Rumer With A Big Hairy Tumor
Fuckity fuck! Tater Head almost has me feeling sorry for her spud-looking ass (and chin). She's taking advantage of me when I'm feeling ill! In this week's Page Six Magazine, Rumer said she got "screwed" in the name department. She should add "looks" to the departments she got screwed in.
Tater Head said, "My sisters, Scout and Talullah, had cute nicknames. When I was 12 and had crushes on guys, I'd put my first name with their last name, but it never sounded right. Rumer Depp? Nope. In school, kids would sing, 'Rumer, Rumer with a big hairy tumor.' " I take it back. I don't feel sorry for her, but I do thank her for giving me a new song to sing while I'm making tater tots. And what's this "hairy tumor" the kids are talking about? Oh shit. I bet you her chin sprouts hair like a Chia Pet!
Tater also said she was surprised to learn she was chosen as one of People Magazine's Most Beautiful (cough, cough) People, She said, "After being compared to Jay Leno for so long, you don't think of yourself in that way." Ugh. Back to feeling sorry for her. Don't cry, Tater. Wait, do you think she cries potato vodka? If that's the case, she's my new best friend.
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And time for a rant: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN SOMEONE PUH-LEASE TAKE A PICTURE WITH THEIR MOUTH SHUT?!
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Someone should do a presentation on genetics starring Rumor; she got screwed. Daddy's big head with Mommy's little features...poor thing. I'd whine too if I looked like her.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 15, 2008 - 12:42pm.
I know Mrs. K but a potato can dream. Can aspire to reach for her homefry goals. I think the public was initially not force fed Rumer. When people saw how ugly she was, I think people just couldnt believe it, and wanted to see more of her. Shes a young girl, and is at the point in her life where she is looking the best she ever will, so she is smart to go for the acting opportunities now, while the iron is ... hot?... lukewarm!. Even if her PR team is trying to get her some fame, has she really made any big leaps? She is in a brace, as a nerd, in a b rate Anna Faris vehicle with a small part. If thats the best her PR team can do, then trust she wont be around much longer.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Do you think her mom tells her she is beautiful? You know Demi STRUGGLES trying to get that out.
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Submitted by NYAPPLES on August 15, 2008 - 8:30am.
I will see how she does in the movie, if she stinks, then I change my opinion and she needs to go buy a farm and dissapear, but if she can hold her own in the movie, then why not we all love potatoes.
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Fair enough. It's just that her PR team has been shoving her down our throats for the past couple of years, and it's making me sick.
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Submitted by Leatherette on August 15, 2008 - 12:05pm.
Rumer doesn't even have to leave the entertainment industry to save our eyeballs from her spoiled brat ugly -- just ask mommy and daddy for a production/directing career, you self-absorbed piece of wonk doo!
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exactly! look at sophia coppola, she decided to direct and not follow the path of starlet, and i think she's kind of ugly, but i like her because i like her movies. she's doing something worthwhile, not just trying to be famous because mommy and daddy are.
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And take off their underpants
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It's really not even her chin. It's the jowls that trail down to it.
This pic is bullshit! If this doesn't win "Most Photoshopped Award" I don't know what. They cropped half this bitch's face off!
What pisses me off is this complete alteration of celebs now. Why even bother to take photos. Just have fucking artist's rendition. Hell, don't even cast them in movies. Do it all CGI. Then ugly, talentless fugs like this can have a 'virtual career'.
"Cucumbers are for lightweights! Buttered up butternut squash is the way to go!"--MK 6/4/08
Rumer doesn't even have to leave the entertainment industry to save our eyeballs from her spoiled brat ugly -- just ask mommy and daddy for a production/directing career, you self-absorbed piece of wonk doo!
I'm going to E you my new house number
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I second BSF. Rumer needs a strong dose of reality and to get out of Hollywood.
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Submitted by xxyxz on August 15, 2008 - 11:58am.
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Nice to "see" you too! And yes I have, it's all good.
ONT: Rumer Willis is the unfortunate-looking daughter of Bruce and Demi. :)
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Its not fair to compare Meryl Streep with Rumer. Meryl was fucking gorgeous when she was young, have you seen her in Kramer vs. Kramer or Out of Africa, she was absolutely stunning. In even Devil Wears Prada, she still looked great, except the scene in the Paris Hotel where she scared the shit out of me, but other than that, hot.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
I think she actually looks okay in that picture. It's better than some of the other pictures I've seen of her. I hope she decides to go to school and pick a regular career, be a dentist or something, instead of insisting on movies. That way, if it doesn't work out, she doesn't have to go crazy comparing herself to her father.
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Submitted by angel_i on August 15, 2008 - 11:47am.
She really needs to stop tryna be sexy.
It's just the silliest thing.
On the other hand, she's every Hollywood celebrity mom's dream.
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xactly -- bet Madonna would LOVE to have herself a chin monster instead of Lourdes. Lourdes is a gorgeous kid with a simple tweezer issue, and Madonna wants to keep her looking like a hair beast so she'll not compete with mommie dearest
Submitted by Pernicious on August 15, 2008 - 12:18pm.
LMAO I didnt think of it in those terms that her face was the hairy tumor. But Rumer be fronting, you know they said worse shit, I just cannot fathom, with a face like that, comedy gold, teenagers who are cruel as hell couldnt come up with better stuff.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
I can't hate on Rumer. She didn't have a choice with the unfortunate name or the looks department. Plus, she always gives me great dinner ideas! MMMMMmmmmm, twice baked potatoes.
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Xxyxz.. I needs to talk to you. You best answer the phone today!!! On that note *kiss*
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
Submitted by justice on August 15, 2008 - 12:12pm.
I dont know why when I see a real heinous looking female, my heart goes out to them. Its tough being a woman. For me its like this, she has the beauty only a blind mother with the heart of gold could appreciate. I am sure Demi and Bruce look at her like "what the fuck?" and I am sure she knows her parents feel something went wrong, they should have had a goodlooking child, alas NO.
When I went to LA, and I am NOT saying EVERYONE, but a lot alot of people I talked to had been aspiring actors etc. In LA from what I saw, the city rotated and was fixated on celebrities and the film industry. So if normal people fell into the spell of being famous, could you imagine having two huge actors as your parents, how could you not want to be famous. And its not like she is doing anything bad with wanting to be famous, shes not joing a fucking jihad or something you know. If she does suck in the Anna Faris movie I will say to hell with her and she needs to quickly remove herself from the scene. Usually I give up and coming actors several shots until I say I like him or her. However, because Rumer knows how little she has going on for her, and how much of an opportunity this is for her, she better not blow it, only one shot.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
I know she gets a lot of flack about her chin but really...what the fuck can she do about it? Nothing. People get dissed for losing out in the genetic sweepstakes and really that's sucky. Personally I wish I had been born smarter instead of so good looking. (sigh)
Submitted by xxyxz on August 15, 2008 - 11:49am.
Good morning dlisters
Am I the only one that thinks that the big hairy tumor is between her legs?
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Hahaha... and we've all seen the cootch shots of her mother, so I guess the tumer doesn't fall from from the bush. xoxo
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Good morning dlisters
Am I the only one that thinks that the big hairy tumor is between her legs?
Off topic *doing Dlisted happy dance*
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Submitted by NYAPPLES on August 15, 2008 - 3:38pm.
'Rumer, Rumer with a big hairy tumor.'
Thats not even THAT insultive. You know people called her worse shit. Rumer just picked something sort of cute/not nice, especially something that wasnt linked to a joke about her face to share with the mag.
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I just assumed that the big hairy tumour was her head - and that is kinda funny. Unless she dropped her pants in gym glass and they saw something else, in which case it is just nasty.
She really needs to stop tryna be sexy.
It's just the silliest thing.
On the other hand, she's every Hollywood celebrity mom's dream.
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Submitted by . on August 15, 2008 - 11:44am.
-And, I agree that if she had actual talent or some kind of amazing skills of ANY kind then the face wouldn't matter (look at Ms. Streep or Ms. Bates for example). She comes off like a spoiled brat but then who's fault is that? Hmm?
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right on, damned straight, and fuck yeah
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Submitted by snowpiece on August 15, 2008 - 10:41am.
your mom : OMG stop hahahahahahahaha LMAO!!!!
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For real, though. Something's gotta be done because I can't keep stuffing poo in old shoeboxes.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
The Photoshopping is so blatant it's laughable. An easy 'tell' is the elbow wrinkles...EVERYONE has them and they were totally smoothed out on her right elbow. They did something MAJOR with her face too. If you look at the photo of her from the 'PAGE SIX MAGAZINE' link Michael K. provided it's a given because it's like two different faces and neither one look all that appealing.
-And, I agree that if she had actual talent or some kind of amazing skills of ANY kind then the face wouldn't matter (look at Ms. Streep or Ms. Bates for example). She comes off like a spoiled brat but then who's fault is that? Hmm?
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 15, 2008 - 11:39am.
Tiny Bubbles Brandi!
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*holds brandi's head under 'tiny' bubbles*
Looks like we're gonna need a bigger Tub, AJP. Call in for back-up.
Remember the good old days, when Hollywood parents would refrain from buying their spawn a career in front of the camera if said spawn was camera-busting ugly?
Yeah, those were the days.
Where I went to school, kids weren't that clever. They would just push a bitch down and yell "MOVE YOU FAT UGLY BITCH!" They couldn't rhyme for shit.
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Here is my beef with this young woman...she needs to stop trying to ram herself into show business..hello honey, "we are not into you". Its not necessarily the chin thing, it's mostly, that she's just not "talented". SORRY.
She needs to take her parents money and buy herself an education..perhaps study to be a veterinarian or a chemist, but entertainment is not her calling.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
Submitted by NYAPPLES on August 15, 2008 - 11:30pm.
Its not rumers fault she was born into a wealthy family with famous actors, your dealt the cards your dealt.
And as far as talent, like I said, I will see how she does in the movie, if she stinks, then I change my opinion and she needs to go buy a farm and dissapear, but if she can hold her own in the movie, then why not we all love potatoes.
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Curse you with your reason and logic! ;)
I know she is just playing the cards she was dealt, I just wish she'd play them elsewhere and not in the fame game. Start a production company, her mother did quite well in that department. Something, anything, ANYTHING that takes that massive tater head off the COVER of the magazines.
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GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
Submitted by snowpiece on August 15, 2008 - 10:37am.
okie: she still hasn't told me if she has a tupperware for my weed and my poo.
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I know! I inquired about that yesterday and still haven't received a response. I'd like to be connected to the complaints dept., please.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
@PSL,
I dunno know but some people don't want to live off handouts from parents after a certain age.
She is never obnoxious, always clean and been relatively scandal free in that pack of tramps in HW. She even wears undies! What is not to love about that.
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Tator-Head needs to start wearing a burka to hide that mug.
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Tiny Bubbles Brandi!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
uh, RUMER DEPP?? you wish, bitch!
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'Rumer, Rumer with a big hairy tumor.'
Thats not even THAT insultive. You know people called her worse shit. Rumer just picked something sort of cute/not nice, especially something that wasnt linked to a joke about her face to share with the mag.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
I haven't read through the comments so maybe this has been said, but you can totally tell her chin has been photoshopped when you look at her picture in the page six link. I mean, her chin was so big that they had to cut part of her poor face off. Kinda sad...but..I still don't feel sorry for her! Nah nah nah nah nah nah, Rumer's a potato head!
okie: she still hasn't told me if she has a tupperware for my weed and my poo. she's never gonna make any money at this thing!
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
HEY... I am not here to disagree with any of you. Nor am I here... to knock you for waht you say...
i happen to like what you all post and think that it is rather funny... you make my work day go by faster.
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you cant help that a girl is trying to make some extra cash on the side...lol
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Submitted by oklahoma on August 15, 2008 - 11:34am.
I want to give Brandi a loving caressing bath in a tupper wear tub filled with mr. bubbles and LOVE
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Submitted by DR.FUNK on August 15, 2008 - 11:12pm.
BLESS YOU CHILD...and go see a therapist about your hair-trigger anger issues.Either that or go into stand-up comedy.;->
Sweet lord, you felt the rage on that on eh :D I am a fairly mild-mannered chap.. however as Dlisted opened up and I saw that simply titanic chin I am sure even the Devil himself said a silent prayer for my keyboard before it got pounded during my post.
Parasite, she is the skankiest skank that ever skanked... but during her time she entertained as only a complete buffoon can. Although her time has clearly passed, she at least played her part as the dumb skank that douches wanted to nail and everyone loved to hate. Hey, it's a job I guess.
This chin here however.. what ON EARTH DO YOU DO? In all seriousness, WHAT DO YOU DO? Something original? No. Something exciting? no. Sweet bugger all, that's what you do.
Right Chinny, you are now on the very small list of people I really cannot stand. You sit alongside that useless Longaria bird, Madonna, Ben Afleck (yeah no birthday card from me u cunt, Parasite, C. Ronaldo and ALL "reality" tv show people.
and breathe.......
--thanks awfully--