Rumer With A Big Hairy Tumor
Fuckity fuck! Tater Head almost has me feeling sorry for her spud-looking ass (and chin). She's taking advantage of me when I'm feeling ill! In this week's Page Six Magazine, Rumer said she got "screwed" in the name department. She should add "looks" to the departments she got screwed in.
Tater Head said, "My sisters, Scout and Talullah, had cute nicknames. When I was 12 and had crushes on guys, I'd put my first name with their last name, but it never sounded right. Rumer Depp? Nope. In school, kids would sing, 'Rumer, Rumer with a big hairy tumor.' " I take it back. I don't feel sorry for her, but I do thank her for giving me a new song to sing while I'm making tater tots. And what's this "hairy tumor" the kids are talking about? Oh shit. I bet you her chin sprouts hair like a Chia Pet!
Tater also said she was surprised to learn she was chosen as one of People Magazine's Most Beautiful (cough, cough) People, She said, "After being compared to Jay Leno for so long, you don't think of yourself in that way." Ugh. Back to feeling sorry for her. Don't cry, Tater. Wait, do you think she cries potato vodka? If that's the case, she's my new best friend.
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Submitted by Parker on August 15, 2008 - 10:48am.
Cry me a fucking river, Rumer. And yes, I hate using a Timberflake line in this comment, but what must be done, must be done!
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Don't worry. As much as Justin would like to take credit for it, he didn't make that line up. ;)
Anyshit, methinks this might be Photoshopped. I've NEVER seen her chin look that small.
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She needs to grow more hair to cover up MORE of that busted mug.
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That is the only pose that doesnt make her look totally unfortunate...
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
If I didn't know better and had no idea what airbrushing was, I would think she was pretty hot.
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Her chin actually doesn't look as pronounced here.
O please! whatever.
Submitted by aquarius on August 15, 2008 - 11:21am.
AQUARIUS your to generous!! what do you mean Rumer is only ugly looking in comparison to her parents, that bitch would be busted compared to any living or non living creature. Also, how could she possibly move away from LA, her $$ is there, Demi worked hard for her money and I dont see Rumer being given a trust fund so easily like Paris. Theres no way Rumer could move away to a small town in the middle of nowehere. If she had like a unremarkable MarySue type of face then sure, but if you saw a potato walking down the street anywhere in the USA you know thats Rumer. Theres no hiding her, so since she probably grew up all her life idolizing actors, I say you know what let the little troll go for it, I would love to see a succesfull ugly actress. If she is a good actor, then I think she should be allowed to act, its not her fault she was cursed with that face.
p.s. Amy Winehouse is a weird looker, sometimes I will agree she looked good, when she was heavier, but for the most part she looked like a dude. And you can tell she is very very much into her looks, and takes herself way to seriously.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 15, 2008 - 10:55am.
I love your avie and quote! Best not to be giving Michael Bay any ideas though! Oh what am I saying, he can't read.
Didn't we see her big hairy tumor in a video last week?
I think she knows that she's not the most beautiful girl in the world but she tries her best to work with what little she has. That being said, she's spoiled, dude-looking and not really worthy of any magazine cover aside from "Dog Fancy".
Finally, she gets a clue. She should always pose with her shoulder covering half of the great chin of Leno and hair covering her drive in movie screen of a forehead. Definitely beat with an ugly, not to mention, talentless stick when she was born. Pretentious and entiteled much?
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Submitted by oklahoma on August 15, 2008 - 9:53am.
Why does she think that her sisters won't be made fun of due to their names.. Scout scout w/ a vagina trout pout.. See how that works, Rumer? See??
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And then there's Tallulah: Tallulah the Ghoulah! What a stupid little foolah!
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She knows what people say?!
Poor thing
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boo freakin hoo! I want to kick her right in that fucking boomerang of a chin.
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It pisses me off that they totally photoshop her big ole banana head in th Wal Mart ads
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Her head makes me hungry for some chicken nuggets.
Why does she think that her sisters won't be made fun of due to their names.. Scout scout w/ a vagina trout pout.. See how that works, Rumer? See??
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
To think she has partied with Ashton is a little [No, A LOT] creepy though.
Submitted by NYAPPLES on August 15, 2008 - 10:45am.
I think Amy was beautiful before she turned to drugs! Surely that can't be her excuse. And Rumer is not beautiful by any stretch of the imagination, but she's got enough money she could be one of those people who is average-looking but dresses and presents themselves well enough to be thought of as attractive. It's the comparisons to her parents that make her seem ugly. That's why she needs to move to St. Louis or West Virginia or somewhere other than LA.
Why is she on the cover of this magazine? Or any magazine? Is it because she has famous parents?
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That list is more like "People's 100 Most Connected To Hollywood Bigwigs Even Though They Are Talentless And Unappealing In Every Possible Way".
But that title was probably too long.
I'm more disturbed that theres a Page Six Magazine.
Submitted by lunagirl on August 15, 2008 - 10:44pm.
She almost looks presentable there. I said ALMOST!
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Thats only because her face is so damn blurred in this photo!
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I "almost" feel sorry for her, too, except when I think about the fact that she was born into more money than I'll earn in my lifetime (after 7 years of college/grad school) and has PUT HERSELF into the spotlight to be judged accordingly.
This goes for Ali Lohan and everyone else who has a problem with the 'h8ers' judging their appearance/behavior:
DON'T PUT YOURSELF IN THE SPOTLIGHT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE JUDGED. IF IT HURTS YOUR FEELINGS TO BE CALLED UGLY, FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE BESIDES POSE FOR PEOPLE'S 50 MOST BEAUTIFUL ISSUE!!! YOU HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO LIVE VERY WELL OUTSIDE OF HOLLYWOOD AND NYC WITHOUT EVER HOLDING DOWN A JOB -- STAY OUT OF THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY!
No sympathy. She could move somewhere else and change her name and live a normal life. Nobody is forcing her to be in the celebrity spotlight where her every flaw will be dissected in the media and on the Internet. If you don't like the heat, get out of HellLay's Kitchen.
Cry me a fucking river, Rumer. And yes, I hate using a Timberflake line in this comment, but what must be done, must be done!
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I'm so mad, why aren't I in People then, I look better than this assault on my eyeballs.
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More like 'People Magazine's Most Tasty Snacks. Tater Tot's are pretty filling.
And Parasite would get 'Worst 3-Course Meal'.
May apoligies for this post, I'm so fucking hungary, lol.
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Submitted by lunagirl on August 15, 2008 - 10:44pm.
She almost looks presentable there. I said ALMOST!
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Sorry, she's the kind of bitch that only looks right after a six-pack and a couple of bong hits.
No, thanks.
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snowpiece, YES! she was!
Didn't we all email and protest? I think we did! heehee
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Been a whole lot easier since the bitch left town
Been a whole lot happier without that face around
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I'm guessing the big, hairy tumor was her head that the children were referencing?
-And, now *I* feel like a big, hairy tumor for even saying that but I was trying to have a sense of tumor. :P
awww
OK IM over it.
shes still ugly.
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I DO feel sorry for her. Not for nothing but physical beauty may not be the most important thing about people, but it is fucking important. Rume is just a fucking tragedy from bigging to end, the lack luster hair, the tiny features, the huge face, the saggy tits, the overtly pale and not in hot Dita Von Tease way. Add to that her stupid fucking name, poor girl! Thats why I understand how someone like Amy Winehouse could turn to drugs, imagine growing up, knowing you are just plain fucking UGLY. Especially through the teenage years, of self judging, and everyone blossiming into their looks, and instead of blossiming you just bust. I'd turn to drugs as well shit. Rumer also has it even worse than Amy because she lives in the most superficial place ever, LA, and her mom is a zillion times hotter then her, Demi can be blind, bony, and in a wheel chair and she will always be hotter then Rumer, TRAGIC.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
She almost looks presentable there. I said ALMOST!
This list is fucking ridiculous.
She still looks like Jay Leno's bastard child to me.
Oh and nice tacky tat.
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I;m gonna hurl. Was she really in People Mags 50 Most Gorg. ? I bet you everything I have that Bruce and Demi bought that for her because her self esteem was so damaged by all us meanies. that's fuckin' ridiculous, who are they kidding!?!?!?!?!
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Rumer, Rumer with a big hairy tumor.'
bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....
Now the whole world knows.
still LMAO
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I see Mom and Dad paid for a magazine cover this time.
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The "tumor" is on her NECK.
I hate this girl.
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Been a whole lot easier since the bitch left town
Been a whole lot happier without that face around
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No sympathy here.
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