This Is Not Jennifer Aniston's New Piece
After Jennifer Aniston split up with John Mayer, it was rumored that she quickly picked up a new guy named Matt Felker. He's a model-type who used to date Selma Blair. Matt's spokesbitch told Access Hollywood that the rumor is "totally not true." Like....totally! His rep said that Matt met Jenny over a week ago, but nothing happened. She just threw herself at him and begged him to give her a baby. "Give me a baaaaaaby," she screamed.
Seriously, I was hoping Jenny was getting some good rebound dick. Oh well! There's always eharmony.com....and match.com....and jdate.com....and craigslist.org....and ineedamanrightnoworelseimgoingtoloseit.com.
And it's funny that bitches think Matt looks like Brad Pitt. I mean, he sort of looks like the female-to-male tranny version of Brad Pitt.
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I don't think this guy would go for Maniston. I could see him dating someone younger and prettier and without so much baggage.
Is it James Haven or does this guy look like Jesus?
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He looks like Samantha's young stud from SNTC, who I USED to think was hot for just a second...like literally a second. But this guy is CREEPY looking. He makes me want to hide behind my Grandma's MuMu.
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I see no resemblance to Brad other then their coloring. He looks like an attractive version of kid rock!
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This dude is creepy looking. He has weird jowls. Doesn't do it for me... JA fucks anything anymore... After the Mayor fuck fest, I believe she will fuck anything that has a pulse.
I didn't believe this story even before it was denied...I think Jen had a summer fling and now its over..why make it into a drama fest...
this guy looks like kfed, only with better lashes.
**whatever**
Oh hell yeah FTM tranny all the way! He's not even hot, his dimples annoy me.
Your face!
Great gooblie-ooblie! Dat boy got the turkey wattles somethin' fierce! I know dat for a damn fact!
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
He looks like a male version of Jamie Presley from "My Name is Earl".
thats it! he looks like this picture of jesus that i had when i was a kid--
http://198.62.75.1/www1/apparitions/http:/jesus.gif
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IMO he's hot as hell. Much hotter than Brad!
PHEW! For a minute I thought that was SamRo just getting out of bed.
He looks like he's got the stupid on him.
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“Chicks love wang bone. Why do you think they have strap-ons and things in that nature, to simulate wang bones, which i come stocked with.”
He has a face that just SCREAMS "I'm a QUEEN! I'm a Queen!!".
All he and Ms Anuston did was bump pudendas.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
He looks like a dude that someone a looooong time ago told him he slightly resembled the Brad and he ran with it all the way to LA.
Bet he has a friend who's mother told him he looks like Georgie Girl.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Jesus, he looks crazy.
And, I agree with the other posters: I don't pity JA. Wandering around, doing whatever she wants, good-looking, thin, dating whoever, rich. I don't see a problem at all.
Every time she scares away someone famous, she immediately hooks up with a dishwater-blond "model type" who looks vaguely like Brad on massive doses of estrogen. She hooked up with some similar dude right after Vince Vaughn, remember?
I wouldn't be surprised if they were involved. We all know how trustworthy Spokesbitches are.
So why didn't it work out with Vince Vaughn? He's funny and smart and cute. Is that just not her type?
Humph...
I've tried all the others.
Obviously, I need to try ineedamanrightnoworelseimgoingtoloseit.com
Thanks for the tip MK
He looks like a cross between Rob Lowe and Christina Applegate.
meh. scrolldown fug.
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Hi Oakie! Your running leaf makes me happy.
O/T...nothing. For ESE.
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Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
In the TOXIC video, when britshit was making out with in the bathroom, he totally looked like Brad Pitt. This is sad. She needs to go over Brad's head and start fucking a mega star like Robert DiNiro.
Leatherette & FatMartha
you can see pics of that on my site.
and congrats FatMartha! It's like you've always been here!!
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
It makes me feel good he has blonde hair, GREEN eyes.. I do too.. I always wished I had blue eyes, cause it made me feel left out when devil worshipers went after Blonde hair, blue eyed children only.. Totally RUDE!!
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Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
i can hear him humming to himself "i'm so pretty, oh so pretty." does he have a tumor on his jaw, or what?
He looks like someone who cuts hair and calls everyone sweetie. He has nice eyes, though.
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Boats n' Hoes, gotta have me my boats n' hoes.
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EEG.. Hey pretty lady!! *kicks rocks* I'm being bashful.. *giggles*
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
Submitted by EastEndGirl on August 15, 2008 - 12:41pm.
Mrs. K.,
Up here there are groups you can join, they go out on the town in purple dresses and red hats. It's fab.
Red Hat Society?
Yeah, um, a little too precious for me.
I'll just stick with my ornery cats and my skittish grey hounds
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I never fucked anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one.
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Hello Darlin!!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Come, sweeties, Let us all gather 'round, join hands and sing...
Different strokes for different folks
And so on, and so on and scooby-dooby-doo
Ooh, sha, sha
We got to live together
I am no better, and neither are you
We are the same, whatever we do
You love me, you hate me, you know me and then
You can't figure out the bag I'm in
I am everyday people
Yeah, yeah
Mrs. K.,
Up here there are groups you can join, they go out on the town in purple dresses and red hats. It's fab.
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Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
He's so shimmery!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Submitted by FatMartha on August 15, 2008 - 3:38pm.
@LCT: Oh, but I did... *picks up Booger and rides her electric wheelchair back to Korea*
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Smear poo all over your face or they're gonna GETCHA, woman on the run.
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
You're me daughter,, You're ME Daughter..
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
Aaaaand I'm outty for now. Buhbye! <3
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Hi5.
@greenfinch: Hahaha, fanks!
@LCT: Oh, but I did... *picks up Booger and rides her electric wheelchair back to Korea*
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Hi5.
Does he have the mumps or did he just get hit in the jaw with baseball?
Submitted by EastEndGirl on August 15, 2008 - 12:34pm.
Thanks, my love
I am looking forward to being a crazy old cat lady!
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I never fucked anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one.
Submitted by FatMartha on August 15, 2008 - 3:33pm.
*sigh* Oh Dlisters... I love you all, but this bickering is making me want to go back to Perez and read "FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSST!1!11!!!one!!1!" all over again.
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You did not just say that dog-cloner.....
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
LOVE CARROTTOP
Oh, sorry I didn't see that. I don't consider what I said hypocritical. Are you ready to let this go now? Or shall we continue to bore the shit out of the other bloggers as well as ourselves with something I couldn't give a shit about?
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
For you Mrs. K.,
http://labyrinth_3.tripod.com/page59.html
If it doesn't work, sorry, am a bit of a puter loser.
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Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
happy anniversary fatmartha?
Off Topic:
http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Zoo-Siberian-tiger-39Shakyra39-licks-one-f...
And George Lazenby and Pam Shriver have filed for divorce (messy) - didn't even know they were a couple....
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But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
*sigh* Oh Dlisters... I love you all, but this bickering is making me want to go back to Perez and read "FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSST!1!11!!!one!!1!" all over again.
Please don't make me resort to that. My profile says I've been here exactly one month today (it's mah anniversary, beeches) and I don't want to be driven out so soon!!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 15, 2008 - 3:30pm.
Leatherette:
This is all natural!
I don't put nothing in my hair but juices and berries!
Although maybe I should change the pic, since I have a mohawk now?
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AH! Juices and berries -- I wanna lickit ;D
and HELL YES, lemme see some 'hawk!
Submitted by Pimpcessa on August 15, 2008 - 3:29pm.
LOVE CARROTTOP
Sigh. The hypocrisy in this place never ceases to amaze me.
Would you care to state your point or is this your way of keeping the peace?
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