Bigfoot Fakery!
Everyone has been talking about this supposed Bigfoot that was found by two twats in Georgia. Even CNN covered this shit. Although, that's not saying much. The two lie-tellers, a cop on medical leave and a former corrections officer, held a press conference in Palo Alto, CA yesterday to talk about their discovery.
Basically, we didn't learn shit! Well, we learned the address of their website (AGAIN) and they brought an e-mail from some entomologist bitch who tested three DNA samples. One sample was human, one was a possum and the other was Robin Williams. No, the other couldn't be tested due to "technical problems." Yeah, probably because it's fucking polyester.
The dudes did not show the body, because they are waiting for scientists to exam it. Um....I'm not a scientist and I can already tell you that thing is a Danny DeVito costume with Vienna sausages on top of it. Or maybe Parasite Hilton wet queefed on it?
They also announced they are giving Bigfoot-hunting tours in Georgia for $499. What's to hunt? I mean, isn't he already dead?
Below is a clip from the press conference. You can also visit Cryptomundo for many more details.
Even though these dudes are all kinds of fake, I'd still hit it on a gorrilla costume covered in fish jizz.
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Bigfoot, bigyouknowhat; got my husbands size 13s for yuh and his boys 13s!too much.
although there are some tribes in Florida, they're the surfing bigfoots that hang ten..nevermind. ;>
As someone whose first library job was in a prison, I can tell you there's no liar like a corrections officer, former or not.
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Submitted by Epantha on August 16, 2008 - 10:46am.
Do you really think a TRUE rare find like this would be tossed into a box like a rag doll?
Yes, because these shit for brain hillbillies live in some back holler in Georgia. The same kind that swear Corpsewood Manor is haunted with "satan whorshipping faggots".
my bad, Fly!!! sorry for the confusion. i gotta go haz cheezeberger now. bi errbody! for reals this time!
Submitted by Salem13 on August 16, 2008 - 7:58am.
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Priceless!! lol
That must haved smelled purty thawing out.
Lol you guys, it's not my bday! I was wishing someone else a happy birthday. But thanks for the nice wishes.
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Submitted by Salem13 on August 16, 2008 - 10:58am.
Love Muse, BTW. Stockholm Syndrome, Wheeee!! Don't you watch horror movies? Stay the FUCK away from those two.
If I ever get to the end of the rainbow, I am strangling, Mini-Me, both Olsen Trolls, and Eva Longoria!
bitches!
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Yes, happy birthday. Must log off and get some sleep (night shift) before it gets too hot. Just wanted to say that where I live there used to be reports of Sasquatch and there's actually a park named after them. Lots of native lore in the past about them too.
Anybody want to join me in catching the tooth fairy I hear that bitch is rich, then we can find a rainbow and kill the leprechaun at the end of it.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FLY!!! i just saw that on another thread. Looks like you're in awesome company. Celebrate like its 1999!!!!
where's the Harry and the Hendersons clip????
Thanks DiamondDawg!
Yeah, Australia is great. But the population is just smaller. I find America, you can just get lost in it (though that can be bad too I guess).
Love live Cali, Bigfoot and the Chupacabra!!!
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Submitted by ocd can be good on August 16, 2008 - 7:39am.
Sounds like "Coast to Coast" more than Dlisted. The stupidest discussion I ever heard on there was about Shadowpeople. Hey, I work the night-shift and it was on the radio.
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OMG. Coast to Coast is stupid but AWESOME at the same time. I'm a streamlink member! C2C, Dlisted, and Godlike Productions are my favorite places on the yet (also Postsecret).
Are these guys 3 years old?!!? They didn't stop to think that an investigation of the famous bigfoot was going to be in order to make such a claim.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by The Fly on August 16, 2008 - 7:43am.
DiamondDawg- oh, okay. Good luck with
getting back to Cali. This is embarrassing, but I get sad listening to that OC Phantom Planet song "California" because it reminds me of that place a lot.
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Dear Fly,
If you ever make it back to the states, hopefully I'll be back in CA by then and you are invited to stay wif us til you get settled!! That's how great CA is! And if I'm not there, I can hook you up with dozens of friends and family who can help you get settled. I've always thought Australia would be an AWESOME place to live! Your ocean is so beautiful! In pictures.
Leatherette- yeah!!!
Oh, and I learned about the Chupacabra from this site. We don't have that here.
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Do you really think a TRUE rare find like this would be tossed into a box like a rag doll?
Submitted by DiamondDawg on August 16, 2008 - 10:38am.
Submitted by The Fly on August 16, 2008 - 7:33am.
Why r u guys calling Californa hell? I visited there a couple of years ago (from Australia) and I really missed it. It's got a feeling like no other place.
Word! CA is awesome. CA has something for everyone. A lot of people just find it hard to live there, due to traffic, housing cost, crime, etc.
I've never felt more "at home" (whatever the fuck that means) than when I lived in L.A.
Is that scary, or what?
Submitted by xxyxz on August 16, 2008 - 7:31am.
just wondering. I was born in Alaska and moved to California when I was five.
I also live in hell
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Pleased to make your acquaintance! (sp) I was in L.A. in July. Had a freakin' great time!! I got pulled over by police, the new cell phone law went into effect, but i was still talking on the phone - so much so that i missed my exit and ended up in downtown at 5pm when I coulda been in Pasadena. Then my brother and me got accused of getting his ex-wife's neighbor's husband drunk! Then my brother's girlfriend wouldn't stop calling him at like midnight that weekend while we were trying to watch Donnie Darko. My brother was DED asleep from drinking all day long and gf was doing a break up by text. i answered the phone cuz she kept calling and calling. i thought it was important. So when i answered she YELLED at me and accused my brother of shagging my best friend with whom we had spent the day.
kuh-razy weekend!! and that's not all that happened. but i really need to get busy. i just got in trouble cuz i didn't fold my husbands clothes after they got done drying. he thinks they have to all be ironed. i just put them back in the dryer to unwrinkle them. duh.
DiamondDawg- oh, okay. Good luck with
getting back to Cali. This is embarrassing, but I get sad listening to that OC Phantom Planet song "California" because it reminds me of that place a lot.
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Submitted by Domestic Goddess on August 16, 2008 - 10:36am.
Now all we need is for someone to find a Yeti.
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Hasn't Khloe Kardassian's DNA been screened for Yeti genes, cause damn.
Submitted by The Fly on August 16, 2008 - 10:33am.
Why r u guys calling Californa hell? I visited there a couple of years ago (from Australia) and I really missed it. It's got a feeling like no other place.
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(((((LOVEYOU))))) for that -- Cali can be hell at times, but traveled enough to know you're right and there's no place like home, sweet crazy home.
AND back on topic: MORE CHUPACABRA!
Sounds like "Coast to Coast" more than Dlisted. The stupidest discussion I ever heard on there was about Shadowpeople. Hey, I work the night-shift and it was on the radio.
Submitted by The Fly on August 16, 2008 - 7:33am.
Why r u guys calling Californa hell? I visited there a couple of years ago (from Australia) and I really missed it. It's got a feeling like no other place.
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No. No. No.!!!
I LOVE CALIFORNIA. I'm in a nearby state - let's say I'm in PHOENIX. It is HELL and I'm trying to get back to Burbank. Seriously. But there are things like husbands, jobs, houses, graduate school, and money that are getting in my way. I need a miracle folks.
Now all we need is for someone to find a Yeti. We can add it to the list along with:
Chupacabra
Montauk Monster
Bigfoot
Alien Window Peeker
Not to mention Cheesus, the Virgin Mary Sandwich, and the Holy Potato.
The Allah cow, and I'm sure there are wonders I've left out.
I suppose this could be and interesting study for someone with time on their hands...
Cue Bono... "But we still haven't found what we're looking for..."
Submitted by DiamondDawg on August 16, 2008 - 10:25am.
hey (warm) Leatherette!
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aaaah, now it's playing in my head <3
great way to start the day!
Why r u guys calling Californa hell? I visited there a couple of years ago (from Australia) and I really missed it. It's got a feeling like no other place.
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just wondering. I was born in Alaska and moved to California when I was five.
I also live in hell
Kidding
Submitted by Domestic Goddess on August 16, 2008 - 10:25am.
So basically they put someone in a gorilla costume, had them lay in a freezer and threw possum guts on them. This is in the news, WHY???
It totally belongs here on DListed, but CNN, Fox and the others? Really?
No wonder most of the world thinks we're a bunch idiots.
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You think? I just came from checking CNN and BBC News and YouTube for updates on the situation in the Caucauses and read posts from the start of the fighting from American posters who were thoroughly confused -- they were freaked out because they heard the Russians were in Georgia, as in Atlanta Georgia, USA.
Bigfoot lives deep, deep, DEEP in a cave in the wilderness. You will never find him! But he is real. Yesireebob. He is real. I believe in you Bigfoot!
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hey (warm) Leatherette!
So basically they put someone in a gorilla costume, had them lay in a freezer and threw possum guts on them. This is in the news, WHY???
It totally belongs here on DListed, but CNN, Fox and the others? Really?
No wonder most of the world thinks we're a bunch idiots.
ok. I'm originally from Burbank, California and currently I'm stuck in hell. Truly, its as hot as you would expect hell to be.
surprise surprise, and NEXT.
- MORE CHUPACABRA!
Submitted by xxyxz on August 16, 2008 - 7:15am.
Diamond _¥ where are you from?
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erm. i'm afraid to answer that. tell me why you wants to know, then you can haz cheezeberger.
What the hell kind of fucktardery is this? It's a plastic skeleton with a bunch of fur and crap pasted on it.
CNN covered this?
i used to like the idea of Bigfoot. I blame the Six Million Dollar Man. These guys need to step off. Just step off.
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I'm just surprised that the ballcap wasn't from Hooters.
Mike
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Diamond _¥ where are you from?
dang. where is errbody? it looks like i'm spamming the forum.
i'll go clean house or swim, now. c-y'all l8tr (not like you'll be waiting or anything)
lol @ "...DNA samples. One sample was human, one was a possum and the other was Robin Williams."
somebody needs to sue these tards. they got the conspiracy nuts all whack (except for me, I called B.S. on it on a conspiracy forum the second I saw the first thread)
also, must say MK, I've clicked on that Leviticus jewelry link a BUNCH of times. I like the jewelry because its all European Medieval Period-like, but it needs to be made in sterling silver.
Didja expect different anyone?????
Idiot couldn't even take off his cap for a press briefing, however minor? You're in fucking Palo Alto, CA, not Dahlonega, GA, retard.