Saturday, August 16th 2008
Would You Hit It?
It's Gordon "You Stupid Donkey" Ramsey! Speaking of donkeys, Gordon is not hung like one. A baby donkey, maybe. A fetus donkey? Yeah, that's more like it.
I think we finally found Ashley Tisdale's old nose! It's in Gordon's speedo. And yes, I'd let him go balls deep. Actually, I'd let him go balls in, because something tells me the peen just won't be enough.
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I wouldn't, but having said that, he does look nice and, "thick".
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
I wouldn't, I like hair on my men. I hope your feeling better Michael K. You are sorely missed.
Submitted by Culcha Vulcha on August 16, 2008 - 1:29pm.
I hate myself for it but I really would.
And how comes some of you find a dirty mouth a turn-*off*??
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Profanity is hottest during sexy times, but if you're using it a minimum of five times per sentence, it could signal a lack of creativity in your vocabulary.
And FUCK no, I wouldn't hit it!!
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Hell, YES. I bet he could give a filthy lil' donkey ride.
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"Hell ain't SHIT!" Stinkmeaner from "The Boondocks"
Yes...TOPANGA...It totally feels like a Sunday!!!
I feel lazy as shit. BUT, I'm working.
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A fetus donkey? lmao!
I dunno. You're hitting too close to home here, MK. I'm married to a fetus donkey and so uh... I'd probably reluctantly hit it after enough barley and hops and a toke or two.
WELL. YOU ASKED!
Definitely, but he'd have to talk extremely dirty to me.
Verne Troyer - EAT YOUR HEART OUT!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
I would most definitly hit it......with a dump truck.
p.s. does anybody else feel like it is Sunday when it is really Saturday? I guess I'm just having one of those days.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
That can't be all of it. It just cant
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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I hate myself for it but I really would.
And how comes some of you find a dirty mouth a turn-*off*??
yeah put an ice pack on that tower man, have some respect.LOL
Oh my god I scrolled past really fast and thought that was Harrison and Calista.
Yes, I would.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 16, 2008 - 2:13pm.
a little discipline never hurt anyone
:)
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"Scwew yew, Ah do OWN fing." *Raspberry*
Mrs.Kravitz,
If he pulls my hair and calls me a bitch, I might have a go of it. Beggars cannot be choosers...
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
PS -- MK feel better!
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"Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere"
- Mae West
Maybe his little peepee is why he's always so angry?
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"Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere"
- Mae West
MK, how are the toddies treating you? Glad to see you are functioning! How you get well soon!
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
Only if he yells at me first.
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"Scwew yew, Ah do OWN fing." *Raspberry*
Submitted by UKer on August 16, 2008 - 5:05pm.
most boring day on dlisted ever
yep, gotta agree
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"And so castles made of sand, fall in the sea, eventually."
No fucking way!
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"I want to be the guest star in that bed. I would hope that Samantha Ronson would be this hot, mean, butch top. I don't know about Lindsay, though. I'd have to see...." - Margaret Cho
Looks like a lobster on the loose. With a British accent & spouting profanity.
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"You don't remember the motorcycle gang? Doing the striptease in front of them at the bar? The iguana? Good God, man. Tell me you remember the iguana!"
most boring day on dlisted ever.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Double Triple Dare ... NOPE
Best Meal In Town ... NOPE
Beer goggles ... NOPE
Year's worth dinner at NOBU.... Hell's to the Yeah
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Yeah, I'd hit him alright... until he couldn't utter another word out of that filthy mouth of his.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Maybe the sunburn will help him yell at people.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
Sure. With a sledgehammer to the crotch.