The Crackie Of Camden Returns To The Streets!
Excuse me while I slowly inhale these pictures. I've been aching for this much needed Wino fix. It feels so warm. Look at all the purdy colors. Life is beautiful again. Phew. It's been forever sine Wino properly graced us with her crackie presence. I was beginning to fade fast.
The Crackie of Camden was back to ruling the streets last night, with her goddaughter in tow. It's never to early to the learn the ways of the crackie. The Wino we all have come to know and love (?) once again attacked some stranger on the street.
The Sun reports that for some reason Wino slapped a middle-aged woman on the street and yelled at her , “Let fucking go of me, dickhead.” She went on to say, "you fucking bitch!" Welcome back Wino. I've missed you.
The people of Camden should know better than to go out at night when there's a crackie on the prowl. That middle-aged woman had it coming! You can probably see her crack hive coming a mile away. That's your warning to head indoors, lock up and immediately hide your ice pops, light bulbs and spoons. The Crackie of Camden is on the loose!
Here's more of my beloved Wino looking like a greasy, hairy Slim Jim last night in Camden.
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Submitted by Brand-a-too-ee on August 15, 2008 - 7:19am.
She's beyond intervention....you can't help someone who doesn't want help.
This just isnt funny anymore....someone lock her up and get her help. She'll be dead soon otherwise.
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Submitted by Brand-a-too-ee on August 15, 2008 - 10:19am.
Bitch i do love your ads!
I mean bitch as in youre my home girl!
I want to cuddle your ass up and give you a loving tender bath in a big tub of tuperwear.
With bubbles.
And when you are done soaking your soft supple skin in calgon i want to put you to bed with warm cookies i will store in my tuperwear that retains heat so they is nice and yummy for you.
then i will pull a trundle bed out for you i made from some HUGE tuperwear canisters and read you a story.
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
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a win-win situation for everyone involved!
It is truly, truly sad to look at her now.
http://britmusicscene.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/amy-winehouse-fat-t...
She used to be a lovely, curvy woman. She will be dead in a couple months. Trust.
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Damn you Michael K, I have an interview today and I'm pretty sure I just got high off of these pictures.
Bitch, I better have a job coming my way if not so help me Xenu!
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She looks like a fuckin' hot ass mess...
I love it!
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I hear she spends a lot of time in her personal tanning booth at home, hence the orange glow. However, she's probably mistaking the tanning bed for a coffin.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
She looks jaundiced.
I can't believe they let her back on the streets.
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I’m trying to correct this.
That old lady should have known better than to grab her arm and say shit to her.
who the hell she think she is anyway?
Like SHE was gonna cure a crack addiction by grabbing her arm and saying soemthing?
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Her liver is dying. She's turning yellow. She'll be dead in a couple of months if she keeps it up. Sad. Drugs suck.
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Evil Dead Rocks.
She looks like she had a fight with her self tanner bottle as well.
Self tanner is such a fucking cunt.
OH AND TOMORROW IS A FULL MOON!!!!!!!!!
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Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Honestly... I can say so many bad things about her... but since my uncle died of an overdose...
Intervention is necessary... and what she is doing to herself is killing herself and its serious and it should not be taken lightly...
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Holy Hell...would it kill her to bathe once in a while? Her skin is disgusting, from head to toe....her fingernails make me want to puke.
Here's the vid:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1563179.ece#...
I think her beehive finally jumped the shark.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
God her skin looks nasty. Makes me want to earp and yes I used the word earp.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
The last pic is downright frightening. She looks 20 years older than she is, filthy, and jaundiced.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Even Baby crackie has on pigeon slippers. how sweet!!
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Fucking filthy. I wonder how often she changes her bed sheets.
why is she pee colored?
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OMFG I just realized who she looks like.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5XbKkgvuPI
That's the first thing that came to mind when I saw these pics.
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WoW! She looks tan here!!!!!!
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The main pic is AWESOME!
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She's orange.
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Shit, call The Exorcist, bitch looks possessed!!
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
HAha Dickhead!! *points*
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa