What Do You Expect Him To Say?
The hillbilly hooker who swears she bumped fuglies with Casey Aldridge while he was dating Jamie Lynne Spears is a liar! Well, that's what Casey claims anyway. A source told TMZ that Casey called up the Spears family to let them know that 28-year-old Kelli Dawson is fibbin'. And I bet you he used that exact word. "Hot damn! She be fibbin'!"
Casey said that the picture of him touching tongues with Kelli was taken before he started getting it on with Jamie Lynne. He said that Kelli sold her fake story to make some cash. She probably needed the money to bail out her uncle/boyfriend.
What do you expect Casey to say? To quote Madonna from Body of Evidence: "I don't know why men lie. They just do. MEN LIE."
Obviously, Casey ate from Kelli's possum pie and she sold her story. Next time Kelli should try and get better and more scandalous pictures of them. Touching tongues is harmless. I mean, Angelina Jolie used to do that with her own brother all the time.
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I'm sure he had more affairs with other girls.
so if he was messin wit tha old bitch b4 jamie lynn...that means he was underage??cuz hasnt he been wit jls since he was 17??? someone call tha cops and arrest dis homewreckin bitch!! =D
Look at her name for fuck's sake.
Why is it most chicks I know who replace Y's at the end of their names are attention whores or just whores?
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Submitted by Stoney on August 15, 2008 - 4:58pm.
Um, so if this story is true, and what the Spears said about Jamie Lynne and Casey being together for a couple years is true, and she supposedly fucked him BEFORE Jamie Lynne and Casey got together, then he was like what? 14? 15? And she was 25? 26? Wow. Just, wow. This math is pretty disgusting.
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Yup. Last time I heard, Jamie Lynn and CA have been dating since she was 13 and he was 16 (which is pretty gross in itself), so that story he's telling is obviously bullshit, unless that woman really is a pedo and had sex with him when he was 14, 15...*shudders*
Nicaw, let's change it to, "he's 28 and the chick is 19, what could he possibly blah blah blah." The obvious three-letter answer is a bit more obvious that way.
Oh MK, I love your constant digs at Angie Jo.
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Submitted by nicaw on August 15, 2008 - 1:29pm.
He's 19 and the chick is 28. What does a 28 year old want with a 19 year old?
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I'm going to jump on the bandwagon here and take a stab in the dark. They were exchanging fashion tips?
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He's 19 and the chick is 28. What does a 28 year old want with a 19 year old?
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The same thing a 28-year-old man would want with a 19-year-old: A piece of ass without a brain.
Submitted by nicaw on August 15, 2008 - 1:29pm.
He's 19 and the chick is 28. What does a 28 year old want with a 19 year old?
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"Scwew yew, Ah do OWN fing." *Raspberry*
This is in the who gives a fuck category. A teen guy fucks around on his teenage pregnant girlfriend who's claim to fame is that she is related to a no talent douchebag that is a nut case. Yahoo!!
Of course he fucked her. It's not like Maddy is actually HIS, or that he's with Jamie-Lynn because he actually likes the little skank or anything. Why wouldn't he be having bouncy-bouncy with the town whore?
Meanwhile, I imagine Jamie-Lynn's doping the baby with Nyquil so she can go have some cuntry orgies in the hayloft with all her cuzzins.
Oh, and Maddie's real daddy -- ewwwww, you know he gets arrested on playgrounds all the time. Nasty.
Pregnant teens fucking other teens?
Color me shocked!
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He's 19 and the chick is 28. What does a 28 year old want with a 19 year old?
shit, wrong place, that last comment belongs to http://www.dlisted.com/node/27753#comments, my sincere apologies to J.L.S. for confusing her with rumer fugly willis...sorry.
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P.H.: 'Dis is Egyptian Cotton, mudday-fuk... 2-20 thread. 'Dis is half your shitty-ass paycheck.
J.S.: You wouldn't know Egyptian cotton if Pharaoh himself gave it to you, you knock-off wearing motherfucker
blah blah blah blah blah blahhhh blahhhhh llueve sobre mojadoooooo! and by that I refer to: how ugly this girl is.
yet i must say, she should hire that photographer for indefinite time, he made her look average!:) that's one hell of a start.
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P.H.: 'Dis is Egyptian Cotton, mudday-fuk... 2-20 thread. 'Dis is half your shitty-ass paycheck.
J.S.: You wouldn't know Egyptian cotton if Pharaoh himself gave it to you, you knock-off wearing motherfucker
Submitted by aquarius on August 15, 2008 - 3:57pm
true! but i still don't believe JL would do anything with that fat dude.
Submitted by Haribo on August 15, 2008 - 3:52pm.
This is my theory -- both Katie Holmes and JL picked 'babydaddies' who look a lot like Katie and JL themselves. Casey and JL are both blond, blue-eyed, rednecky-looking; it's hard to tell if the baby looks like Casey or just like JL.
Plus, Maddie is too young for us to be able to tell who she really looks like... give her til 8 months or so. If she ends up fat and dark-haired, well, there ya go.
Well yeah. Fuck of course. She's like 12 and has a baby. Her boyfriend is not responsible. Duh.
that fat guy!?? are you guys for real!? no way that's the father. the kid looks just like casey!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 15, 2008 - 1:08pm.
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HAHAHAHAHA! Although I hate to say it, Maddie DOES kind of look like Casey.
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Submitted by TANGELINE on August 15, 2008 - 1:51pm.
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Actually, she's a Nickelodeon girl...but I do agree with you!
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This lil' Trailer Park Ho got exactly what she deserved. She shouldn't have been fucking in the first place. Disney girls shouldn't be taking cocks like that..
FYI, that baby Maddie is ugly as hell. Kid's got a big head!
Poor Jamie Lynn. Can't a girl find an honest man to take the blame for her pedo-lover's baby anymore?
Honestly i think that baby maddie looks just like Casey. :P
As for all this...OF COURSE he is going to deny all of this cheating crap. That scabby whoore that he diddled in his truck has no real proof of anything. Plus...its obvious shes a scabby whoore, so who's gonna believe her? lol.
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Exactly how did the Dan is the baby daddy rumor come to pass? I remember hearing it, but why? Were they seen together? Did a "source" claim it? Anyone know?
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Dan is disgusting and he totally has a pedo-smile! We'll see what little Maddie grows-up to look like. The Spears are already fighting the fat gene, so factor in this guy's DNA and a steady diet of Cheetos and Sunkist and Maddie will be quite a fatty.
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Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets...
ok, splain me lucy, who is the supposed father of the kid and do we have pics if it is not the fat guy in the set picture?
EvilShoe: LOL. And the American Apparel ads are making me queasy, too. Not because of the homoeroticism, but the young guy (girl?) with the armpit hair reminds me of the pregnant man.
That picture is just Kuntry kissin.
Vancity: Thanks for the link! That photo just grossed me out. IF it's true, that disgusting child-raper should be in jail getting his ass reamed by Bubba.
I'm sure Jamie Lynn wasn't a virgin, but still...
Dear GOD can someone take the big lady with the thong off the site? I'm trying to eat here..
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parissucksliterally she is 17? Oh my bad, that is like 35 in Spears years. :)
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zomay, JL is a very mature woman of 17 now.....heehee
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eeeeeek! Picture of Dan Schreider and Jamie Lynn:
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This is a rumor the spears started to make Jamie look like a victim and make us forget that the baby is from a producer of her tv show and make casey look like the man whit his evil penis cheated on his fake baby mama
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 15, 2008 - 12:58pm.
Touching tongues, crossing swords, it's all good.
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HAHA, Crossing Swords is awesome..That's like a second cousing to Scissoring..
Hey lo so many DListed bitchez here to celebrate the demise of yet another of the Spears clan. Come! Let's revel in the sheer atrocity of their very existence!
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
"Jerry!"
"Jerry!"
This is some serious Jerry Springer crap.
How old is Jamie Lynn? 15,16? Get your ass to school, get your mind off boys, get your baby taken care of. Why does anyone think that they are able to make sound decisions at 15? Sorry if this offends anyone. I am so effing sick of this girl in the spotlight. And her petty issues are more important than Bernie Mac's passing? Jamie Lynn is the poster child for what pisses everyone off about current conditions. Did you know that Jamie Lynn?? And her show is still on 24/7 on TV. What a joke.
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PSL: All I heard was he was an executive producer of her show - I didn't know his name... Oh man. *hanging head in shame*
But seriously, he has always been a plump one. So if the kid is overweight when it's four, we'll know who the daddy is. AH HA HA HA HA!
(nah, it's not really funny though)
Hey Pimpcessa!
Submitted by Alltheprettyones on August 15, 2008 - 12:19pm
Screw Jerry; Ty Ty would break her neck trying to straighten those two out.
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hekki, you haven never heard that before?
and you call yourself a Dlister? HA!
heehee
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Been a whole lot easier since the bitch left town
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Wait -- JLS's (rumored) baby daddy is Ricky from "Better Off Dead"????? Oh *moaning* that is horrific. I can't WAIT to see that kid when it gets a little older. Casey might be a dickhead, but he's at least somewhat attractive...
They need to go on Jerry Springer and straighten this mess out like normal hillbillies.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 15, 2008 - 1:08pm.
Hahahaha, so true! When is this Dan Schneider shit going to blow up? If I was JL, no amount of money in the world would get me to cover up for being statutorily raped and impregnated by an old disgusting sack of lard. Does she think she's going to get her tween career back if she covers for him or something? She and Amanda Bynes need to get together and get this motherfucker convicted!
Ew...that Kelli girl kinda looks like Janice Dickinson from the side.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Daddy Spears needs to let go the leash so Brit Brit can fire up the engine to the the crazy train. It's been a long uneventful summer without that rampant narcissist on the loose...
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MK u r asking for it! 'I mean, Angelina Jolie used to do that with her own brother all the time'
I am outta' here!
*runs away*
hi joe!
he WAS the Fat Kid on "Head of The Class" in the 80's...
when I think of how much teen pussy this man has gotten, it makes me sick.
Pedophile.....
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Been a whole lot easier since the bitch left town
Been a whole lot happier without that face around
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