Afternoon Crumbs

Alanis got that upset over that total douche from Full House? She sure upgraded when she was dating Ryan Reynolds.

I wish the Kardashians would fuck off already, especially "Ms. Feel Bad For Me" Kim.

<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...

I'm surprised Hohan has been with Sam this long anyway.

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Selma Blair has small funbags...sadbags.

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Can't wait for the Cho Show. Her stand-up is the greatest. I totally watched All American Girl!

Isn't Vadge like actually 55? I thought someone in Detroit found the high school yearbook which proves she's actually five years older than she says she is. Oh, I get it - she graduated from high school when she was 13! She's a genius!

TheBreakdown, you could say the same about some European countries, if they get that excited about any medal. ;) Note how sulky the French swim relay team got when they were only silver.

dementa:

The men's US gymnastics team always wets themselves every Olympics.

They're just glorified cheerleaders! :)

'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston

Honestly, I've passed by better-looking men on the street. And like virtually every other Olympian, he'll be unbearable in about three weeks' time once the cringe-worthy tv guest spots, product shilling, and fair-weather starlet girlfriend ineviatably come to pass.

Wow Scarjos big hooters look like they're getting bigger, Yeah!

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I haven't watched any of the Olympics, but I have heard about Phelps. One can't help it, he is every where! Nice body. I don't like overly muscular and he looks nice.

TheBreakdown, check the men's US gymnastic team for the rebuttal. Those guys got bronze and almost wet themselves with joy. (Which is actually kind of a horrible picture...)

One thing I love about living in Europe is that here, the countries celebrate all the medals, and you see people leaping for joy just even medalling.

In the States, it is always like the gold is the only medal there is.

'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston

I don't care if Phelps is a bit horseyfaced. He's doing what he does best and working hard at it, and it requires actual skill and training unlike 99.9% of the people we see on TV or on these blogs. He deserves a bit of glorification.

So Blohan is gravitating back to the dickies, huh? Not surprising.

And I love how Mad Madge is going into total denial about the half-century mark -- so much for people claiming that she's aging gracefully. "Half century" is what I'd call it if I encountered her, because that sounds even older than "fifty."

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on August 15, 2008 - 2:39pm.

CDAN had nudie shots of the Olympians not long ago:
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thanks!

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It's not even remotely Phelps' fault that the U.S. media is pimping him out this hard. He is simply a guy who is out to do his personal best at the Olympics (which just happens to be incredibly good) which makes sense since all he's ever done his entire life is swim... to do exactly what he's doing right now. The U.S. media loves a hero that can "crush" other countries and world records in the medal count, which I find gross... but that's our media's mentality. He seems like a pretty sweet and humble guy who is at the peak of his career. Good for him. And I'm bemused by people who care that he's "ugly". Should he be shallow enough to get plastic surgery like so many people? Why is different now "ugly"? He's a damn lot more handsome and appealing than most Hollywood whores... who spend their whole lives loafing around, contributing nothing, uncommitted to any discipline, and hoping that "pretty" is enough to get by on.

Alright, rant over.

PHELPS is golden! :D

Alanis and Joey from Full House? What the fuck? That was like the mystery of my college years and NOW I find out it was that impenetrably mullet headed boring ass dork? This is the man who rocked your soul ALANIS? Are you fucking kidding me?

No one will ever beat Mark Spitz in the sexy swimmer department. Yes, I'm old, so I remember him vividly.

Take a look.......(Pardon the hair and the stache. It was the early 70's afterall.)

http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=85011&rendTypeId=4

And he still looks good.....

http://images.beijing2008.cn/20080218/Img214251729.jpg

2Di4 Who is the person in your avie?

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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.

I like Phelps - he's winning us medals so he's cool with me.

Brian Austin Green as The Riddler? HAHAHAHA! This guy has jokes. I can't even believe he had the audacity to put himself in the same class as Heath Ledger - dude is smoking on some good shit.

Selma Blair needed to gain that weight.

ScarJo's boobies are very nice. I likes!

Brit's purse is cute.

SJP and Matt Broderick - zzzzzzzzz. Next

Uncle Joey is still stuck in the 90s. Time to move on, hon.

Lindsay being Lindsay - what a shock.

Gwen wears pregnancy well, but I feel for her that she hasn't popped yet. Being that big in this heat must suck!

Madonna, please, hang it up love. You're 50, embrace it and stop embarrassing yourself.

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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"

Submitted by marijuanalaw,
Yes ma'am. That is the one. The stables, where we did arena jumping and small cross country for horse shows, used to be on the west end of the Fort by Broadway. We would ride thru the parade fields to get to woods on the east side for cross country jumping...

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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.

Submitted by Cooch.Roue on August 15, 2008 - 2:10pm.

I wish some people could just let it go instead of pretending I am the anti-christ and have destroyed their world. Get a grip.
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As do I Cooch. As do I. Sadly, won't happen. I still pay for things I never actually did on here 5 months ago.

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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.

Submitted by Cooch.Roue on August 15, 2008 - 1:55pm.
FatMartha I agree, but DebFrmHell is seriously on my ass every time I post and screaming about how I should go away. This was not an isolated incident and I am not just calling her names to be a bitch.

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I bet that happens to you a lot, doesn't it?

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Laissez le bon temps rouler!

Submitted by oklahoma on August 15, 2008 - 2:03pm.

Well all I can say is that there is one person who posted on here a few minutes ago, That isn't here now. She's evil, Starts trouble, is bossy, And writes similar, Said she isn't coming back.
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Don't tease me now.

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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.

Michael Phelps is some kind of human-porpoise hybrid.

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"That was the most ludicrous pack of verbal peanut butter buttfuck I have ever read." ~DebFrmHell

http://www.myspace.com/zoloftpony

CDAN had nudie shots of the Olympians not long ago:

http://fullfrontalfriday.blogspot.com/2008/08/full-frontal-friday_08.htm...

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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08

Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 15, 2008 - 1:24pm.
Mrs. K,
Hoity-Toity Hoss Events are just not sexy enough for television. They quit televising them two or three olympics ago. I loved those events. When I was a mere lass, I trained at Fort Sam Houston where the pentathletes were. Loved show jumping and cross country events.

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Fort Sam Houston? As in the base located in San Antonio, TX?

Submitted by Cooch.Roue on August 15, 2008 - 1:36pm.
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LMAO! Tell us how you really feel.

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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"

I want the humping storm trooper for my avie....thats HAWT!!

*sigh*....I want to see coverage of shot put and discus....those were my sports in high school and college. Yup....I love me some field events.

And i agree that we are seeing waaaaaaaay too much of Michael Phelps...although kudos to him for kicking his ass into winning. Yeah...his body is a rockin...but i really dont want to come a knockin. lol.
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

and what's up with the love fest on here today? you know i'm not happy until you're all tearing each other to shreds. heart angelina forevah!

i am ALL OVER that new margaret cho show!! omg, the trailer is friggin awesome. she is so kick ass cool. (she'd better screw that court order and talk some shit about chris issak)

Mrs. K,
Hoity-Toity Hoss Events are just not sexy enough for television. They quit televising them two or three olympics ago. I loved those events. When I was a mere lass, I trained at Fort Sam Houston where the pentathletes were. Loved show jumping and cross country events.

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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.

Theres too much to talk about here...lol. Im all confussed.

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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

Submitted by Stoney on August 15, 2008 - 2:17pm.

*runs to Hallmark and buys black streamers and over the hill posters*

*mails to Madonna*
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im gonna buy her a bedazzled walker myself. or should i go for the pimped out "rascal"?

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this is what gets you hooked on this place.

have a nice friday!

EVERYBODY! youre all good !

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

thanks cooch!

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Cooch, it is obvious you are making fun of Paris.....THAT is something I like about you...

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here's another point in life you should not miss
do not be a fool who's prejudiced;
because we're all written down on the same list
It's like that, and that's the way it is

*runs to Hallmark and buys black streamers and over the hill posters*

*mails to Madonna*

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

Lol Angie, I know. We're cool.

Madonna does not turn 50 until tomorrow. I find it mind-bogglingly how many "Madonna is 50!" articles I have read today in print and online.

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I’m like an American princess. - Paris Hilton

I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton

Submitted by Cooch.Roue on August 15, 2008 - 2:10pm.

dont get me wrong now. I dont want any trouble form nobody.

It wasnt just you that day. Theres been a bunch of rudies playing a mean game of who is who.

for no reason too!

Thats why i openly make fun of the forum/mouse bull shit. Paranoia should only happen when there is a joint in your hand!
Now lets get back to this orgy!

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

Yes I will change the avvie. I have to do it later though because I am at work. Sorry to the epileptics. (And for the record, no, I do not like Paris Hilton, just so we're all clear).

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I’m like an American princess. - Paris Hilton

I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton

Submitted by PendulousPoints on August 15, 2008 - 2:00pm.
I agree, Sayonara.
He should look like #8 ALL the time. Looks good!!
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He may not be the most handsome guy on the block, but you can't deny his body. Woooooo

Darth Vader wore a raspberry beret

cooch, i dont mind you, but i IMPLORE you, can you change that avie? plzzzzzz?? i'm getting seizures over here..=(

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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 15, 2008 - 2:38pm.

Neither! *whizzes out on her electric wheelchair she stole from Wal-Mart*

Bye for now, lovelies! AND PLAY NICE!

P.S. EQUESTRIANS ARE ATHLETES TOO!!! <- spoken by a proud horse-fucker - er, I mean horse-lover.
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Hi5.

Sigh, I'm tired of arguing, but I didn't "try" to make anyone think I was LoLo, or Sheeps, or anyone. It was the fact that some went on their insane witch hunt that caused everyone to ripping into them. I have no idea who these people are, nor do I care. Yeah, I admit I caused some shit and it got out of hand so I stopped. I wish some people could just let it go instead of pretending I am the anti-christ and have destroyed their world. Get a grip.

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I’m like an American princess. - Paris Hilton

I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton

Submitted by FatMartha on August 15, 2008 - 2:06pm.
Mosey!? Shuffle, you mean?

Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 15, 2008 - 11:04am.

are the horsey events too "hoity toity?"

what happened to them?

dressage *said with locked jaw*
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I never fucked anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one.

GonnaBurn.. HAHAHAHA, I was wondering about that comment.. LMAO!.. *hands over free set of new line tupperwares*

Lids not included.

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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa

Slutts!

BAG as the Riddler would be hilarious!

Who? Michael who?

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here's another point in life you should not miss
do not be a fool who's prejudiced;
because we're all written down on the same list
It's like that, and that's the way it is