...

Can you imagine the sweet smell of sharpies with the pungent odor of rotted vag all mixed together? I think I just made myself throw up in my mouth a little...

Hmm, DebFH, that sounds slightly delish. I think we could make some pruno out of that rubbish! We need to dumpster dive though. Then we could bottle that shit up and toxify the world with our concoction.

YUMMY.

lol

Wino freaks me out. I've been trying to drink myself into the grave for years and all I've got to show for it is a crappy t-shirt that reads; "My Indian name is runs with beer." Yeah. Life is tuff all over.

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She used to be gorgeous, she fucked that up
She used to have fans, she fucked THAT up
She has a life, and pretty soon she's going to totally fuck herself over. After her career is DEAD & she's still smoking crack I wonder what/how she's going to pay for her drugs. I bet Blake would leave her ass & she's probably going to OD soon. So sad. But she should have known better & respected herself enough to know she' fucking herself up -- and her parents should blame themselves too. What loving parent wouldn't take her crack pipe and smack her over the head with it, and tell her to grow the fuck UP EVENNN if she's 18+?
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DebFrmHell's picture

@DOT,

Unless you are grabbing a sharpie and putting chola brows on a twat, MK will just laugh it off...

Can you imagine the sweet smell of sharpies with the pungent odor of rotted vag all mixed together? I think I just made myself throw up in my mouth a little...

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Richard Strangdog's picture

Dayum, for just ONE HOUR, just one stinkin' hour, can't she put the crack pipe down? Goddamn! She has another concert tomorrow, will she puke and pee on the stage?

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Submitted by Vivian on August 16, 2008 - 8:46pm

I totally <3 those SOS scrub pads.. But sadly, that might not work.. Amy Winehouse reminds me of a skunk that got halfway run over but it still trying to walk, so you aim your car and run it over to end its suffering.........so everybody, REV YOUR ENGINES!

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Snarkley's picture

I'm thinking that a Wino loogie would sell for a lot of money, if you could put it in a jar or something. There are some real sick fucks out there.

chola loca's picture

Britney, please let Wino borrow your daddy. Lord knows hers is a fucking twit.

KG's picture

Yuuuuuuuuck!

Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 16, 2008 - 8:58pm.

I agree Dot....when you can smell a person's teeth rotting.....so fucking FOUL.

Ack. No kiddin', PSL. I feel sorry for Dentists, Gynos and proctologists. -And, the gross thing is that our Mouths have the most germs out of the whole bunch. Icky.

MK will probably puke if he reads that. lol

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I agree Dot....when you can smell a person's teeth rotting.....so fucking FOUL.

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Submitted by Zambonie on August 16, 2008 - 8:50pm.

I can smell her from here

Zam, can you imagine how bad her breath stinks? Crotch rot has nothing on halitosis. bleh. STANK brefs is not pretty. There are people who can stink up a whole room with their stink breath...thank god the same can't be said for vagina stink. Be glad vaginas don't breathe, people. BE GLAD!

I can smell her from here

boomsy's picture

You know, if I was friends with someone like Amy I'd really try to find her some help. Doesn't anyone other than her parents try to stop her? Do the Brits not have something like we do here in the US where you can have custody over someone for their own wellbeing? Cause Amy could use her daddy right about now.

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Love Amy's music however, that's not to say I wouldn't like to take one of those s.o.s. scrub pads to her face and well, her whole body actually.

Submitted by Cooch.Roue on August 16, 2008 - 8:16pm.

Amy Winehouse has the bearing of a queen. Her regal composure and gracious magnanimity are quietly inspiring. This subtle beauty's soul is even warmer and more inviting than her easy smile and carefree disposition. I think we'll be hearing about Amy Winehouse and her powerhouse vocals for quite some time yet.

Cooch, write a GD book already! Your writing talents are GOLDEN! Damn.

Good grief. I'm laughing my blubber off because of you!

Sassy's picture

poor thing

EatYourVeggies's picture

Sweet baby Jesus. I can't believe people paid to watch that thing sing. Kill it with fire.

mike's picture

double post (new laptop) sorry

mike's picture

She deserved the booing. She's not THAT famous and/or talented that she can disregard scheduling.

Cooch.Roue's picture

Amy Winehouse has the bearing of a queen. Her regal composure and gracious magnanimity are quietly inspiring. This subtle beauty's soul is even warmer and more inviting than her easy smile and carefree disposition. I think we'll be hearing about Amy Winehouse and her powerhouse vocals for quite some time yet.

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I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton

For God's sake Amy, get some medical help.

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Submitted by boomsy on August 16, 2008 - 8:03pm.
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LOL. It's a talent

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I wonder if she eats her own scabs. She looks slovenly and famished.

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Seriously cooch.roue, how do you do it? You totally vascilate between adoration and detest... are you ok?

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Submitted by Cooch.Roue on August 16, 2008 - 7:41pm.
Amy Winehouse's silky vocals and clean-cut appearance will surely carry her far. Her punctuality and work ethic know no bounds, and there is no girl more dependable than Ms. Winehouse. From touching people's hearts to kissing and baptizing babies, this UK sweetheart can do no wrong. I salute you Amy Winehouse, and your modest sense of decorum.

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lol. fuck that. cockroaches are cleaner and more dependable.

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Real food. Please, lady. Your skin is not supposed to look like something they peeled off a metal surface in "Alien."

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Cooch.Roue's picture

I've seen piles of corn-chunked feces more attractive than Amy Winehouse. Her tone-deaf vocals are even less lovely than her hauntin visage. I could make a face for Amy Winehouse out of aborted fetuses and duct tape and it'd be an improvement. She lookes like 10 miles of bad road and it makes me sick to my fucking stomach to even think of her.

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jjjamiiiie's picture

How on earth does she get that dirty?? Seriously...

Leatherette's picture

She's Britney Spears for the Hot Topics shopper, period end.

Leatherette's picture

If anything will snap her out of her crack and stank world, it's the realization that not everyone is up her hole and thinks she's a "legend" and all that crock of shit her musical tweekers feed her.

Leatherette's picture

About damned time.

Mr. President's picture

People who go to a Wino concert and get all pissed that she's late and messed up are obviously not true Winehouse aficionados.

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soul's picture

boo fn whoooooo, that audience wouldn't know a class act if it bit em in the A. you go with your bad self Amy. :)

Cooch.Roue's picture

Amy Winehouse's silky vocals and clean-cut appearance will surely carry her far. Her punctuality and work ethic know no bounds, and there is no girl more dependable than Ms. Winehouse. From touching people's hearts to kissing and baptizing babies, this UK sweetheart can do no wrong. I salute you Amy Winehouse, and your modest sense of decorum.

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I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton

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Thanks for the heads up PSL. I'll go straight to the Gordon Ramsay thread to make fun of his little fireman.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 16, 2008 - 7:19pm.
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I just sang that song (minus the Amy part) a couple of months ago at a showcase. Now I'm gonna be stuck with your version in my head when I use it to audition for a musical next month! Damn you, Mrs. K!! lol j/k

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Submitted by Alltheprettyones on August 16, 2008 - 7:22pm.
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That's what the hell I want to know.

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Submitted by Datura on August 16, 2008 - 7:24pm.
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I'm a fan, too but no way would I pay to see her do shit, I don't care if she's about to die or not. Now if it was a free show, that's a different story.....my money's not going to contribute to her eventual overdose.

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Hi Mr President!
Don't go on the Sam/Lilo thread, it's getting ugly....

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Submitted by Lindalou on August 16, 2008 - 7:12pm.
I hit up youtube to hear her sing before the drug addiction. Shes OK, sounds like someone trying to fake New Orleans blues. Camden UK is a long way from Louisiana. She would have been no one in no time at all if it weren't for the circus act.

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totally agree. watching her perform, i always think how there are a 100 lounge acts in southern america that sound the same or better. except for the crack shimmy thing, she's so not original.

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Mr. President's picture

Mrs. K, I salute your loyalty to the Wino. She's got talent but is pissing it all away. I hope you get the last laugh, but I don't know how much longer she can go on like this.

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Submitted by Datura on August 16, 2008 - 4:24pm.

It's hard to hold out hope for a clean-up and comeback at this point. :(
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Don't get me wrong. I am very very upset with her. And I do not hold out much hope for her. But I have made a conscious choice to stick it out until the bitter end.
I stuck with Robert Downey Jr. through thick and thin, but does he ever call or write?!?!?
No, he does not.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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DebFrmHell's picture

Have you ever noticed that some of our lovely little posters in our Fiesta can't type a sentence without going over the edge...

Boring and mundane. Unoriginal and ignorant.

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Off topic: Did anyone see that DMX got arrested again, I'm making MK a DMX collage mat/framing project for Xmas.

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Submitted by QueenCharisma on August 16, 2008 - 5:16pm.
It's sad she fucked herself up with drugs - she's a great singer/songwriter and she's pissing it all away. Dumbass. Why people even bother to STILL pay to see her perform is beyond me...she's a fucking mess....
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I think at this point it's morbid curiosity or bragging rights that "I saw her before [insert whatever kills her]."

I'm a huge Amy fan, so I generally skip the threads about her, but this is the worst she's looked in a long time. It's hard to hold out hope for a clean-up and comeback at this point. :(

(But I love your dedication, Mrs. K!)

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