What Do You Expect Him To Say?
The hillbilly hooker who swears she bumped fuglies with Casey Aldridge while he was dating Jamie Lynne Spears is a liar! Well, that's what Casey claims anyway. A source told TMZ that Casey called up the Spears family to let them know that 28-year-old Kelli Dawson is fibbin'. And I bet you he used that exact word. "Hot damn! She be fibbin'!"
Casey said that the picture of him touching tongues with Kelli was taken before he started getting it on with Jamie Lynne. He said that Kelli sold her fake story to make some cash. She probably needed the money to bail out her uncle/boyfriend.
What do you expect Casey to say? To quote Madonna from Body of Evidence: "I don't know why men lie. They just do. MEN LIE."
Obviously, Casey ate from Kelli's possum pie and she sold her story. Next time Kelli should try and get better and more scandalous pictures of them. Touching tongues is harmless. I mean, Angelina Jolie used to do that with her own brother all the time.
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Submitted by Thornhill on August 15, 2008 - 10:10am.
So long as as there are car tires in the yard and a broken fridge on the front porch. All is good at the trailer park..
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So long as as there are car tires in the yard and a broken fridge on the front porch. All is good at the trailer park..
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Oh and the mag says he had a 12 month affair?? I thought Brits ex stated they were gettin busy for a couple years?? Just a gigolo, nasty little ho.....
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
I just googled Dan Schneider to get a look at him as I'd heard those rumours too. YUCK. He looks like the fat boy that used to sit behind me in church picking his nose.
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Submitted by angel_i on August 15, 2008 - 6:07pm.
I'm curious. Can this family go five minutes without being involved in something horrendous?
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Yes. Until Unfitney's crazy train starts again. Without her, it's every 20 minutes...
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥~
"He said that Kelli sold her fake story to make some cash."
He then reminded them that they owe him some of the cash they got for their fake story about him being the baby daddy and the fake photo spread of him acting like the baby daddy. Lynn told him that his check was in the mail.
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Whatever!! Now this haglett (28 yr old pig) is getting her 2 seconds of fame for the fact she fucked a teenager who dumped her for another teenager. Hell hath for fury like a hillbilly haglet scorned. Let that be a lesson to us all!! Haha.
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I'm curious. Can this family go five minutes without being involved in something horrendous?
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Casey’s gonna have to pony up for a nice dinner at Applebee’s to make up for this.
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But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
@PSL..I stand corrected. Casey banged on Kelli like a Salvation Army drum...
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I guess in a sense this kind of head line steals the spot light off of her sister Brit... she must be super jealous...
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i should be working...
Well, this was faster than I had thought, but, here it is, Casey got his fat paycheck for going along with this charade, now enter the scandal to break up JL and CA......
Hmmm the picture of them tongue fighting adds a nice touch.
Darth Vader wore a raspberry beret
Hi Thorny!\
Dan Schneider and JL are Nickelodeon people....can't blame Disney for this one!
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Been a whole lot easier since the bitch left town
Been a whole lot happier without that face around
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I'm guessing Lynne Spears doesn't address this situation in her book.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
LOL! Now, that made laugh. I read before I looked closely at the PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE of them touching tongues...and that's literally what they're doing. Ha! Go figure. So. You're tryna tell me that, after that, they didn't have sexy times? Interesting.
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
That skank has a video of them bumping uglies I bet.
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didn't she get knocked up by a Disney exec ? Who cheated on who ?
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Deb, that is what most people think....DS is baby daddy.....
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Submitted by Stoney on August 15, 2008 - 12:58pm.
Um, so if this story is true, and what the Spears said about Jamie Lynne and Casey being together for a couple years is true, and she supposedly fucked him BEFORE Jamie Lynne and Casey got together, then he was like what? 14? 15? And she was 25? 26? Wow. Just, wow. This math is pretty disgusting.
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I didn't think of it that way.... that's fucking gee-ross.
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
Could of been worse. She could of sold the pictures of her and Casey playing tongue hockey at the family reunion held at the local Waffle House.
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FYI.....did you know that hillbilly is an accepted term according to spell check?Trannyho is,too....lol!
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 15, 2008 - 9:57am.
LMAO at Jen and John,
THEY'RE ON A BREAK!!!!
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I've really got to use my imagination
To think of good reasons
To keep on keepin' on
Um, so if this story is true, and what the Spears said about Jamie Lynne and Casey being together for a couple years is true, and she supposedly fucked him BEFORE Jamie Lynne and Casey got together, then he was like what? 14? 15? And she was 25? 26? Wow. Just, wow. This math is pretty disgusting.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Touching tongues, crossing swords, it's all good.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 15, 2008 - 11:55am.
seriously, he is NOT risking losing his cash cow.....she has all that money from Dan Schneider, to keep her mouth shut.
Is he the real father of Jamie Lynn's youngin'?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
LMAO at Jen and John,
THEY'RE ON A BREAK!!!!
How The Hillbilly's Turn saga is worth it's weight in Moonshine.
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
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"I mean, Angelina Jolie used to do that with her own brother all the time."
HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Touching tongues might be harmless but I don't want to see these inbreds doing it.
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That pic of Casey and the hillbilly tranny ho look photoshopped to high hell!
Don't you agree?
I can't beleive that this story is anyway more important than the John Edwards/Bernie Mac one.
seriously, he is NOT risking losing his cash cow.....she has all that money from Dan Schneider, to keep her mouth shut.
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Been a whole lot easier since the bitch left town
Been a whole lot happier without that face around
-Spin Doctors "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong"
Good riddance, I say; they don't need anymore hillbilly in their lives...
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