Rumer With A Big Hairy Tumor
Fuckity fuck! Tater Head almost has me feeling sorry for her spud-looking ass (and chin). She's taking advantage of me when I'm feeling ill! In this week's Page Six Magazine, Rumer said she got "screwed" in the name department. She should add "looks" to the departments she got screwed in.
Tater Head said, "My sisters, Scout and Talullah, had cute nicknames. When I was 12 and had crushes on guys, I'd put my first name with their last name, but it never sounded right. Rumer Depp? Nope. In school, kids would sing, 'Rumer, Rumer with a big hairy tumor.' " I take it back. I don't feel sorry for her, but I do thank her for giving me a new song to sing while I'm making tater tots. And what's this "hairy tumor" the kids are talking about? Oh shit. I bet you her chin sprouts hair like a Chia Pet!
Tater also said she was surprised to learn she was chosen as one of People Magazine's Most Beautiful (cough, cough) People, She said, "After being compared to Jay Leno for so long, you don't think of yourself in that way." Ugh. Back to feeling sorry for her. Don't cry, Tater. Wait, do you think she cries potato vodka? If that's the case, she's my new best friend.
She looks like a big hairy tumor.
Has anyone seen her OP ads in magazines? She is seriously photoshopped. If they can do magic with a computer, why can't plastic surgeons do magic and fix that mug? She actually looks good in the ad!
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OKAY NOT TO MENTION YOU CAN'T STOP A DOG FACE WITH A SOCK STRAP OR A BOOT FACE SMASH YOU KNOW!
Rumer Rumer farts big boomers
Rumer Rumer quiffes in her bloomers
Hold on, I gotta go take a Rumer, brb.
Since there are no more new threads, I am being forced to comment on this big craniumed skank.
Rumer cannot help her boulder head and her unfortunate chin.
What do you expect her to do with her lineage, work at Sack & Save?
She hasn't showed us her vajay-jay or tittays yet, so for now, I will give this tartlet a pass.
Doesn't mean I think she has an iota of talent, however.
She's gorg from the neck down!
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Ok Michael, who came up the the tater/potato head thing? You or Perez? I wanna know who is copying who!
Rumer, unfortunately, was not blessed with her parents good looks, in fact, she got a rather odd looking head and face. She has a nice body though so I am sure that's nothing a bag over the head wouldn't fix.
I kid! I kid!
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gucci, Frances bean is UGLY. Tina Yothers from "Family Ties" is who she resembles.
Rumer annoys the crap out of me....she's just so damn smugly.
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are you kidding? kurt cobains kid is ugly? wow and kirt was such a ruggedly handsome good looking guy. but then theirs her mother......
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Silly MK vodka was always made out of potatoes! Is Taterhead's entire head and chin sort of shrinking here or what?! Her head looks way too small here, the photoshopped her to death! (And I wish they would literally too!)
Your face!
Guys, being born gorgeous is turd shit. We'd all still be dissing Rumer [if she was drop-dead gorge] because she's privileged and talent less and "pretty" means dick shit and if you have no clue and no pea rolling around in your noggin' worth sharing with the world.
Being born beautiful can take you only so far...then you either jack up your i.q. and grow some gray matter or end up selling your soul. Yippy kye Yay!
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Submitted by Granny Clampett on August 15, 2008 - 11:53am.
I know she gets a lot of flack about her chin but really...what the fuck can she do about it? Nothing. People get dissed for losing out in the genetic sweepstakes and really that's sucky. Personally I wish I had been born smarter instead of so good looking. (sigh)
Honey i was born very good looking but not that smart. now i know god is going to strike me but i wish i was born with both attributes.
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People would probably be nicer to her if she'd just STOP trying to be in the limelight. Her parents obviously have enough money, can't she be a normal douchie celeb kid and just get high and drunk all the time and party with other annoying celeb kids?
Take a cue from Courtney Love's daughter (who is EXTREMELY unfortunate looking) and work behind the scenes.
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wow, has mrs. potato head finally figured out how unattractive she is.
ok! here it goes:
blah blah blah blah blah blahhhh blahhhhh llueve sobre mojadoooooo! and by that I refer to: how ugly this girl is.
yet i must say, she should hire that photographer for indefinite time, he made her look average!:) that's one hell of a start.
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Submitted by NYAPPLES on August 15, 2008 - 2:30pm.
Kate Hudson's original nose was definitely not pretty. And Angelina has had work done too. Angelina may have had the same career sans facial work, but I doubt Kate would have.
And with all the incredibly talented actors looking to break into the scene, I don't think any extra consideration should be given to someone just because they happen to have a famous parent. Drew Barrymore is the only one on that list who I would consider a truly gifted actress. The rest are very good at playing themselves.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 15, 2008 - 1:01pm.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
This bitch shills for fucking WALLMART!
Fuck her big headed self and her slutty momma right in the ass!
WALMART! NUFF FUCKING SAID!
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Submitted by . on August 15, 2008 - 2:35pm.
I feel her parents owe her something for giving her such a disadvantage at life, her face! Even with all the money she willl never have it all. Paris at least was hot in a skanky way. Money can be attained but beauty, no. Cosmetic surgery isnt even an option for Rumers problems, they'd have to hack of half her face and start over. Maybe Rumer has never had to be hungry, but she could have a hunger to make something out of herself in spite of her looks. All I can say is that the odds are against Rumer, both her parents left the bar high, great looks, good actors, a respectable body of film work, so Rumer is destined to fail regardless. Its so sad to think how much ones life and future is dependent on beauty, something that is completely out of ones control. Look at Gwenyth Paltrow, Barrymore, Kate Hudson, Angelina Jolie, all these women like Rumer were given a shot at stardom and aided by their famous parents, but they had beauty.
p.s. your avie scares me, it feels like one of these days its going to lookup, and drag me through the screen.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Submitted by NYAPPLES on August 15, 2008 - 1:44pm.
I love how you definitely did not say "pretty". You know whats odd, I think Kathy Bates is beautiful, the only thing that ever held her back was really her weight from being superficially pretty. She has a very symetrical face, nice eyes, had she been younger and been part of this new wave of skinny starlets I'll bet she would have been sexy. But theres so many "sexy" bitches out there, that I will gladly take Kathy as she is now.
NYA, both Kathy and Meryl broke the stereotypical "starlet" mold. Bless their hearts! I can't even imagine what it was like for those two strong women to go against the Hollywhack grain.
Rumer on the other hand has never had to be hungry or fight for anything...hence the reason I think she'll just continue to be your next typical hollywonk brat. Some parents just drop the ball and don't give a fuck.
If rumer had another chin she would have been pretty , but what makes her ugly is the fact that she think she is hot, a celebrity and talented
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Submitted by . on August 15, 2008 - 2:10pm.
I love how you definitely did not say "pretty". You know whats odd, I think Kathy Bates is beautiful, the only thing that ever held her back was really her weight from being superficially pretty. She has a very symetrical face, nice eyes, had she been younger and been part of this new wave of skinny starlets I'll bet she would have been sexy. But theres so many "sexy" bitches out there, that I will gladly take Kathy as she is now.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
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Submitted by . on August 15, 2008 - 1:34pm.
tastes in beauty vary, but I agree with you I loves me some Meryl. You know that she refused to have any work done on her face, she has a deviated septum, and early in her career everyone wanted it fixed, she refused, and so directors always have to film around it. I still think she is beautiful and I like that in her personal life she wears minimal makeup and doesnt look like a clown. Some people say if makeup makes you pretty then it doesnt count. I disagree, makeup can only do so much and not on everyone. There are people, RUMER amongst others, whose face even with all the makeup at the maybeliene factories couldnt save. I like Meryls exotic look, its not perfect by no means, but it gives her character and distinction. Rumer also has ALOT of distinction.
NYA, Streep is a gifted actor and I think she is beautiful so much on the inside that it shines on the outside and that's what really counts [to me]. Meryl will be "BEAUTIFUL" until the day she passes (notice I didn't say 'pretty'). If Rumer ends up showing us all some amazing maturity, spirit and ability in ANYTHING I'll eat my own words and Hip Hoorah for her! I'm more than happy to cheer for an underdog but I'm just not seeing it as of yet in Rumer.
BTW, I'd also like to say I think Kathy Bates is beautiful too in the same way that I see Streep's beauty. Class, talent and a depth of heart wrenching SOUL that leaps at you from the screen. Both Bates and Streep have made me cry buckets of tears so they both owe me some Kleenex.
Submitted by Stoney on August 15, 2008 - 1:22pm.
But what's so stupid about the whole thing is that some assholes in suits over at MGM probably racked their brains to figure out how they could combine a sorority house and a playboy bunny into the same movie, and they succeeded...
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Racked their brains...but isn't that common practice?Or four of them, rolling up in a car out of nowhere...or the teacher with the glasses and the bun and the not so carefully hidden rack (speaking of racks:)?
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The first few times I saw a preview for House Bunny I thought it looked like a piece of crap, and it very well may be. But I am actually considering seeing it, because (like NY Apples) I like Anna Faris -- she reminds me of a young Goldie Hawn, a hell of a lot more than Kate Hudson does. And I used to like Goldie Hawn before she started tweaking her face (circa First Wives' Club). Until this thread, I didn't know Rumer was even in it... shows that I need to start subscribing to Tater Weekly!
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on August 15, 2008 - 10:05am.
bring it, baby
I'm polymorphously perverse.
(but I'm old, so we'll have to go slow and take a lot of breaks)
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To think of good reasons
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Somebody dig a hole and throw the entire Willis-Moore-Ashton klan in it.
Hey Rumer....stop whining you maggot. You got enough $$ from your parents to retire. Stupid brat.
Submitted by Stoney on August 15, 2008 - 1:52pm.
that must have been a quick rack cause the premise is pretty flimsy. Also its ironic that Brigitte one of the bunnies in the movie is fucking like 35 and looks 40 trying to be 20, and she can be pass as a bunny in the movie, but Anna Faris who looks in her 20's is supposedly kicked out because shes 27??
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
But what's so stupid about the whole thing is that some assholes in suits over at MGM probably racked their brains to figure out how they could combine a sorority house and a playboy bunny into the same movie, and they succeeded...
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Submitted by Stoney on August 15, 2008 - 1:37pm.
I cant believe I am going to actually defend bunny house since it looks like just cheap funny trash but here it goes. Clueless is about the coming of age of a ditsy YET smart girl with money. Legally Blonde, is about a self discovery of a ditsy but smart girl with money. Bunny House is about a loser girl who gets thrown out of the playboy mansion for being to old, she looks dumb, and is, and has to use her know how about girly stuff to help unfortunate looking and unexperienced girls improve themselves, while they inturn help her become less of an idiot by educating her. Some scenes look hilarious, I love Norbit which like everyone hates so my taste in some comedies even I'll admit venture into the bad taste, but I still want to see it. I love Anna Faris, and I always wished she could have made a real name for herself, its getting a bit late for her, but I am still rooting for her. To me Rumer just HAPPENS to be in the movie, but I aint seeing it for her ass. Coling Hanks is also in it, if anyone cares, but for me its Anna Faris comedy thats getting my money.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Submitted by . on August 15, 2008 - 1:34pm.
tastes in beauty vary, but I agree with you I loves me some Meryl. You know that she refused to have any work done on her face, she has a deviated septum, and early in her career everyone wanted it fixed, she refused, and so directors always have to film around it. I still think she is beautiful and I like that in her personal life she wears minimal makeup and doesnt look like a clown. Some people say if makeup makes you pretty then it doesnt count. I disagree, makeup can only do so much and not on everyone. There are people, RUMER amongst others, whose face even with all the makeup at the maybeliene factories couldnt save. I like Meryls exotic look, its not perfect by no means, but it gives her character and distinction. Rumer also has ALOT of distinction.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Submitted by NYAPPLES on August 15, 2008 - 11:53am.
I don't know why, but that movie pisses me the fuck off. First of all, I already saw it and it was called Legally Blonde. Before that it went by another name, Clueless. Except both of those movies had the redeeming quality that the lead blonde was actually pretty smart, plus both movies were clever. The Bunny House looks like a stinking turd on the doorstep of my dignity. As a blonde with a college degree I'm totally offended. I hate to judge a movie by the trailer, but too bad. I am! And Rumer can go fuck her ugly self for being in it.
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"Aw, fuck that noise, let's bump uglies!
hee hee hee."
Hell yeah! *Channeling Al Pacino* What'll it be? Lips or hips?
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Submitted by NYAPPLES on August 15, 2008 - 12:00pm.
Its not fair to compare Meryl Streep with Rumer. Meryl was fucking gorgeous when she was young, have you seen her in Kramer vs. Kramer or Out of Africa, she was absolutely stunning. In even Devil Wears Prada, she still looked great, except the scene in the Paris Hotel where she scared the shit out of me, but other than that, hot.
Eh. Sorry NYA, but she looks pretty bad without the magic of Maybelline. I love me some Meryl...don't get me wrong there but she needs lots of plastered on paint to pass for 'pretty'. Pretty doesn't last anyway so I don't really give a fuck. I love Streep and I always will until she and I are old biddy prunes. ;p
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on August 15, 2008 - 10:00am.
Coming from you Mrs. K, I consider that praise of the highest order! I am humbled by your kind words *bows head to Mrs. K*
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Aw, fuck that noise, let's bump uglies!
hee hee hee.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 15, 2008 - 1:27pm.
But heres the thing, she has gotten some spreads in mags, but its a fucking joke. You and I and everyone else, looks at her, and thinks the same thing, shes fucking ugly and this bitch is only delusional if she thinks shes sexy or gonna make it. Its a flat out joke. The only way she can save herself, and give herself a chance of a future in the industry as an actress is if she actually can prove from the get go she is a good actress. She isnt scandalous a la Lindsay, or beautiful a la younger Britney, all she has for her is her funny looks, and parents. But none of which has materialized to much has it. There is curiosity about her as the daughter of two famous people, but if she cant prove herself, the spreads will dry up and the public's intrest will fade.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
This bitch shills for fucking WALLMART!
Fuck her big headed self and her slutty momma right in the ass!
WALMART! NUFF FUCKING SAID!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 15, 2008 - 12:51pm.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on August 15, 2008 - 9:50am.
Mr M!!!!! you are on a roll today!
LOL
Coming from you Mrs. K, I consider that praise of the highest order! I am humbled by your kind words *bows head to Mrs. K*
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
The creepiest thing about this cover is *Partying with Ashton*...uh regardless of his or her age, that's her stepfather and she's only just out of childhood..wht kind of partying are they doing?
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Submitted by NYAPPLES on August 15, 2008 - 9:53am.
Submitted by angel_i on August 15, 2008 - 1:15pm.
because people know her parents they take a pic of her, if she was just a rich kid with non famous parents no one would take a pic of her.
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She has been in an awful lot of photo shoots (like the above) as well as random candids. It just seems as if she's got a PR team taking care of business and working overtime. I suspect she will not make the cut, but we shall see. I am willing to wait until the jury is in.
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Submitted by angel_i on August 15, 2008 - 1:26pm.
I think I dropped some money over here by this man hole.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Submitted by NYAPPLES on August 15, 2008 - 12:53pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 15, 2008 - 1:15pm.
Submitted by NYAPPLES on August 15, 2008 - 12:29pm.
Well she is in a movie, its called bunny house or something like that. Its with Anna Faris and is coming out this friday or next week. As far as I know its her first movie, and likely her last if shes not really good in it.
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Yeah, dude, cuz that was, like, three years of hype for one movie. It better be one fucking awesome movie.
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by angel_i on August 15, 2008 - 1:15pm.
Submitted by NYAPPLES on August 15, 2008 - 12:29pm.
Well she is in a movie, its called bunny house or something like that. Its with Anna Faris and is coming out this friday or next week. As far as I know its her first movie, and likely her last if shes not really good in it. And she does go out , but which rich kid wouldnt go to clubs, the only difference is that because people know her parents they take a pic of her, if she was just a rich kid with non famous parents no one would take a pic of her. But shes not doing anything other people arent doing as well, just that shes phtographed.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on August 15, 2008 - 9:50am.
Mr M!!!!! you are on a roll today!
LOL
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"launching her own career"? As what? The world's only ambulatory root vegetable?
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by angel_i on August 15, 2008 - 9:45am.
Ok, so here's a question. What the hell does she do? Is she in a movie? I really only ever see her like this.
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My point exactly. All she ever does is "show up." Shit or get off the pot, Ms Potato Head, where's the beef, fish or cut bait.
SHOW ME THE MONEY.
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Submitted by NYAPPLES on August 15, 2008 - 12:29pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 15, 2008 - 12:54pm.
Which is why I will see how good an actress she is.
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Ok, so here's a question. What the hell does she do? Is she in a movie? I really only ever see her like this.
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
@Leatherette:
Why I oughta...! Don't get me started on the tweezer issue!
But I do agree - Lola's a lot harder on Madonna than Rumer could ever be on Demi. And that's good becuz I fear that woman may have broke down too!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 15, 2008 - 12:54pm.
Which is why I will see how good an actress she is. I have no sense of who she is as a person, there are very little interviews with her, I havent heard of any film work shes done, I only know her through photos, which are NOT her friend. So maybe she does have comedic wit, or timing or anything to justify her venture into acting. There are also people like Kate Hudson who I feel havent justified themselves, for the level of success they have had, so I attribute it to her parents. But jokes aside, lets be realistic Rumer will never ever be a star, so this is only temporary. Hopefully she can take away from these years that she at least "went for it and gave it a shot", and can be at peace with that.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Submitted by chin chin on August 15, 2008 - 11:10am.
exactly! look at sophia coppola, she decided to direct and not follow the path of starlet, and i think she's kind of ugly, but i like her because i like her movies. she's doing something worthwhile, not just trying to be famous because mommy and daddy are.
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Actually, I think Sophia did want to start acting. That's why her father gave her small roles in Peggy Sue Got Married and Godfather III. However, her lack of talent in that dept. was so painfully obvious, I suppose even for her.
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Submitted by boomsy on August 15, 2008 - 12:22pm.
Yeah, but where would your foot go when you kick them in the face?
Submitted by NYAPPLES on August 15, 2008 - 9:19am.
it is true...having parents in the business gives one a foot in the door, but one still must prove oneself, otherwise one is out on one's keister.
e.g., Frank Sinatra Jr., Noel Harrison
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I've really got to use my imagination
To think of good reasons
To keep on keepin' on
Photoshop is your friend Rumer