We're Never Going To Hear The End Of It
The patron saint of self-promotion, Donald Trump, has saved the fucking day. Trump will buy Ed McMahon's pepaw kingdom, saving it from foreclosure. Trump will then lease it back to the pepaw, so that Ed and his wifey can continue to live there. Trump better clean off his trophy shelf, there's a Nobel Peace Prize coming his way.
Trump told The Los Angeles Times, ""When I was at the Wharton School of Business. I'd watch him every night. How could this happen? I don't know the man, but I grew up watching him on TV."
Pepaw Ed's house was listed at $4.6 million this past weekend. He's $640,000 behind on a $4.8 million loan. It's not known how much Saint Trump paid for the house.
Do you think Ed knows about Trump's plans to rename his house "Rosie O'Donnell is a Fat Slob Manor"?
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This move by Trump is about as altruistic as a Rock of Crack skank. I smell something reeking of famewhoredom and more money than any of us will see in our lifetimes.
Oh, and g'morning Fat Martha, Sensi, Deb, C the H, and the rest of you gorgeous D-listers...!
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must be a new season of the apprentice coming up soon...this is the only way this shameless self promotor can get publicity...
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You know that they're lovers, right? Forget David Geffen, Barry Diller, and Jeffrey Katzenberg. This is the real gay mafia!
Fuck you, Donald Trump, and your shameless name-dropping of Wharton. Funny how you went to the top business school in the country on Daddy's dime, were given massive amounts of NYC real estate from daddy's estate, and yet still managed to go bankrupt twice in the 90's. You are a dumb asshole, and one day you will lose everything, and there I'll be, pissing all over you and laughing the entire time.
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Submitted by FatMartha on August 15, 2008 - 9:42am.
Thank Gawd I kept the rubber sheets on!
There are very few celebrities that I despise more than Donald Trump.
And that fake tan... dude, you forgot to smear the cheeto diarrhea around your eyes. It looks ridic!
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Donald Trump is a wart on the backside of humanity. A wart with really bad hair.
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Submitted by mike on August 15, 2008 - 9:41am
This guy would schedule a press conference over the color of his poo if it meant publicity for The Apprentice. He is the male counterpart of PP.
He didn't do it out of the goodness of his heart, he helped him for publicity. Trump is the most arrogant douche on the face of this earth. And his mouth looks like an oversized spaghetti-o.
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 15, 2008 - 10:11am.
And have him shit your bed? No thanx.
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Don't be silly, I never said it would be MY bed. I was of course assuming I'd use yours.
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The fact that he felt the need to publicize it negates anything positive in his charity.
Melanoma, or whatever the fuck her name is, should know better than to let the Trumpster out of the house wearing orange and pink together.
...and Ed....get a job, dude.
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fucking old bastards cant budget shit!
he let that little po-dunk piece of average ass run his credit to the ground cause he had on some BOOTIE GOGGLES!
idiot!
File this under GO FUCK YO SELF PEEPAW!
and had he been doing just htta he would still have his cash and not a 1/2 spent beyatch who seriously fancies shit from the Joan rivers collection on QVC!
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Submitted by FatMartha on August 15, 2008 - 9:40am.
And have him shit your bed? No thanx.
Trump is a skank, but sometimes he is a skank with a heart.
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I just want to hug pepaw Ed and tell him it's going to be alright. I will tuck him into bed, warm him up some Metamucil in the microwave, and then read him a story!
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Hi5.
The Trump saved the day.
And he may also have won $10 million dollars!!!
Or did he buy Publisher's Clearing House too?
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Fucking cyclone of rancid dickcheese, that Trump.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
This sounds charitable enough, but I have a feeling we will see Ed shilling some Trump crap on TV soon. Oh well, at least he won't be living on the streets.
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Ugh. Does Trump have his own line of fake tan?
He's Swedish. Dude needs to embrace the pale.
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Thank GOD, I was totally losing sleep about that Pepaw perhaps losing his fucking mansion! God forbid he have to buy a sensible house and take responsibility for the obviously shady reasons that he's fucking broke at this age. I don't think there's anyone on EARTH who needs charity more than Ed McMahon, let alone orphans or shit like that. We gotta keep the pepaw in gold lined diapers!
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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 15, 2008 - 6:32am.
Yup. I think at least one hall is named Trump-something. He might be considered too tacky for Penn.
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He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
Submitted by Sheeps on August 15, 2008 - 9:31am.
I am surprised that it has not been renamed after him at his insistence.
I didn't think it was possible to hate Trump more than I already did..... pathetic.
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Trump did go to Wharton and continues to donate millions to the school. At least one of his daughters is a Penn grad, too.
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So he couldn't just pay that amt he's past due on? That would be like charity or something wouldn't it? Poor Ed on Celebrity Family Fued w/ that Neck Brace on was sad.
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aha! fucker! just give him the house you heartless bastard!
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