Friday, August 15th 2008
Why So Queefy?
Is SamRo making a "queef face" because she thinks HoHan's new hair stinks? I sort of agree. It's like a lovely shade of peach barf. However, maybe she's slowing embracing her inner ginge and her weave will soon make it to her natural color. But who knows what her natural color is anymore.
Even my mommy cares about the lesbionic adventures of SamRo and HoHan. Although, she doesn't really know their names. She calls them "the butchie" and "that girl from Angry Girls." Of course, she means the bull dyke and the ho from "Mean Girls." You know how moms are.
Here's "the butchie" and the chick from "Angry Girls" at the opening of Apple (no relation to the iPod hos) last night.
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stinky fingers....
Lindsay should just own her firecrotchness becasue the closer she gets to a redder hair color the better she looks. Bloned will NEVER work on her.
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
~Posh-esque
Well at least she is wearing a new hat. That white one with the black stripe around it she always wore must have marched itself down the stairs and into the washing machine.
Her hair looks great, her face? Well that's quite another thing.
Haggard Haggard.....
Why is it everytime I see a shot of these two together it's reminiscent of a scene from "High Art"?
Mmmm, coke it does a body good! Looks like Sam is making the face you make when you're licking coke off your back teeth. You can tell they're high cause they both look dirty and Lindz keeps on doing stupid poses for the papz.
Your face!
Hohan does look like she's getting Bucky buck teefs. I think she's also hopin' for a pokin'.
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wahaha! cherryblood420, you are right! she looks like a pez dispenser!
Hey! My mom too! She purposely mispronounces words and laughs after every thing she says. It drives me insane sometimes, but only if I am paying attention. I try not to listen. I am the world's worst daughter.
Um, why does HoHan's head look 5000 times the size of, well, the size anyone's head should rightfully be? Her dome is fucking huge! O.O
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With red hair, you have a very thing line between absolutely uniquly beautiful red a la Lohan 2003 and crazy scary ass deranged clown read a la phobe price. And the reds who have naturally beautiful red hair just dont look right in any other color...blond, brown, chesnut...it always looks off!
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First morgan freeman flips his car, then Bernie Mac AND Issac Hayes die. Sammuel L. Jackson better watch his back!
hehehe mums are soooo funny. My mum always sings songs backwards "Jack Frost roasting on an open fire..."
and my Granny always used to say 'let's watch Little House on the Hill"....
good times. Mums rock.
there is nooo way these two arent using :(
My mom says stuff like that all the time... And i've noticed if i spend time with her i start picking up her mama lingo... And then i start using it around other people without noticing i make no actual sense. Le sigh.
OT: Glad Lind's drapes are matching... Yeah u know the rest.
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Submitted by AmberWaves on August 15, 2008 - 1:53pm.
I don't buy this relationship at all.
There's a big, fat, veiny dick just waiting out there with Lindsay's name all over it.
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Only one? I'd bet my money that she's got at least five in her sights.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Hohan should NOT do close-ups.
Goddamn, how you be only 22 and look that throwed off?!!
'Heaux Confessionals'
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I don't buy this relationship at all.
There's a big, fat, veiny dick just waiting out there with Lindsay's name all over it.
Looking a Samantha makes me think that Linsey Lohan would have been attracted to Charlie Chaplin had he been alive.
Fakey faker gayelle....
She's been hanging out with Sam for a long time now and yet all of a sudden she is gayelle??? Um...no. We all saw her on her dick sucking/fucking rampage this past year...I call FARCE!!!
If she really was she would be swaping spit with Sam in public...amongst other lovey things...she was always like that with men. Clingy and very publicly affectionate. This is just for show and they are laughing about all the media coverage she is getting. She'll get tired soon and slap on them dick sucking leggings of hers so that she can get back to doing what she does best!!
There, i said it.
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Well, if that picture isn't proof that LiLo hangs out with SamRo just to make herself look better I don't know what is!
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
So they are holding hands all the time in public now-does this mean they're out? A month ago everyone would have freaked that they allowed themselves to be photographed holding hands. Can't stand no-talent Sam or her self promoting family or the way she thinks she's Peter Pan refusing to grow up at 31 years of age and hanging out w/girls in their early 20's.
Samantha is just not attractive. Not that I think much of Lohan but they don't seem to be equals on the attractiveness scale. Lindsay looks like the 45 year old mother and Samantha looks like her 12 year old son.
"Sometimes evil drives a minivan."
WTF is she wearing, i hate her hair and she looks coke out i can't wait for this fake shit to end and she back to fucking anything with a dick
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
This coupling confuses and infuriates me.
Why doesn't my gaydar go off when I see Lindsay? I'm starting to feel in agreement with those who think Blohan is a pseudo-lesbo. And Sam needs to get a damn life. She's 10 years OLDER than Lindsay!
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What in the name of Satan's penis, does Stan Laurel have on his feet ??
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I guess this means La Ho is still with Oliver Twist...."Please sir, can I have some more?"
They do look smelly and dirty. Guttershit!!
I know this sounds funny but since Hohan has been public with Sam she all the sudden appears to act in a more girly nature. Like she all the sudden starts to get in touch female side. When she dates a guy she acts like a guy with tits and nothing feminen about her but put her with a lezbo and she sarts trying to give out more demure facial expressions. Am I the only one who thinks this??
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
oh Linds. So close to the red, why not just go all the way???
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The whispers that it won't last roll up and down the pews
But if their hearts were dying that fast,
They'd have done the same as you
How cute! A picture of a coked out roasted lizard in a wig and her friend, the five-headed sperm in a top hat thisclose to injecting in his neck.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
She just realized that no one wants her lousy DJing. She only gets hired because she can produce LezLo.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I've been noticing lately something different about her teef. I think she has new front teef.
I like these two together.
lesbians are so hot right now lol
Why are they so dirty looking? I bet they always smell of B.O. and other, noxious odors.
MK give your mom a hug for us.
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
If i was gayelle, I would totally want that scrawny, bow-legged SamRo....fer sure. Mmmmm....Nova and Hohan make SamRo sammie...lmao. Ok...NOT.
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Mmmmmm salsa.....
Reminds me of Hohans red-hot chocha...
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
My latest hip hop composition.
Why so queefy
Where's the beefy
Hohan's got
Bucky teefy
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I've really got to use my imagination
To think of good reasons
To keep on keepin' on
Such beauties!! I'm speechless!!
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Lindsay Lohan is about as lesbian as those girls from Tatu. The Russian Lesbian Schoolgirls.
Actually she's about as human as Tom Cruise so that basically cancels out everything.
Nothing is there. Kick her, she rattles.
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Oh yeah, Salsa coming right up. Nice HOT salsa for Xxyxz.. Served on a Muffin Dish!!
Sizzle
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
Mrs K
I want salsa! HWAT salsa
oompaloompa orange lezzies. nice.
Submitted by Brand-a-too-ee on August 15, 2008 - 11:28am.
OKLAHOMA....
IS YOUR SALSA HOT AND SPICY?? OR IS IT MILD AND BLAND?
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Okie's salsa has mangoes in it!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
OKLAHOMA....
IS YOUR SALSA HOT AND SPICY?? OR IS IT MILD AND BLAND?
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
Submitted by oklahoma on August 15, 2008 - 12:25pm.
Water bong? huh?
*sticks Brandi's Tupperware head back under water* Wrong Brandi, We love Samro Lezzie tales.
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
I'm glad Lohan's hair is at least strawberry blonde....she looks best with her natural red....
I just find Samantha to be irritating...
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Been a whole lot easier since the bitch left town
Been a whole lot happier without that face around
-Spin Doctors "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong"
DOESNT HOHAN LOOK LIKE ORANGE OPRAH AKA: HER MOTHER
HER FACE LOOKS SO OLD... I GUESS ALL THE DRUGS ARE CATCHING UP TO HER... HONESTLY I DONT KNOW WHAT SHE SEES IN SAMRO... SHE IS SO UNATTRACTIVE! I HAVE SEEN HOTTER LOOKING LESBIANS
*I THINK I JUST BARFED IN MY MOUTH THINKING ABOUT ERR IMAGINING... SAM RO...YUCK!
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Lohan is lookin' good again with the firehead.
Yuck, can't Lohan carry's SamRo's cigs in her purse instead of making Sam put them in her back pocket, That looks silly and icky!! *says icky w/ fairy hand*
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa