Tommy Girl Got His Jeans Back
There is absolutely no way that Katie Holmes' pegged nightmare jeans belong to Tommy Girl. Katie could wear Tommy's jeans as capris, maybe. I don't know why she would want to wear his jeans. That shit is probably stained with John Travolta's peen snot.
These two harebrained aliens walked to their car in NYC today without a care in the world. It seems that Katie only smiles around Tommy Girl. It's not that she wants to. It's that she HAS to. It's in her contract. Right under the clause that states she must moisturize his chode with barley lotion every Sunday. Or maybe Katie has some sort of "make me smile" button on her palm. That's why he's always grabbing on to her like she's a 12" dildo.
Here's Stepford Katie, her owner and Suri in red bouncing around NYC this afternoon.
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Mommy and Daddy would wook bettuh if dey gave deyuh sungasses to demsevs.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
tell me again why celebrities wear giant scarves (and boots) in august as if it's the dead of winter...? a skinny little scarf, ok, but do you really need a whole cape around your neck like a scientology suer hero?
as for the 80s thrift store boots i keep seeing celebretards wearing, that's a trend that must be stopped. i saw a chick at the gas pump the other day wearing thigh high leather boots with jean shorts. ok, so she was a stripper, but the point remains.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 15, 2008 - 4:00pm.
Thank God you said it too. I was about to drink pooey toilet water.
UH-OH, LCT [happy Friday to ya btw]...did we just get sucked into the tractor beam of scifientology? Do *WE* need an intervention?! Shit. I'm skeered now.
How the frick tall IS Tommy Girl IRL? I'm 5'7" and even I'd probably tower over him huh? :O
Please, people...don't call Suri a robot. She doesn't deserve that. :(
FUCK ME!
he actually looks good in these pics.
Since when is Tomasita the same height has Katie? He must have stilts in those boots.
She must be the most miserable person. She sold her soul to the devil and he's a control freak. Probably locks her in the dungeon when she's home, so she can't leave unless he says so and when she does, she's got that built in GPS.
Submitted by . on August 15, 2008 - 3:59pm.
Suri is the only sane one in the bunch. I hope she grows up and starts an intervention on her mind-controlled parents if they don't wake the fuck up before then.
Tommy is looking kinda/sorta hot which makes me want to puke to admit that.
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Whoever heard of a crazy 3 year old? Of course shes sane, but think that her beauty along with her upbringing will make an unbelievabel character outta her...
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First morgan freeman flips his car, then Bernie Mac AND Issac Hayes die. Sammuel L. Jackson better watch his back!
Submitted by oklahoma on August 15, 2008 - 4:00pm.
LCT.. Bwahahahahah,, Your lil girl talk is sooo cute.. *pinches wiw cheeks*
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HEY! Dat huwts *whimper* It's otay doh... I stiw wuv yew :) I want to hug yew aww day wong and den shawe my tooties wif yew!
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Submitted by . on August 15, 2008 - 3:59pm.
Tommy is looking kinda/sorta hot which makes me want to puke to admit that.
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Thank God you said it too. I was about to drink pooey toilet water.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
LCT.. Bwahahahahah,, Your lil girl talk is sooo cute.. *pinches wiw cheeks*
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
Mrs. K.,
It always cracks me up when you get enraged by the color teal/aqua. xo
That Kate is a sad, sad lady that she can only muster a smile when her owner is around. She must greet him at the door like my dogs greet me when I come home.
And she looks like a pile of dung overall, but I love that scarf, think it's beautiful, and I must have it. It would be cute with a nice outfit, trust me.
Suri is the only sane one in the bunch. I hope she grows up and starts an intervention on her mind-controlled parents if they don't wake the fuck up before then.
Tommy is looking kinda/sorta hot which makes me want to puke to admit that.
Tommygirl must be wearing risers in his shoes. How are he and Katie a.k.a. Vicki-the-robot-version-2.0 the same height??
Submitted by boomsy on August 15, 2008 - 3:57pm.
Is it just me or does Suri have a 'Screw you two; I'm doing my own thing" kind of look about her?
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Hell yes. "Scwew yew, Ah do OWN fing." *Raspberry*
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 15, 2008 - 1:48pm.
Submitted by sabrina on August 15, 2008 - 12:44pm.
wtf at katie's shimmery aqua nailpolish..
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so fucking offensive, right?
ugh, I hate it.
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Hahaha. I wore that shit in high school, but I changed my evil ways...
These pics aren't too bad. Katie doesn't look quite as brainwashed as usual, and Suri is bloody adorable.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
Submitted by jim on August 15, 2008 - 12:54pm.
YOUR PRIZE --MY NUTS ON YOUR CHIN BITCH!!
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Hey, Jim, Where's MY prize?
HUH?!?!
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I never fucked anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one.
Is it just me or does Suri have a 'Screw you two; I'm doing my own thing" kind of look about her?
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Katiebot looks good, for once. I don't get the freakin' scarves though. Maybe she has choke marks around her neck from being chained up all day.
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These gayelles truly freak me the fuck OUT!
'Heaux Confessionals'
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Jim is getting randy.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
BOOM THE FUCKING TRIFECTA....THE OLD LADY HAIRCUT(LOOKS LIKE FUCKING SHIT), THE FUCKING GIANT ROUND OLD LADY GLASSES AND THE OLD NASTY GRAY SCARF. CONGRATS KATIE YOU HAVE DONE IT, YOU WIN THE PRIZE FOR THE FIRST PERSON UNDER 30 TO MORPH INTO AN OLD FUCKING BAG IN FRONT OF OUR EYES...YOUR PRIZE --MY NUTS ON YOUR CHIN BITCH!!
Please punch me in the nose for this but Tommy Girl looks good. Katie, on the other hand, looks like the woman I gave change to yesterday.
Suribot must have gone through some reprogramming. I don't see a bottle OR a tantrum.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
No bottle, no blankie...c'mon Suri, throw a tanty for the nice paparazzi man.
Seriously *sobs* what the fuck happened to Tommy Top Gun????
Take my breath away:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWdxIp6PtbQ
Submitted by kdracofan on August 15, 2008 - 3:46pm.
I was wondering if you were here...I just saw this and thought of you:
http://jezebel.com/5037600/calling-all-fridas
OnT: ITA, Suri is cute.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
That little girl is so precious. She is so adorable!! You just want to kiss her cheeks and munch on them gummy style. Tom Cruise does look handsome there.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by sabrina on August 15, 2008 - 12:44pm.
wtf at katie's shimmery aqua nailpolish..
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so fucking offensive, right?
ugh, I hate it.
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I never fucked anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one.
**JeanWatch 2008**
America held hostage.
"It seems that Katie only smiles around Tommy Girl. It's not that she wants to. It's that she HAS to. It's in her contract."
OMG Michael!
I was thinking the SAME EXACT THING before I even read your astute commentary.
In all the other pics of her we saw this week she looks so sad, so forlorn, like she can't be happy without her little munchkin by her side.
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I never fucked anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one.
I used to reconcile my bafflement towards Tom Cruise's antics with the excuse that he was a tremendous actor, but now I dunno...
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Boats n' Hoes, gotta have me my boats n' hoes.
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You know he powers her down once they get in the car and he plays tonsil cock with the driver
~johnnys rocket alter ego biatches~
Suri's so cute.
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Pigeon toe..
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
Suri IS adorable! I want a robot baby that looks exactly like her!
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
wtf at katie's shimmery aqua nailpolish..
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
Control freak in every actionable sense of the word.
Katie's bright turquoise nail-polish has GOT to be a cry for help.
Suri is absolutely adorable....adorable.
"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
Tommy girl is looking good and tall, Kate looks like a old lady and Suri is hugeeeeeeeeeeee
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
I looked just like Suribot when I was 2. It's beginning to freak me out a little.
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Mindcontrol victims really do have "triggers" that makes them do whatever the handler wants.
Why does she only smile when she's with TommyGirl?
Is she programmed only to do that when in his presence or is she just doing her best acting?
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
hahahah IG...so true...
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here's another point in life you should not miss
do not be a fool who's prejudiced;
because we're all written down on the same list
It's like that, and that's the way it is
He's smiling so hard cuz he knows they're taking pics. After all the crap he's going thru you know there's a break down coming right around the corner! He needs to sacrifice to Xanu harder. lol
where's Suribot's barley bottle?
He has the death grip on her in the first pic. That's not a smile on her face, it's a grimace of pain.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."