Saturday, August 16th 2008

Is Ray-Ban Paying Their Gayelle Asses?

I know HoHan and SamRo are supposed to be hipster lezzies or something, but damn! Can't they wear something else besides Ray-Bans? Now, I've been known to put on a pair of Wayfarers now and then, but now it's hard for me to do so without thinking about these coochie lickers. Damn then! Ray-Ban better be paying them the big bucks.

Here's these two buying a bunch of dumb shit they don't need in Los Angeles yesterday. All they do is fucking shop. They need to turn up the action. I'm waiting for the sex tape to hit the internets. I wanna see these two bump cokey ginas, smash pies, mack on a ham wallet, grill up a furburger.....something. Actually, I take that back. That would not be the gayelle sex tape of my dreams. Now a Rojo Caliente and Cynthia Nixon sex tape is a different story.

Wenn, Splashnewsonline.com

Posted by: Michael K


i love them they her ok but tell them to put on something smart

James Haven's picture

These two really bug James Haven! Why can't they moisturize and put on alittle blush?

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I almost wish Sam would stay away from the skin tight jeans cause at least the girls that wear them have better legs than she does. If you can call those sticks legs. She makes Lindz look enormous walking next to her. And Lindz has lost quite a bit of weight thanks to all the nose candy these two are doing!

Your face!

The good folks at Ariva are going to be disappointed with these photos.

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Frost's picture

I feel old. I had a pair of those when I was four and that was two decades ago.

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.Child.'s picture

hohan is gonna get fat. fat fat fat fat fat.

.Child.'s picture

hohan is gonna get fat. fat fat fat fat fat.

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Submitted by DeeDee on August 16, 2008 - 10:35pm
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Yeh I think she looks much better in her natural ginge too.

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TheBreakdown's picture

To me, they always look on the cusp of clean

There's nothing skankier than stanky gayelles!

'Heaux Confessionals'
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Sam almost looks cute in those pix. Never thought I'd say it!

there have got to be some east coast bitches around somewhere...

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The whispers that it won't last roll up and down the pews
But if their hearts were dying that fast,
They'd have done the same as you

Khensu Hetep's picture

This is the most staged relationship I've ever seen.

Any time a person completely changes their image from slutty, half-naked attention whore to shabby, mangy, masculine, cream-of-the-crop rugmuncher, it just screams desperation.

"LOOK AT ME! I'M WEARING A BAGGY T-SHIRT! I'M GAY NOW!"

<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...

paulapoo's picture

Neither one has any sex appeal. Lindz looks a little jowly here, which is weird because they're both stringy little beef jerky pieces. Oh wait! Not beef. They're organic, salt-free, gluten-free, casein-free turkey jerky pieces.

magdalene's picture

will never get the fascination here, either individually or gayelley.

*shrugs*

paris herpes's picture

They are coming down from some good shit last nite, that's for damn sure!

Your face!

Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 16, 2008 - 7:47pm.

Deb, I watch a lot of movies from that era (Fred Astaire Marathon on TCM right now, btw) and I thought of hipsters as cig smokin' finger snappin' jazz musicians myself, which is why I was so confused

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The whispers that it won't last roll up and down the pews
But if their hearts were dying that fast,
They'd have done the same as you

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Hipster, as used in the 1940s, referred to aficionados of jazz, in particular modern jazz, which became popular in the early '40s. The hipster adopted the lifestyle of the jazz musician, including some or all of the following: manner of dress, slang terminology, use of cannabis and other drugs, relaxed attitude, sarcastic humor, self-imposed poverty, and relaxed sexual codes.

Where hippies came from...

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Deb.. well I just got out of bed but I've been awake since 10am, if that answers your question! (Insert Evil Grin :p)

Thanks gonnaburn, I always feel so out of the loop on that one, but it makes sense now. I just thought "do they refer to themselves as that???"

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The whispers that it won't last roll up and down the pews
But if their hearts were dying that fast,
They'd have done the same as you

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Lilo and SamRo together gets my inner gayelle fire a blazin! And I love the fact Lilo is going ginge again.

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@Viva- This pic should pretty much explain it. They are too cool for everything. Once something cool becomes mainstream they bitch about whatever it was selling out. They would never call themselves hipsters. Their arch enemy is the yuppie.

http://www.blaker.de/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/Brick%20Lane%20hipster...

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@Viva,
Hey Baby! How is your sex life going??? Are you still making me a Jellu$ old hookah???

OT: yep. bucket is still on my head. all staged. IMO

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Hi Socky, Long time no see!

*stuffs dryer sheets down your monquita bosom*

And Dot, a pleasure as always to see ya! I am just doing a drive by, I was looking up recipes and decided to just wing it like I always do.

uh... yeah, we all know I have a sick sick sick love for the Lohan, moreso now that she's on the other team. You know, the softball/lacrosse/volleyball team... Can someone please tell me what the fuck a hipster is tho???

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The whispers that it won't last roll up and down the pews
But if their hearts were dying that fast,
They'd have done the same as you

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on August 16, 2008 - 9:54pm.

I totally came up with the term "bump cokey ginas". Can I get a witness?

VIVA! *hugs & kitten kisses*

Hope all is well?

*Cokey Ginas* is allllllll yours! Hey! Looky at me! I'm rollin' around in my puter chair three times. ALL ME. ALLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEE! :D

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on August 16, 2008 - 9:54pm.
I totally came up with the term "bump cokey ginas". Can I get a witness?
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*little sock monkey back flip* Preach, girlfriend! Preach!

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I totally came up with the term "bump cokey ginas". Can I get a witness?

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The whispers that it won't last roll up and down the pews
But if their hearts were dying that fast,
They'd have done the same as you

Justina's picture

Ali Hohan better start dating Rumer Willis A.S.A.P.. We know how much she admires LezLo & wants everything she has.

FatMartha's picture

Hello, my loves! Are any of you hot sluts here?
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Hi5.

DebFrmHell's picture

DOT,
ERASE!

My head is still in the bucket with these two...

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Submitted by Cooch.Roue on August 16, 2008 - 8:06pm.

Cooch, that was probably one of the nicest things anyone has written me here [except for MK still lovin' me of course]. I'm cool with that.

Thank you.

Erased, Deb.

Yeah. I'm slow today. The heat is being an ugly mofo on my gray matter.

Cooch.Roue's picture

Alright Dot, truce. I know you've gone through hell with trolls here and it's really not my intention to harass you. I just like to post my negative rants in peace and don't respond well to people telling me to relax, go away, stop posting, etc. I know you probably don't believe I mean this truce but the proof will be in my posts. All I ask is that you stop telling me to calm down or whatever. If what I write does not please you, simply ignore it. Thank you.

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I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton

DebFrmHell's picture

DOT,
you got the email addy?

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 16, 2008 - 7:55pm.

Dot,
Are you in the forum? I need to ask you something that is not for the main board...

Deb, I was once there last year a couple short times but no. I don't even remember my old pip log-in. People were actually nice to me there though. It was the whole layout that sort of confused me. I could share my addy with you here but uh... not so sure if that is a good idea right now. *cough*

Cooch. Truce. TRUCE! OKAY! Damn. I think you just need a hug or something.

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I used to know a dude who looked almost exactly like Ronson in that pic. If I had been walking by on the street I would have stopped them and asked if that was him.

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I'm sorry, but SamRo is one FUGLY-ASS chickadude...I mean, she makes a fugly chick and she makes a fugly dude....
I LOATHE Blohan and it pains me to admit this...ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, but she can do better...OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Good god! Someone get me some Morphine!

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Dot,
Are you in the forum? I need to ask you something that is not for the main board...

Scribble this down:

I will erase in a few min...

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Cooch.Roue's picture

Gee Pip_Cheerio, now who is the gracious one? I extended my hand in loving friendship and was harshly rebuffed by you. Weren't you the one telling me we should all just get along? I guess you are as insincere as you are unattractive and desperate. Too bad, I could've taught you how to make friends in the REAL WORLD and not just your pretend little fantasy DListed life. I'll be here whenever you choose to be cordial. You really need to learn some manners, Pip.

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I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton

double post edit.

Here's where I dance to "Jive talkin'"!

Sorry.

Submitted by Cooch.Roue on August 16, 2008 - 7:45pm.

Dot, girl, you know I'm just messin' with you. I love ya, hon. However, instead of "hybrid," I actually think you're looking for the word "portmanteau." Cheers, beautiful Australian blonde bikini lady. ;) (All said with a HUGE smile!)

Cooch, I posted ONE bikini picture here as my 85 x 85 avatar last year. Damn. Get over it. -And don't even start that sweet talking. I know better. -BUT, I'm glad you're smiling. GOOD. People need to smile more. It can cure a lot of the world's shiteousness. <--yes, another hybrid word for ya. ;p

Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 16, 2008 - 7:43pm.

Geepers, I can come up with a list of adjectives too... none of those are on the list, Miz

ShaZAM!

lol

Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 16, 2008 - 7:43pm.

"jive turkey"!

I knowwwww. I'm such a dork. -And, thanks for putting that song in my head. It's stuck!

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Dot, girl, you know I'm just messin' with you. I love ya, hon. However, instead of "hybrid," I actually think you're looking for the word "portmanteau." Cheers, beautiful Australian blonde bikini lady. ;) (All said with a HUGE smile!)

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I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton

parissucksliterally's picture

"jive turkey"!
hehee

Now I have the BeeGees in my head:

j-j-j-jive turkey
spreading the hate
j-j-j-jive turkey
wants Ronsons' estate
j-j-j-jive turkey
hijacking the thread
j-j-j-jive turkey
wants everyone dead

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Geepers, I can come up with a list of adjectives too... none of those are on the list, Miz

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 16, 2008 - 7:36pm.

I'm from Uranus
(HAHAHAHAHAHA I crack me up)

lol!

PSL, yay for Venusians! Where the heck is Aphid? I bet she's a sista Venusian too!

Cooch, (you're cracking me up btw), uh...a hybrid word can be phonetic and doesn't need to stick to any particular given RULE. Why so angry? You're not getting a toke off of my peace pipe, jive turkey. I'm smiling right now. I suggest you do the same.

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I think I know what Lindsay finds attractive about Sam (the protective attitude), but I wish Cynthia Nixon would explain just what she finds attractive about Rojo Caliente. I just cannot imagine those two doing sexy times.

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Cooch.Roue's picture

And just so you know, I am quite relaxed in my hatred. Just because I despise these whores doesn't make me an unpleasant person. People tell me all the time how amazingly wonderful, kind, altruistic, and drop-dead gorgeous I am. I am a worthwhile individual, which is more than I can say for Lindsay Lohan or Samantha Ronson.
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I'm from Uranus
(HAHAHAHAHAHA I crack me up)

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Yeah. And it'd be spelled "chillaxative." Duh. Too bad you're about 80 years too old to be telling people to chillax anyway. Sad and embarrassing, Pip.

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I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton

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Dot, you CAN'T be from Venus- I'M from Venus!
This is SOOOOO amazing! I can't believe we haven't figured this out before!!!

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