The Crackie Of Camden Returns To The Streets!
Excuse me while I slowly inhale these pictures. I've been aching for this much needed Wino fix. It feels so warm. Look at all the purdy colors. Life is beautiful again. Phew. It's been forever sine Wino properly graced us with her crackie presence. I was beginning to fade fast.
The Crackie of Camden was back to ruling the streets last night, with her goddaughter in tow. It's never to early to the learn the ways of the crackie. The Wino we all have come to know and love (?) once again attacked some stranger on the street.
The Sun reports that for some reason Wino slapped a middle-aged woman on the street and yelled at her , “Let fucking go of me, dickhead.” She went on to say, "you fucking bitch!" Welcome back Wino. I've missed you.
The people of Camden should know better than to go out at night when there's a crackie on the prowl. That middle-aged woman had it coming! You can probably see her crack hive coming a mile away. That's your warning to head indoors, lock up and immediately hide your ice pops, light bulbs and spoons. The Crackie of Camden is on the loose!
Here's more of my beloved Wino looking like a greasy, hairy Slim Jim last night in Camden.
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why ANYONE is let near her is a mystery to me. that little girl looked innocent.
I swear someone should update "Attractions to Visit in London" on Wikipedia and include Wino's house on their list. It's like going to the zoo.
Her skin is the color of baby poop and WTF is the deal with those nasty ass ballet shoes? She's a cautionary tale at best...
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She needs to change her name to Tranny Mess. Her eyeliner and mascara are so caked on, she must have put 20 layers on thinking she put only one cause
she's so high!
Your face!
She has the same skin tone and makeup skills as Lily Munster, maybe it's time to sign her up for the inevitable big screen adaptation.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Why does her chest look like old leather (and yes whenever I think of the word leather or say it I think of that hot bitch on Project Runway, LEAHTAHER!).
I ws listening to Frank last night (better than back to black in my opinion) and watched her video for Fuck Me Pumps and it's just so sad. She'll never go back to the way she was.
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this poor girl...she's covered in crack blisters and heroin craters
At this point it's no longer funny. How in God's name could *anyone* think that she is still sane?
Somebody give her a Silkwood scrubdown STAT.
Damn. Amy needs to stay away from that tanning bed. The tan just makes her look filthier.
Submitted by MAD on August 15, 2008 - 3:33pm.
ummmm... has no one around her noticed how yellow she is looking?? I think she should go for some bloodwork. There maybe a liver issue there...
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I was wondering that, too....hep c, I bet....
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She's so deeeerty and diseased. Ewww. Those pictures of the feet. Oh why did they do that to me?
So deluded b/c you know she thinks she looks so delicate and pretty in her little ballet shoes. Wrong wrong wrong.
ummmm... has no one around her noticed how yellow she is looking?? I think she should go for some bloodwork. There maybe a liver issue there...
Is it wrong that I'm loving the fishnet top and bra combo?
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Holy hell, where is this girl's mother? The goddaughter...she's a child.
Hot.Mess.
Who is that little girl and how could her parents let her hang out at night with an unstable druggie like that?? Does anyone else find this strange!!?
LOCK.UP.THIS.WHORE.
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If you look at "The Ronettes" you will see where Amy got her look and sound from.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vix5Ha7jPEw
(the girl esp on the right)
;) tis true! Recycled.
Anyone else find it interesting that she won't BATHE yet she finds the time to put on make up?
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Submitted by RJII on August 15, 2008 - 9:50am.
OK, you too are OFF the guest list.
Damn...and I love big gayelle weddings.
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To think of good reasons
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Mrs.Kravitz on August 15, 2008 - 12:46pm
Well that's fine that Wino is fine, everything now will be fine.
FINE TAX!
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
She looks tanned but not happy.
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I hope someone (me) stomps this crazy bitch on the pavement. I dare it to stike at me.
If it looks, walks, talks, and acts like a crack head street walking whore...
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 15, 2008 - 9:43am.
Amy is FINE, she is doing FINE. She's hit a rough patch, but she will be OK.
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I've really got to use my imagination
To think of good reasons
To keep on keepin' on
@Gonnaburn...
The reception is at the Cracker Barrel restaurant in Nashville.
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I've really got to use my imagination
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Aaw now Mrs. K,
You were the first person I thought of when this was posted...
The last thumbnail made me sad for you.
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
I think you meant Crack 'R Barrel, but it's not what the two of you were thinking.
OK, that is it.
None of you bitches are invited to me and Amy's gayelle wedding
NONE OF YOU.
(BTW we are registered at Pottery Barn and Crate and Barrel.)
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I've really got to use my imagination
To think of good reasons
To keep on keepin' on
The kid has ballet slippers on too. I wonder if Godmommy taught her how to love the rock as well.
Submitted by NitWitty on August 15, 2008 - 11:21am.
Don't you automatically lose custody of your kid if you name Wino as it's god mother?
The Nitwitty, is BACK!!! With a vengeance!
OT: Crack and booze are bad for your skin. That is all.
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I really want to drop her in a vat of acid so it can eat off the first few layers of nastiness then start fresh.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
"That middle-aged woman had it coming!"
And she better not come around here cuz I'll bitch slap her till her head spins.
Team Wino.
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I've really got to use my imagination
To think of good reasons
To keep on keepin' on
@Sheeps,
There is always hope.
In her case tho, it might be wasted. Her eyes look to white to be total jaundice.
I want to take a brillo pad to my screen.
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
IS IT EVEN SAFE FOR THATLIL GIRL TO BE TOUCHING HER
BITCH TAKE A BATH AND NOT IN CRACK WATER CLEAN WATER BITCH CLEAN WATER
THIS IS MY WORLD YALL HOS JUST LIVE IN IT
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Wow, really low-rise jeans! I'm tellin ya, she could be hot again if she cleaned up. Not gonna happen, right?
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I'm rather surprised that it appears she still shaves her armpits.
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It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
I hope she realizes that her tattoos are going to fade from all that tanning bed usage she's been doing.
Well I guess she can always get them re-inked, along with plastic surgery for the wrinkles from tanning.
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And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
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WOW, soooo recovered
Yeah, WTF is going on with her skin tone? Her chest is a radioactive chartreuse color.
Is that jaundice or nicotine covering her body?
Its good to see her wearing a shirt. Its so tacky when women go outside with just a bra.
NITTY,
It twern't a beehive but looked a little rats nest-ty...A dirty blonde rastafarian?
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
Uhhhmmm, Where's CPS?
Do they not have that in Britan?
"Come on Gloria..."
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Uhhhmmm, Where's CPS?
Do they not have that in Britan?
"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"
Good morning dlisters
On topic she looks BAD in that main picture
Off Topic
SNOWY. Where have you been? I'm glad you're back
Wow! She looks like three different people.
Seriously. That skin is not a color found in nature.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 15, 2008 -
Wino is a mess. If you take away the tattoos, bllet slippers, and make the hair blonde...VOILA! me before rehab! LOL! Gees, I was a skinny used up bitch!
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Deb, funny. I never pictured you as a beehive kinda' girl! LOL *hides behind PSL*
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
I feel itchy.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
@Nitty!!!!
You are still out there with us? YAY!
Wino is a mess. If you take away the tattoos, bllet slippers, and make the hair blonde...VOILA! me before rehab! LOL! Gees, I was a skinny used up bitch!
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
Wino better watch out or those Big Foot hunters are going to shoot down her hive and put it in a cooler.
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