The Crackie Of Camden Returns To The Streets!
Excuse me while I slowly inhale these pictures. I've been aching for this much needed Wino fix. It feels so warm. Look at all the purdy colors. Life is beautiful again. Phew. It's been forever sine Wino properly graced us with her crackie presence. I was beginning to fade fast.
The Crackie of Camden was back to ruling the streets last night, with her goddaughter in tow. It's never to early to the learn the ways of the crackie. The Wino we all have come to know and love (?) once again attacked some stranger on the street.
The Sun reports that for some reason Wino slapped a middle-aged woman on the street and yelled at her , “Let fucking go of me, dickhead.” She went on to say, "you fucking bitch!" Welcome back Wino. I've missed you.
The people of Camden should know better than to go out at night when there's a crackie on the prowl. That middle-aged woman had it coming! You can probably see her crack hive coming a mile away. That's your warning to head indoors, lock up and immediately hide your ice pops, light bulbs and spoons. The Crackie of Camden is on the loose!
Here's more of my beloved Wino looking like a greasy, hairy Slim Jim last night in Camden.
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She's so fucking narsty you know when pete doherty looks cleaner than you your fucked! and Amy better watch her shit I know she's like a cockroach and whatnot but 2008 isn't the year for this kind of fuckery
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
@ Deb, LCT, et all discussing Bigfoot:
“But these people wasn’t there when I was sweating, pulling this thing through the woods.”
(from http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/15/us/15bigfoot.html?_r=2&em=&adxnnl=1&ad...)
I dunno about you guys, but his vast knowledge of proper verb usage totally convinced me.
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Hi5.
Don't you automatically lose custody of your kid if you name Wino as it's god mother?
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
GIVE IT UP TO "MINI" LA PEQUENA!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaW-uj0Ta14
"THEY TRY TO MAKE ME GO TO REHAB.. AND I SAID...
NO NO NO NO... -THE IRONY OF THAT SONG...lol
Who's kid is this???..Umm the parents of this person needs to talk to her quick..I mean c'mon what is that..she looks a hot mess..she needs some serious help because she's literally destroying herself because her career is already destroyed.
www.NycCelebs.com
Submitted by Clarisse on August 15, 2008 - 10:43am.
LCT / Bradi,
Kill bigfoot! Brilliant!
What a human thing to do! "Look a new species! Let's kill it and study it!"
"Look, a once thought extinct species!!! Fabulous! Let's put in a jar of formaldehyde!"
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"Oops, looks like there's only one left now that we killed this one. I guess we can't breed it now. Darn. Oh well, at least we got our hunting fix for the day."
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
What happened? She woke up from her coma and said:"I want to be even MORE like Britney. Bring me something mesh to wear!" ?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Catwoman eyes, hiss, boo. :)
(6..6)
Blasted bilirubin....that's a funky shade of yellow for a skin color...her poor liver must be shot!!!
Submitted by FatMartha on August 15, 2008 - 2:22pm.
It is truly, truly sad to look at her now.
http://britmusicscene.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/amy-winehouse-fat-t..
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I love that the url is 'fat-thin' when it should actually be 'healthy/attractive-almost DEAD'
NovaNightly: memories of too many "morning after" bruises, LOL
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
That fake tan crap has successfully made her look dirtier than ever. I didn't think that was possible.
In another bigfoot related story...the local costume store had its large gorilla costume stolen. SERIOUSLY....so how weird is that shit? I call fakery!!!
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Submitted by snowpiece on August 15, 2008 - 7:40am.
she's the color of an old bruise.
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Yes snow...thats exactly it!! I couldnt put my finger on what that damn color was...but there you go! Doesnt look much like a tan...just looks super unhealthy.
As for that bigfoot story....as I understand it...they FOUND bigfoots dead body. They didnt kill it themselves. AND they say they saw other family members hiding in the trees and bushes. Why the hell they would decapitate it and put its pieces in a cooler is beyond me. Buncha dumb hicks!!
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Damn- how is Crackie NOT in the clink for assualting people? AND *WHO* IN HELL NEEDS TO BE BITCH-SLAPPED FOR LETTING THEIR KID HANG WITH THIS SKEEZER???
Sheee-it, Crackie!
Her face looks SO sunken and gaunt, giving me the heebie jeebies.
My God, look how filthy her clothes are. If her Daddy really loved her he would at least wash her clothes before sending out on her next binge. Unreal how disgustingly dirty this woman is.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Well, in regards to the Bigfoot Story. I am freaking disgusted. Stills and video would have been enough and DNA can be gathered from animal dung or chewed branches. They did not need to kill anything. One guy has a cast on his hand. I hope that poor creature in the cooler got a chunk on the way out...
As for not being on topic? If it is disgusting, dead or near dead, and questionable in life, it is absolulely OT!
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
Even her liver is trying to get away from her.
can anyone read her atm card number? ;)
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
how can the whites of her eyes be so brilliantly white while the rest of her is so yellow?
every single inch of her looks like armpit skin
Please. She didn't hit that middle aged lady hard enough. No stranger has the right to grab you on the street, I don't care if they HAVE seen you on the telly and think they know you. And you know that lady will milk that exaggerated story for the rest of her damn sad life.
Amy gets the thumbs down for being such a mess though.
LCT / Bradi,
Kill bigfoot! Brilliant!
What a human thing to do! "Look a new species! Let's kill it and study it!"
"Look, a once thought extinct species!!! Fabulous! Let's put in a jar of formaldehyde!"
Deb…
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/15/us/15bigfoot.html?em
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/08/14/bigfoot.body/index.html?section=cnn_lat...
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
she bought a tanning bed. she uses it too much she DO look like a greasy hairy slim jim.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 15, 2008 - 10:38am.
Bradi and LCT,
Do you have a link for bigfoot story? Or am I being a trout that can't swim past a hook...lol.
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Hi Deb - I was just reading the story:
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/15/us/15bigfoot.html?_r=1&em=&adxnnl=1&ad...
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
I have a tiny little soft place in my cold, cold heart for Amy, but she's making it goddamned hard lately. What a sophisticated and demure outfit to wear out with a little kid that's supposed to be in HER charge if something happens to her 'rents. I think no.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
DebFrmHell on August 15, 2008 - 10:38am
I saw it on CNN, Anderson Cooper's show, last night, maybe they have a link.
It was disgusting, whatever they have it was in a cooler/freezer and it looked like it's guts were exposed.
I'm hoping it's a prank.
It's illegal in some states to hunt them.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
she's the color of an old bruise.
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
Holy crap. She's turning jaundice yellow. That's definitely not a good sign. WTF?????
Girlfriend needs to stick to pot and beer and eat three squares of something nutritious.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 15, 2008 - 10:34am.
LOVE CARROTTOP on August 15, 2008 - 10:25am.
Off-topic: Apparently, they found Bigfoot.
- I saw that shit in a cooler last night.
If it is real, they need to be shot for hunting it.
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And obviously doing it for money. Those sick fuckers.
"Here, we's gonna take the body of what could be one of THEE biggest discuvrees in the histree of sciaaaance and just cram it in this here teeny tanny freezer! Yeeeeeeeeee-haw!
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
Bradi and LCT,
Do you have a link for bigfoot story? Or am I being a trout that can't swim past a hook...lol.
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
Nova, my first thought was "she's really using that tanning bed"....
there's nothing left to say about her. She's dying.
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Been a whole lot easier since the bitch left town
Been a whole lot happier without that face around
-Spin Doctors "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong"
she looks jaundiced
jgm22
LOVE CARROTTOP on August 15, 2008 - 10:25am.
Off-topic: Apparently, they found Bigfoot.
- I saw that shit in a cooler last night.
If it is real, they need to be shot for hunting it.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Considering my current sobriety status, I should not be looking at this pic.
OK, back to bed to pass out.
Later, sluts!!
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 15, 2008 - 10:25am.
You know what I love about Wino? No matter how disgusting you feel, you can be confident you'll always look better than she does.
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AMEN, SISTAH!!!! ROFL I have had to remove the phrase "bad hair day" from my lexicon. Whatever it is, it's never that bad!! I love me some Amy, but she's needs an entire crew to help maintain that 'do.
Good morning, everybody!!!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
I bet that hive reeks of formaldehyde, crack resin and an ashtray
~johnnys rocket alter ego biatches~
GIVE IT UP TO LA PEQUENA!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaW-uj0Ta14
"THEY TRY TO MAKE ME GO TO REHAB.. AND I SAID...
NO NO NO NO... -THE IRONY OF THAT SONG...lol
HTTP://MY.TUPPERWARE.COM/BRANDIM
GO SEE WHATS NEW AT TUPPERWARE!
BRANDI LOVES D-LISTED!
Oh, my poor fucking Amy, I'm sure the producers of the Quantum of Solace are just dieing of having letting you get away. Is she trying to bring back the 80's?? 80's Crackie! the tan, the bangs, the lipstick shade, the freaking shirt. *cue Miami Vice theme* I miss the old Amy, and I hope she really is working on a song to beat the shit Alicia Keys and Jack White are penning.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
She's starting to look like Hohan did in her dirty sanchez days....i say its time for ultra-scrubby bath time!! Everyone get out your steel wool and scrub away!!!
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
She reminds me of a werewolf.
And she has lost her fashion sense as well. Such as it was.
Wino is somebody's Godmother??? Granted, based on the size of the kid, she was bestowed with that honor in her pre-crack days....but damn.
She's 110% cracked out today. Who in their right mind thinks it's appropriate for her to be with their kid now?? I guess they're making sure their little darling is in the will. SMH
That last thumbnail breaks my heart a little for Mrs. K. She is devoted to Amy and hopes she will get better. I just don't see it happening.
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
Why do people wear ballet slippers when it's just like wearing socks - you can feel every little crack in the pavement. And in LDN - the dirtiest of cities.
But Amy has the same colour as my Hep friend who was coerced into hospital. Sad.
She recently bought a tanning bed...i think someone said that...but anyway...they say she tans to help with her crack sores and shit. Ugh...its making her turn a sort of yellowish-greenish-orange. Awful.
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
she's absolutely filthy, look at her legs. ****************************1/20/09
"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
You know what I love about Wino? No matter how disgusting you feel, you can be confident you'll always look better than she does.
Off-topic: Apparently, they found Bigfoot.
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
MK try to get me look at Wino, I say No, No, No...
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When tryin' to untangle
The Jingle from the Jangle
It's easy if you listen with your heart.
Sing Me, Sing Me, Sing Me...
her liver is ok but she need to adjust the spray tanner or stand further away from the nozzle.
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by FatMartha on August 15, 2008 - 10:22am.
Funny, she almost looks like a Kardashian in the right-hand pic!