Friday, August 15th 2008
Why So Queefy?
Is SamRo making a "queef face" because she thinks HoHan's new hair stinks? I sort of agree. It's like a lovely shade of peach barf. However, maybe she's slowing embracing her inner ginge and her weave will soon make it to her natural color. But who knows what her natural color is anymore.
Even my mommy cares about the lesbionic adventures of SamRo and HoHan. Although, she doesn't really know their names. She calls them "the butchie" and "that girl from Angry Girls." Of course, she means the bull dyke and the ho from "Mean Girls." You know how moms are.
Here's "the butchie" and the chick from "Angry Girls" at the opening of Apple (no relation to the iPod hos) last night.
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Submitted by Hekki on August 15, 2008 - 12:10pm.
Oh, my mom drives me CRAZY with that nonsense. And she says "lie-berry" (which she would always correct us for saying when we were kids!) and "breftiss" instead of "breakfast" and "chick" instead of "chic".
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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 15, 2008 - 10:10am.
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Owwww
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Submitted by xxyxz on August 15, 2008 - 9:13am.
I want some SALSA!
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Salsa or seltzer?
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I've really got to use my imagination
To think of good reasons
To keep on keepin' on
Submitted by Hekki on August 15, 2008 - 9:10am.
Your mom is just doing her job (i.e., driving you crazy)
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I've really got to use my imagination
To think of good reasons
To keep on keepin' on
I want some SALSA!
HA! Hohan's doing a PP impression in the 2nd pic!
NICE CUTLETS!! that's why she's going back ginge, it's the step before flaming firetruck PP hair!
Oh, my mom drives me CRAZY with that nonsense. And she says "lie-berry" (which she would always correct us for saying when we were kids!) and "breftiss" instead of "breakfast" and "chick" instead of "chic".
Sam Ro is looking skinnier than usual.
LMAO @ "the butchie". I wish my parents were that amazing.
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Could get in the way of sexay times with LiLo.
SamRo is so damn skinny. She must be burning hella calories scissoring our fave nympho. And I see she's sporting something from the Daisy Duke evening wear line. Klassie!
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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In every picture, SamRo tries to look as boyish as possible. It's almost as if she's trying to grow a penis by making those "I'm so tough faces"
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
I want to meet MK's mom. And his abuelita. Both sound adorable.
And Lindsay totally needs to embrace the ginge!! Whenever i hear "Jolene" i think of LL back in the "Angry Girls" days, when she was embracing the red and was gorgeous. She needs to return to that.
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Submitted by AmyWino on August 15, 2008 - 8:57am.
Why does SamRo remind me of Stan Laurel (of Laurel and Hardy fame)?
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That is an insult to the late great Stan Laurel.
(But I see the resemblance)
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I've really got to use my imagination
To think of good reasons
To keep on keepin' on
Does SamRo eat??? I mean anything besides cooch?
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I just now noticed that Hohan has one of the most enormous cantalope heads I've ever had the misfortune to see.
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Submitted by Cooch.Roue on August 15, 2008 - 11:59am
You have captured the essence of SamRo in your description. Nast.
Submitted by Cooch.Roue on August 15, 2008 - 9:59am.
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I'm starting to like you
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
SamRo's sneer doesn't bother me anymore. When she is smiling, I get more askeered.
Methinks Lohan is looking much better.
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
I kind of like that hair color. It looks better on her than the horsey-blonde shade she usually sports.
SamRo looks scary, as usual.
wow...Lindsay's face looks REALLY old...and washed out.
I figure if she's going to be orange, she might as well be a ginge too.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Sam’s pissed cuz they didn’t get an invite to the gayelle wedding of the year.
And no leggings? MUST be a special event.
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But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Lindsay still seems to believe she's relevant. Somebody should let her in on the joke.
LMAO @ Angry girls. MK your mom's cute.
PS: I like Lilo's hair.
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Weird I got an uncontrollable itch in my crotch after looking at this picture. Theres a picture of Paris at the same party and you can see her extensions.
Personal disgust aside, I can at least see why one would find La Lohan attractive. SamRo reminds me of a ragamuffin scamp, selling papes on the street and picking pockets to buy firewood. She looks aged and diseased and dirtier than hell. Are sure this isn't Pete Doherty in drag (and by drag, I mean the exact same clothes he always wears)?
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I’m like an American princess. - Paris Hilton
I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton
I think I figured something out about Blohan... it's not that she needs to find clothes to flatter her body, it's that nothing can flatter her body. It's too weird.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Why does SamRo remind me of Stan Laurel (of Laurel and Hardy fame)?
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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
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Boys will be boys...
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SHIT, Loho's morphing into Chloe-cabra.
angry girls 4 ever !!!!!
HoHan needs to embrace her legging's line....that or invest in some lotion....why so ashy for a white chick?
She's wearing that to an opening of an event? WTF? I thought she was going out for some ice cream or something. I don't even think that Samro washes her face in the morning, It has that grease shine to it.. that overnight glow thing going on..
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
Lindsay is CLEARLY high/drunk AND SamRo thinks she's being funny by ruining the picture. They both look stupid. Linds has a weird body. Even though she's thin, her legs always look full and fleshy. ICK.
*blinks hard*
She kinda looks like the old Lindsey again.......
It's kinda good.
*runs away*
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Why does she always look like she want's to go to Home Depot and flannel shopping?
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That haircolor is an UPGRADE!
Go, Hohan. Don't be afraid of the ginge. The carpets oughta match the drapes!
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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LMFAO @ Angry Girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!