Friday, August 15th 2008
Felicity Huffman Tried On Vadge's Thong
In 1988, when Felicity Huffman replaced Vadge in "Speed-the-Plow" on Broadway, she found a thong in her dressing room. That shit belonged to Vadge. So what did Felicity do? She tried them on. She told More Magazine, "Of course, it didn't fit me."
Hell no! I've seen all kind of shit in other people's panties before. Shit being the key word. There is no way I'd ever expose my pure and innocent genitals to that kind of fuckery. And can you imagine what kind of panty pudding Vadge produces? Tapioca with walnuts!
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A thong...the kind that goes up your crack...a thong that has been in Madonna's crack. Um, yeah. Well it's going to be a long session at my shrink's today.
to quote Cleveland Brown from Family Guy: "Oh, that's nasty!"
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"Day after day, alone on a hill.
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still."
They had thongs back then?
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Swiggity switch it up!
She was a man before she tried on that thong, her dick is just hiding up her rectum until it's absolutely certain that Madonna's venus fly snatch is nowhere in the vicinity.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
anymore botox on this bitch and she wont be able to move her vagina
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Submitted by Cooch.Roue on August 15, 2008 - 3:50pm.
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Ouch! Bitch don't play! Spank me Mistress Cooch...*whap*...Can I have another m'am?...
Hot slut!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She must have not received that email about washing even store bought panties/bras due to them being handled so much. and getting such a bad rash, it could eat off your entire TIT. That being said, imagine wearing a panty/bra that someone else has worn for a month or two.. Ick..And Madonna dances for like 3/more hours in her clothes..
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
I always loved Felicity until the DH restylane face took root. Now she just looks like another low rent bad melodrama tv whore.
I would have preferred not knowing about Madonna's panties though. Oy. :(
that's disgusting, I can't imagine being downwind of that high milage cooter, let alone sharing clothes with it.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
I wonder what mid 1980's Madonna would think of 2008 Madonna. She'd probably run away screaming.
umm...ewwww....i bet felicity wonders why she has that not too fresh feeling sometimes...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
THATS DISGUSTING! POOR MADONNA... I WONDER
HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE DONE WEIRD SHIT LIKE THAT TO HERE.... EW!
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Submitted by Cooch.Roue on August 15, 2008 - 2:50pm.
How interesting that Felicity (a real actress) replaced her. I did not know that. I have seen clips of Madonna's performance in this play and still cannot believe how horrible she was. They should've gone with Felicity to begin with, but Madonna was a name...back then. The shriveled-up harridan I see stalking around in yoga clothes nowadays is about as adored and relevant as my bloody rag. Flouncing about in camisoles and sparkly neon panties in your joke electropop videos is just embarassing. I think most men would rather fuck their fathers than this soulless gutter wench, and even the gays have moved on to greener pastures. So tell me God, why do you continute to let this heathen Kabbalah cow flatulate her moronic prose and shitty beats all over my radio?
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Truer words were never said! Lol! Thank you Cooch.Roue, for my biggest laugh of the day!
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3 days?
Klassy
Submitted by Cooch.Roue on August 15, 2008 - 4:50pm.
lol. Cooch, Madonna writhing in a wedding gown on the floor of "American Bandstand" with white thigh high stockings and garters while singing "Like a Virgin" was the pinnacle of everything she did to follow. Granted, she was a master at re-inventing herself and I guiltily love some of her albums which I do indeed own...she's become a shrewish caricature of herself now and she needs to lady up and stop trying to be a man.
Madge as a performer is stamina personified.
Madge as a person scares me on too many levels.
Note: My opinion and I reserve the right to express it until MK walls us all in and censors us.
Beige powdery twat residue.
chicken cutlets is talking chicken shit about Gaykens baby!! dkafjdlkfj
*Emily*
I bet nothing but dry air comes out of Madonnas chocha....just a little "whoooooophhh" every now and then.
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Submitted by la coocaracha on August 15, 2008 - 4:56pm.
Sometimes I can wear the same panties for 3 days and theres nothing in them. Sometimes I can pull down my panties right after a shower and find white marks, yellow marks...sometimes theres skid marks....theres all kinds a goodies! You never know what youre gonna get with me, but everything that comes outta me is gravy so anyone that gets to touch it is beyond lucky....
I bet in Madges panties theres lots of white marks...
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Would you like to tell us about your tampons when you got ur period????.....serioulsy too much info...eww!
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BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
Panty Pudding happens....
cant be helped. ;P
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
I got hash marks in my thong a few times from the prairie dog in my butt.
Submitted by zomay on August 15, 2008 - 5:02pm.
la coocaracha...aaaahhhhhhh a little much info.
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Well, I only know whats in my panties, I dont know how other people peaties look so I dont know if the things in my panties are normal or abnormal. id like to see if other people have the same things in their panties too!
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First morgan freeman flips his car, then Bernie Mac AND Issac Hayes die. Sammuel L. Jackson better watch his back!
So JELLUS Jim!!!!
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
la coocaracha...aaaahhhhhhh a little much info.
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Ew; I'll bet she sniffed them, too.
*GAG*
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Sometimes I can wear the same panties for 3 days and theres nothing in them. Sometimes I can pull down my panties right after a shower and find white marks, yellow marks...sometimes theres skid marks....theres all kinds a goodies! You never know what youre gonna get with me, but everything that comes outta me is gravy so anyone that gets to touch it is beyond lucky....
I bet in Madges panties theres lots of white marks...
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First morgan freeman flips his car, then Bernie Mac AND Issac Hayes die. Sammuel L. Jackson better watch his back!
ME NO GIVE A FUCK..BUT I DO HAVE A 12 PACK OF HEINIKEN LIGHT AT WORK WITH ME!!!
I hope she used plenty of soap/bleach/Quell/Rid/penicillin before she got with William H. Macy.
My image of Filliam H. Muffman has forever been soiled! :(
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Submitted by Cooch.Roue on August 15, 2008 - 4:50pm.
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LMAO!!! I love you, Cooch. But don't hate on the sparkly neon panties - them shits are hot!
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
And she told the world this becaauuse?!?
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Eh she was just doing some early research for her movie Transamerica.
PS I totally would've done the same with the panties. If this had happened in 2008, GoldenPalace.com would be buying that thong off EBay for $50,000.
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I’m like an American princess. - Paris Hilton
I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton
ew that's really gross.
How interesting that Felicity (a real actress) replaced her. I did not know that. I have seen clips of Madonna's performance in this play and still cannot believe how horrible she was. They should've gone with Felicity to begin with, but Madonna was a name...back then. The shriveled-up harridan I see stalking around in yoga clothes nowadays is about as adored and relevant as my bloody rag. Flouncing about in camisoles and sparkly neon panties in your joke electropop videos is just embarassing. I think most men would rather fuck their fathers than this soulless gutter wench, and even the gays have moved on to greener pastures. So tell me God, why do you continute to let this heathen Kabbalah cow flatulate her moronic prose and shitty beats all over my radio?
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I’m like an American princess. - Paris Hilton
I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton
Is Felicity that much bigger than Vadge?
I don't know why, but I always imagine all these ho's are a size 2.
That's disgusting. TMI, Felicity.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Wow.
That's all I've got.
1) Disgusting and wrong. just wrong. WHYYYY?? would you do that - no matters whose it was ??
2) Why would you admit to it ?
Vadge wears adult diapers now, so no need to worry about her Hershey squirts.
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When all else fails, Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Fuck It!
ugh, can you imagine if she KEPT it? ancient she-man smegma
She's probably been battling crabs ever since.
Poor William H. Macy!
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