This Is Not Jennifer Aniston's New Piece
After Jennifer Aniston split up with John Mayer, it was rumored that she quickly picked up a new guy named Matt Felker. He's a model-type who used to date Selma Blair. Matt's spokesbitch told Access Hollywood that the rumor is "totally not true." Like....totally! His rep said that Matt met Jenny over a week ago, but nothing happened. She just threw herself at him and begged him to give her a baby. "Give me a baaaaaaby," she screamed.
Seriously, I was hoping Jenny was getting some good rebound dick. Oh well! There's always eharmony.com....and match.com....and jdate.com....and craigslist.org....and ineedamanrightnoworelseimgoingtoloseit.com.
And it's funny that bitches think Matt looks like Brad Pitt. I mean, he sort of looks like the female-to-male tranny version of Brad Pitt.
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Submitted by Deylaaf on August 15, 2008 - 11:52am.
Craigslist is jobs only right?... I've never heard of it, google'd it and it had job listings!. i always heard shit about it thinking it was a dirty site with nude pics. :(
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hahahha....NO.
go to CL in your city.....there are *ahem* "Personals" too
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here's another point in life you should not miss
do not be a fool who's prejudiced;
because we're all written down on the same list
It's like that, and that's the way it is
Submitted by Deylaaf on August 15, 2008 - 3:22pm.
Craigslist is jobs only right?... I've never heard of it, google'd it and it had job listings!. i always heard shit about it thinking it was a dirty site with nude pics. :(
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Hahahahahaha.... ohhhh nooooo. It is also a way of prostituting oneself and hooking up randomly. Oh and it's basically an e-dealer as well.
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Craigslist is jobs only right?... I've never heard of it, google'd it and it had job listings!. i always heard shit about it thinking it was a dirty site with nude pics. :(
Way too pretty. I just wanna dress him up in a little princess suit with a tiara and crystal shoes and play tea party with him.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by applejones on August 15, 2008 - 2:43pm.
Totally not hot. I bet he can give me some great tips on exfoiliants & moisturizers, though.
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AND all manner of tasty edible lubes.
He's a smash up of Zac Efron & Rob Lowe.
I think I'd just end up wanting to braid his hair and curl his eyelashes.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
i thought that was robin wright with a beard! dear lord, don't tell me that's a man!
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i am courtney love's original face.
He's... handsome, I guess. (I'd hit it)
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The whispers that it won't last roll up and down the pews
But if their hearts were dying that fast,
They'd have done the same as you
i think he is so purty!! not really sexy, just beautiful. i feel he would be much better if he didnt have those jaw haunches on the side. are those real bone or just jaw implants in an attempt to look more masculine?
He looked better in the pic from yesterday - he is NOT cute! Next.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Is that a Hansen?
Totally not hot. I bet he can give me some great tips on exfoiliants & moisturizers, though.
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Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable,
Because you're bumpable. Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable
he reminds me of something/someone..but its escaping me. must sit on it and think for a wee bit
To me he looks like the bearded lady from the circus.
looks more like our homegirl zac with longer, highlighted hair and whiskers.
look forward to this look @ still-living-in-my-mom's-basement musical coming out 2015.
He looks like a girl! is he wearing mascara?
I can see the Pitt resemblence in the flared jaw and pointy nose and general coloring
And it's funny that bitches think Matt looks like Brad Pitt. I mean, he sort of looks like the female-to-male tranny version of Brad Pitt.
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MK, you hit the nail on the head. I was thinking that before I even read the post. LOL!
Submitted by Sluttsville on August 15, 2008 - 2:34pm.
You have a good point, too. I could see it either way. Basically, he's FUUUUUUG.
Isn't this what MK usually calls meth face? Not attractive.
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Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets...
not hot
That guy reminds me more of Smith Jarrod than Brad Pitt. And I mean Smith Jarrod because Jason Lewis isn't half as hot now as he was as Smith.
& if this were true, Aniston really LOVES to fuck a dude that looks like herself, because Pitt looked like her buttbanging brother.
And it's funny that bitches think Matt looks like Brad Pitt. I mean, he sort of looks like the female-to-male tranny version of Brad Pitt.
What?? *blinks* I think some people need to pay a vist to their local Specsaves.
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
Ewwww. I think he is freaky looking and NOT attractive in the slightest. Ewww. Looks nothing like Brad Pitt either. Good lord, what are people thinking?!
"I used to be Snow White... but I drifted."
-Mae West
I bet he grew the facial hair so people would stop calling him “Ma’am”.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
I'm with you greenfinch.....eeeuuuwww.
He's icky, and not cute to me at all.
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here's another point in life you should not miss
do not be a fool who's prejudiced;
because we're all written down on the same list
It's like that, and that's the way it is
It's as if someone combine one of the Hansons with Rob Lowe...very unusual looks.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
hmm he reminds me of someone, maybe greta garbo in that movie where she played a guy??
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You're right, that is not Jennifer Aniston's piece. It is Jennifer Aniston. Seriously, why does he look so much like a woman with facial hair? I think it's the eyes. Clear mascara, trust me.
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I’m like an American princess. - Paris Hilton
I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton
Blah that guy is wwaaayyy to pretty for my taste. I don't like guys that spend more time in the mirror than I do.
he looks like a gay meth addict in that pic.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
anorexic lantern jaw ooooooo sexay!
so not hot... dont know why people think hes good looking...ewwwwwww