TGIF!!!
This is a screenshot taken from inside my head. A gorgeous chola (and slightly goth) beauty serving pancakes at IHOP? What more do you need? I could live in this picture for the rest of my days. I just want to curl up in one of those booths, watch that waitress all day long and breathe in the sickly sweet aroma of butter pecan syrup. Beautiful.
And now, I must say how sowwy I am for the lack of posts today and yesterday. I've been trying to fight this raggedy ass cold. I went to the doctor this afternoon and he gave me a lap dance. No, I wish. He's hot. Anyway, he gave me a bunch of party favors, told me to drink more booze and to lay down a lot. Okay, he didn't tell me about the booze part. But it can't hurt? Everyone knows alcohol kills germs.
This means that the weekend will also be pretty light. By the power of Chicken Cutlets, I promise that shit will be back to normal on Monday.
xoMichael K
Thanks for the beautiful picture, Jenni!
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Holy shit. This was my server at Burbank IHOP this past Monday! Her name is Lettie & she is very nice.
Apparently you haven't been taking care of yourself. If you don't do better, I'm not going to let you do that thing I promised.
super funny post. brilliant really. love the photo. get well soon.
axt
she's got a beautiful smile. she could serve my pancakes anytime.
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Submitted by yolie on August 15, 2008 - 10:18pm.
MK needs the IHOP swedish crepes with lingonberries. Makes you feel better in no time. Yum!
lingonberries = cranberries
It's great to see a fellow Swede on Dlisted. Mind you, do not fuck it up.
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So I guess you want me to paint your chair?
They both just look so happy. Clearly enlightenment and true happiness may be found at IHOP.
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. --Dr. Seuss
MK, a person obviously willing to suffer for his art! Especially if his art involves drinking. Get well soon!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
ROTFLMAO & paulapoo:
you sluts are so nice, but that`s just good lighting and slipping the photographer a lil' extra on the side.
And MK needs to look into a coffee enema.
I hear the best part of waking up is Folger's in your ass.
'Heaux Confessionals'
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get well soon, MK
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"Day after day, alone on a hill.
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still."
Get better soon MK! I hope PP and SS read this and head to your door to deliver some chicken cutlets...I mean chicken soup. I think all you need is chicken cutlets, lucite heels and chola. soon after you get those you will be better.
Love you much!
Wa ha ha! Check out this article on wonky's hair extension!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1045753/Crop-horror-Paris-H...
That's me in 15 years.
<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...
Notice how many Dlisted Sluts can drink your ass under the Table MK??????
Give yourself a refreshing anal cleanse while your indisposed. Makes the lap dances interesting if your gooey......Smooches!!!!
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Feel better, sweetie! Happy lap dance dreams!
Get better MK, leaving us with John "Douche" Mayer
is making ME sick. Ordering an IHOP Chola Cola for MK.
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That look is awesome, it works for some reason. The sweet chola goth tranny look has been conceived!
Your face!
I wish you well MK and I hope that your case of eye herpes clears up soon.
XOXOXOXOXOXO
Predator24
Feel better, MK - I'd give you a big sloppy kiss but don't want to catch your cooties. And that's when you're *not* sick. ;D
TheraFlu = best shit ever, btw. Get the nighttime formula - the hot beverage-style stuff (add sugar to make it more palatable). You should wake up by Monday!
Maybe if you didn't go to the proctologist when you get the sniffles, the correct prescription would get filled. Did he at least prescribe something for the anal callouses?
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Aw, MK, you got sickie, sickie times? Here's what's worked for me, it's a ginger, rosemary, green tea...
HAHAHAHAHA! I keed, I keed, no...I just maul, kill and eat a healthy vegan bitch, then I feel all better...What? What? It's all about healthy eating/balanced meals...What???? I got vegan bitch liver and kindney sausage soup...What? 'tix good...What???? NO SOUP FOR YOU!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I still endorse Jagermeister(however the hell it's spelled) + Nyquil. Oh and I forgot about Mucinex.And there's a cinnamon liqueur named Dr. McGillicudy's Fireball that tastes like those cinnamon hearts thingies. Not too hot, but knocks ya on your ass and warms you up.
MK I hope you have buddies that can bring you some good chicken soup + the medicinal things that you need to get better!
Aw Minky, so sowy to hear you are sicky, do what I do, give yourself a warm red wine enema and take two ambien with a nyquil chaser. So long cold, hello coma. Get better buddy.
Ashton Cruz
Get well soon, Michael. We need you.
Get better soon MK, you have legions of people (like me) that are A dick-ted to this site!
get better M.K.
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P.H.: 'Dis is Egyptian Cotton, mudday-fuk... 2-20 thread. 'Dis is half your shitty-ass paycheck.
J.S.: You wouldn't know Egyptian cotton if Pharaoh himself gave it to you, you knock-off wearing motherfucker
Yep, Triston be rippin'! Wouldn't you all love to run across him in Berlin? Whoo!
get well soon!
Hope ypu start to feel better soon, MK!
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
Get Well MK!
Off Topic-The Breakdown-I just viewed your myspace, baby your body is OVAH!!!!
No Read, No Shade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
holy crap, Fran Drescher works at IHOP now?!?!
get well MK!
feel better, MK!
The doctor "told me to drink more booze and to lay down a lot."
Well, alcohol a liquid isn't it? And, don't docs usually tell a patient to drink plenty of liquids?
BTW: Can't stand butter pecan syrup ... boysenberry is another story. ;)
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Love the Chola Goth!
Happy Friday everyone!
Get well soon MK!
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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
-Nickelback, "Rockstar"
Feel better, MK! IHOP Cholas 4 Eva!
FatMartha!
you are such a slut!
Actually, schnitzel is good, but German food is just bland.
Thank God I can cook, but finding the ingredients to cook anything here is just madness!
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 15, 2008 - 6:16pm.
WIENER SCHNITZEL! (Hehe, I said weiner.) Oh wait, I think that's Austrian food. Oh well. WEINERS!!!
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"Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 15, 2008 - 2:46pm.
@LovePapa,
I didn't think you sounded bitter at all. Graveyarders as a rule as much cooler and funnier than the day shift.
Managers need to intial all discounts, whether they are there or not. We know what is up more often than not... 8-) !!!"
It was nice because if he was working, I'd go and visit with him and he would sit and talk to my friends and I when we could. It was nice since he lived in a different city and worked about 10 minutes from my house. And yeah, he liked his graveyard shifts, but its really sad to see how many homeless peeps congregate there when its after midnight. We'd buy many homeless peeps a bowl of soup or some burger every so often because we felt so bad.
Oh, and we met so many cool people too. Like a taxi cab driver we used to be "down" with was an extra on Scrubs!! I was like, you're my hero, dude! Good times, good times.
He's off in Iraq right now so he's doing America proud.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
Oh, baby, thank you for posting though. You'll get better.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
@LovePapa,
I didn't think you sounded bitter at all. Graveyarders as a rule as much cooler and funnier than the day shift.
Managers need to intial all discounts, whether they are there or not. We know what is up more often than not... 8-) !!!
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
I am so jealous of you sluts!
I would push my mama down a lfight of stairs SHowgirls style for an IHOP, Dennys, ANYTHING like that.
fuckin' bland German food!
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Get well soon, MK.
"Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 15, 2008 - 2:39pm.
@LovePapa,
If he was working, he would have been written up for a discount. Three write ups, terminated. He was a smart guy."
He worked the graveyard shift, so he didn't have a general manager present all the time.
I sound like a bitter ex-girlfriend, but I'm not. He's a cool guy.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
Thers's nothing better than late night rooty tooty fresh and fruity with apples.
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@LovePapa,
If he was working, he would have been written up for a discount. Three write ups, terminated. He was a smart guy.
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
Denny's has the best f'in' cheesesticks around and I happen to always find the waiters attractive for some reason. Hell, I dated one for years... he, however, never gave me any discounts. What a bitch he is.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
I'm with MK...this chola is the HOTNESS! I cant stop looking at her and feeling this wonderful giddy feeling....it just bubbles to the surface...
tee hee tee hee
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
It's Friday night and I am still feeling the effects of the toxins I shared with the Finnish, Ukrainians, and Spanish last night.
Talk about an UN blowout!
Can anyone loan me a liver?!
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Actually, seemed to me like you've been pretty busy posting lots. Totally wouldn't say it was "not enough"
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 15, 2008 - 5:30pm.
It's Friday night adn I am still feeling the effects of the toxins I shared with the Finnish, Ukrainians, and Spanish last night.
Talk about an UN blowout!
Can anyone loan me a liver?!
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I would, but mine is in a jar beside my bed, pointing and laughing at me. My kidneys are OK, though. :)
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
@Soul.
Actually no. Denny's started way before in 1953. They did not absorb that Brand.
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.