Saturday, August 16th 2008
Would You Hit It?
It's Gordon "You Stupid Donkey" Ramsey! Speaking of donkeys, Gordon is not hung like one. A baby donkey, maybe. A fetus donkey? Yeah, that's more like it.
I think we finally found Ashley Tisdale's old nose! It's in Gordon's speedo. And yes, I'd let him go balls deep. Actually, I'd let him go balls in, because something tells me the peen just won't be enough.
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Submitted by Kizzy on August 18, 2008 - 9:19am.
Oh, hells yeah I'd hit it!! I'd hit it so fast, so many times, it would look like I was trying to nail jello to a tree. I'd even let him pull my hair.
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YES CHEF!
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Oh, hells yeah I'd hit it!! I'd hit it so fast, so many times, it would look like I was trying to nail jello to a tree. I'd even let him pull my hair.
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Aren't men ever embarassed to have their junk hanging out for the world to see?
That is one serious tent he's pitching.
OMG!!!!
I would hit it over, and over and over again. Wow.
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So why are we all here again?
Submitted by Mr. President on August 16, 2008 - 7:57pm.
He's probably a complete gentleman in the bed. No cuss words.
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Ew!
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
I would not not not hit it. It looks like a fallen souffle.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
"I think we finally found Ashley Tisdale's old nose! It's in Gordon's speedo."
Haahaahaa! Good one, MK!
Looks like you're feeling better today!
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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
-Nickelback, "Rockstar"
Hubba, hubba
he terrifies me, but at the same time it's hot that he's so passionate about food. He's old enough to be my dad, but I'd hit it.
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I hit it over and over again. He is so sexy!!!
See Gordon, this is what eating puffins will do to you.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
MK I'm sure you've been around a lot of penises to know that there are show-ers and grow-ers! You really can't judge the size through a pair of tight speedos!
I'd TOTALLY hit that, then I'd slap his ass a few times for being a naughty boy!
Submitted by Suicide Blond:
He looks like the type of guy who'd bend you over the cutting board and asked you if you've been a naughty girl.
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Ditto.
There's better pics of his body as well to be seen elsewhere. For a guy of 42, he's looking pretty damn hot.
He looks like the time I vomited. I would like to vomit on him! His reaction would be priceless.
Your face!
Chef Ramsey probably has an average dick unless he has a lot of foreskin, maybe fiveskin, anyway I'm surprised that with all his verbal abuse a contestant on his show hasn't unloaded a full set of Ginzu steak knives in his back.
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I would hit that SO fast I could care less if his peen was the size of my baby toe.
He looks like the type of guy who'd bend you over the cutting board and asked you if you've been a naughty girl.
ewwwwww.... I'd hit it with a 2x4.
Oh hell yeah, he's a bloody buggery Scotsman! Lurves the fookin foulmouthed manly-men from Scotland! (But he'd have to make me dinner first, and ply me with drinks)
You can't tell how big it is from that angle. It could then bend down and shit. Either way I wouldn't tap that with Bea Arthur's dick. Hairless is gross.
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Reality is something you rise above - Liza Minelli
Any man who gets a semi hardon while reading the sports page will never get near my ya-ya of love hole!
I'd tell you something I would definately hit that Jean Christophe Novelli, sports page hardon on not!!
I'm not a fan of giant, Godzilla penises, but his little pepper looks kind of sad from that angle.
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"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
I'd hit it. Usually the guys who go around bullying are a bit submissive in bed.
gucci: Is your avvie the Diane Arbus of Anderson Cooper?
Hmmm, that bulge looks OK to me. And he looks pretty damn good in a tight squarecut. So Hell yeah I'd hit it. He can verbally abuse me first, then bang me all night long.
Nothing a dose of Viagra, testosterone IM injections every two weeks, and whatever pre-coital penile shot (prostaglandin, etc) in the tissue won't fix....hell, that'll improve circulation to anything.
It's all about blood flow, according to urologists. And improving it, in some cases.
Submitted by hoozer on August 16, 2008 - 6:59pm.
Somebody call Tigerlilly a cab will ya!!! lol....
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WHAT? fuckkkkk youuuu...I'm fiiiine, in factaliciious,...I'm fabulush, you shlut, and how dare you shrink overwishhhh...*stumble, stumble* WHAT??? I shaid I'm fiiiine, daminit! *stumble, stumble....KERPLUNK!...puke*
O/T: I'd do him....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Somebody call Tigerlilly a cab will ya!!! lol....
He's probably a complete gentleman in the bed. No cuss words.
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Submitted by hoozer on August 16, 2008 - 6:41pm.
I'm so blinded by alcohol at the moment, I'm voting a big yes! As long as it isn't Bigfoot or Mini Me or Elvira or the dog from Taco Bell I think I'm game! Woot!!!
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I hear ya! I'll take that cocktail weenie as an appetizer, and MK's trouser snake for the main course...Shhhht...with all the "cold medicine" MK is purple drankin' (hint, hint), he'll forget he's gay and we'll have mindblowing beastialitastic sex...What? Oh, you no likey human-tiger sex???? SPECIESISTS!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
maybe hes a grow-er, not a show-er.
YES! As long as he called me a STUPID FUCKING DONKEY DONUT and told me GET THE FUCK OUT or PISS OFF MADAM, I would be in love.
I'm so blinded by alcohol at the moment, I'm voting a big yes! As long as it isn't Bigfoot or Mini Me or Elvira or the dog from Taco Bell I think I'm game! Woot!!!
Submitted by . on August 16, 2008 - 7:02pm.
...wide-eyed...
wide-eyed now....cross eyed later.
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!!!!!
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Submitted by Oxygen on August 16, 2008 - 6:59pm.
lol! You is funnnnnnnny! Thankies for the laffs, wide-eyed baby. You iz so nawty. ;) Have fun and have a great weekend! That goes for everyone!
Submitted by . on August 16, 2008 - 6:56pm.
Penis size doesn't matter. Tongue size DOES.
Yes...thank ya Jeeeeezus. Woooooo. Fanning myself. I think this is it for me. I need to
go home and tidy up the bald eagle and get ready for a game of Tongue Twister.
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Hey, if your 'potty' vernacular is not very creative, you can always be pithy by stripping down to your short-n-curlies and striking some sexy poses. I mean, if worse comes to worse. Breathing heavy and a few "ohhh and aaaaaaaah's" work in a pinch too. ;)
Penis size doesn't matter. Tongue size DOES.
Oh my god how embarassing!
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Submitted by radio siren on August 16, 2008 - 10:12pm.
Profanity is hottest during sexy times, but if you're using it a minimum of five times per sentence, it could signal a lack of creativity in your vocabulary.
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Meh, I'm not so loquacious in the sack either ;)
Submitted by mike on August 16, 2008 - 6:37pm.
Mike, that'd be James wood'less'. It must be on a teensy crutch.
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Ha! I thought that was James Wood until I read the caption.
It might be like feeding a whale a tic tac unless whaley girl don't know what's she doing.
But afterwards, I'd want to pelt him with eggs. Just because he's such a prick. tehe
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ah! busting his nuts does sound lovely! and he's got a nice thick body, not too shabby, curious now how beet-red he can get when he's about to blow -- a'ight, time to call the bf and see when he's gonna get HIS thick ass over here.
lol. You guys make me bust a gut. I said GUT not NUT. ;p
He's probably a grower.
And I wish my manbeast was in such fine shape. Damn.
Only for a carton of USA Golds.
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I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton
... seriously, that speedo close-up makes me just wanna straddle him and push my hand all up in there, feel up what he's working with.
I hadn't looked at the thumbs but I was think y'all had gone crazy. You'd hit that!?!? Then, when I looked - I totally get what you're saying about the mean-nasty-dirty talk - he could prolly get it with that, sure.
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Yes. I have not a fucking clue why I'd ride that blond bloke senseless, but yes.
Yes, totally. Dirty mouth = Dirty mind