We're Never Going To Hear The End Of It
The patron saint of self-promotion, Donald Trump, has saved the fucking day. Trump will buy Ed McMahon's pepaw kingdom, saving it from foreclosure. Trump will then lease it back to the pepaw, so that Ed and his wifey can continue to live there. Trump better clean off his trophy shelf, there's a Nobel Peace Prize coming his way.
Trump told The Los Angeles Times, ""When I was at the Wharton School of Business. I'd watch him every night. How could this happen? I don't know the man, but I grew up watching him on TV."
Pepaw Ed's house was listed at $4.6 million this past weekend. He's $640,000 behind on a $4.8 million loan. It's not known how much Saint Trump paid for the house.
Do you think Ed knows about Trump's plans to rename his house "Rosie O'Donnell is a Fat Slob Manor"?
Submitted by MrPossumsMama on August 15, 2008 - 10:07pm.
The Donald is such a philanthropist.
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Exactly. Not to mention the fact that he has really great hair. :-)
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The Donald is such a philanthropist.
awwww, that's nice of him...not being sarcastic
What a bunch of shit to get his name in the paper. Why doesn't the asshole pay off the loans of a bunch of nobody families that are struggling? Why the fuck should Ed get to live in a 5 million dollar house anyway? Can't the man downsize a little and live within his means?
We believe that Ed and Donald are 'soul mates' due to the sad fact that they both probably suffer from the dreaded conditia known as "tinymeat". Why do we say this? Because both men have to pay ENORMOUS sums of money for fish. They both continually end up with hu$tlers who 'take them to the cleaner$' over and over again. Only a man with tinymeat has to pay so dearly for fish!
Woody Allen, on the other hand - who is older than dirt and uglier than sin - gets all the fish he wants for free! Why is this? Because he is horse-hung(or so it is said).
Donald will never see a penny, Ed will kick the bucket, gold digging ex-wife will get the boot, and Baron Trump will have the fanciest kid's clubhouse in Beverly Hills.
Thank you Mr. Mercury -- I couldn't have said it better myself. The both of them are pathetic fools, along with Ed's gold digging wife.
WTF did Ed McMahon spend his money on? I can't really picture him doing blow off a hookers ass in Vegas...I guess Metamucil can be expensive but damn.
Sweet Jesus on a crutch! This Trumpery really pisses me off. Only the King of Shameless Self-Promotion would ride to the rescue of the King of the Pitchmen. Ed McMahon mismanaged the MILLIONS of dollars he's made over the years, snagged a trophy wife and bought a McMansion he couldn't afford and we were all supposed to feel sorry for him...evidently Donald Trump decided to ride this sorry pony for all it was worth by bailing him out? They should both eat shit and die, Ed because he's an annoying fool and "Comb-over" because he's America's biggest asshole. I hate them both.
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Even if he found a cure for AIDS and cancer, I would STILL despise Donald Trump.
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The rich watching out for the rich, how Mother Theresa of Trump.
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Submitted by Leatherette on August 15, 2008 - 9:01am.
can't wait for McMahon to fall back on his lease payments, then I wanna hear Trump talk out his toupee again
That's true. But Trump gets a PR bump for trying to help, owns the place, and gets all the tax advantages of being a landlord. It'll suck if he has to evict Ed.
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Ah, good point, but I can still anticipated Trump talking about how "forgiving" he is as he lets the Fox/View/insertanysoaphere-watching world know what a saint he is for not evicting the old fart.
Submitted by Leatherette on August 15, 2008 - 9:01am.
can't wait for McMahon to fall back on his lease payments, then I wanna hear Trump talk out his toupee again
That's true. But Trump gets a PR bump for trying to help, owns the place, and gets all the tax advantages of being a landlord. It'll suck if he has to evict Ed.
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can't wait for McMahon to fall back on his lease payments, then I wanna hear Trump talk out his toupee again
Challenge: Does anyone out there really think that a man who has consumed millions and millions and is now broke, deserves to live in a 4.6 million dollar mansion?
I want to hear someone that feels sorry for him defend him.
Trump's got shark-toucher eyes...
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I'm so anti-Ed. The man has wrote books, had shows, lifetime acheivements that most of us would kill for and probably made 10000 times what any of us ever will. And he's broke.
Pathetic Ed!!!!
Donald thought he was helping Vince McMahon.
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He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
Donald Trump Didn't Buy Ed McMahon's House to Help Him Out!
Don't kid yourself, people. Donald Trump does not do shit unless there's a lot for him in it. He's not saving Ed McMahon's ass, he's investing in something that has value and will bring profit for him. Trump is a sneaky bastard and has great sense of seeing value where other people can't see it.
Ed owes some lawyer $275,000 for handling his daughters' divorce. Who runs up a lawyer bill like that for a divorce. Mine was like $1,500.
So everyone's chipping in to help Ed's daughter get divorced. Come on already!
The man must have made millions (literally) of bad investments, bad decisions to go through that much money.
Besides, he's freakin' Ed McMahon. You can't tell me he couldn't get a job. Even like a regular person if you had to. Have some respect.
Work at the freakin' Wal-Mart as a greeter if you have to, but at least have a little respect. He could get a job that's cake and still have a good life, though he would have to foreclose that mansion.
Ed, have a little class. Why do you need a handout? Give your cash to your kids and file for bankruptcy then let them ration it back to you. Why would you want everyone to publicly help you out when you are a grown man, with a lot of liquid cash.
I would rather live in a condo in retirement in Florida like a regular person than live in a mansion while everyone felt sorry for me. You are 85 dude. Give it up!
The Don has done Ed a favor, but one day The Don will call Ed for a favor in kind.
"Look what they did to James Caan!"
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Trump's got Dirty Sanchez face.
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god i loath that smegma trump. and why does pepaw ed still have that cervical collar on?? i bet its beginning to smell like trump's hair by now. yukkkk
To be fair to Trump (I know, I know) it was going to come out anyway. People were worried about Ed and following the situation, and the buying of the place is public record and it would have come out.
Leasing the place back to Ed, by the way, means that he has more rights than if Trump just "let him stay there". So there's probably some nominal monthly lease cost to make sure the business end of it is done right to maintain the tenant's rights Ed deserves.
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I agree, this would have been nicer had it been done quietly....but of course Trump wants the press..
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These two give me the give me the creeps. Were they separated at birth or is that MK's magic of finding look-alike photos again? Damn. Pepaw fug times a kazillion.
You know what, I can't fucking stand Donald Trump but this really was a nice thing for him to do. I bet he also doesn't ask for lease money and was just saying that to help Ed save face.
But I agree about the showboating, it would have been better to do it without sending out a press release. And yeah, there's no way Trump isn't going to make money off this deal in the long run, but I can't blame him for that. I think he just figured out a way to buy an undervalued property and let someone live there and take care of it while it appreciates. Ed wins, Trump wins.
Yeah, but Trump always has to showboat about his good deeeds, which are tarnished and tainted because he is broadcasting said deed.
Just send the check bitch and shut up!
Surely he has heard that from one of his ex-wives before?!
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I'm not a big Trump fan, don't watch his shows but he moves in whenever he can and does a good thing from time to time.
After observing the incompetence of Bush's FEMA during Katrina, he bought a ton of bottle water, chartered a jet and flew it in. He also threw some criticism Bush's way, something that no one else had said on TV to that point. I couldn't continue hating the guy after that.
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What Red and Mawy said. Hasn't Ed been married a bunch of times? His wives probably spent him into oblivion. But it's ultimately his fault.
And I would totally watch "Star Search" re-runs.
@Day Shift Stripper,
Would not be at all surpised to hear about the "eviction" in a year or so either! I have not heard that he has bought property in LA despite filming there.
((whispering, I find it funny when I see that quote in your siggie...I was laughing my ass off when I typed it out))
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Submitted by Why.So.Serious. on August 15, 2008 - 10:10am.
Good, now Ed can eat his butterscotch and watch TV Land in peace!
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lol...amen!
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Why should Trump bail him out? Ed has a career spanning several decades, yet somehow he's too broke to pay his mortgage? Then he needs to downgrade and live within his means. Take responsibility for his bad decisions like the rest of us have to, and not expect a free pass just because he's a familiar face.
There are thousands of families at risk of losing their homes due to the sub prime loans, is Trump going to help them out too? Didn't think so.
Good, now Ed can eat his butterscotch and watch TV Land in peace!
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 15, 2008 - 9:55am.
You're probably right. Ugh.
I can't stand the guy. Sure, he's smart, but he invests in the slimiest ways possible. He bought some of the "ghetto" here in West Palm and turned it into private golf courses, skyscrapers and overpriced condos. You can pay a million dollars for a Trump condo, but go two blocks up the street and get mugged. Congratulations.
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Well, maybe, just maybe they could start playing re-runs of Star Search, that show was awesome! it would make money for poor Edmond.. hahah, Edward. I said Edmond cause of Heartbreak Kid, his wife was like I'm Mrs Edmond Cantro, and he's like EdWARD.. She's like "I didn't know that, Anymore dark dirty secrets Mr Cantro?" lol.. Anyways. Star Search re-runs, The Original!!!
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That would be funny if Trump did put a big metal fence up w/ what MK said "Rosie's a Fat Slob Manor" in fancy writing.. And have ivy growing all around it.. Bwahahahaha
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Ed is totally his b*tch now! Will he make him the new old guy on The Apprentice?
Submitted by Sensimina on August 15, 2008 - 9:35am.
Just what i was thinking! God forbid he *gasp* have to live like a middle class person because of his poor decisions. Douchebags.
P.S. Trump- if you really wanted to be "Charitable" with him, you coulda just bought him the house.
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Pul-eeeze! He paid minimum for that house! And he is leasing it to them? As soon as Pepaw McMahan passes the widow goes to the curb. Trump does nothing without making a few million off of a deal.
That ain't no halo. It is a combover.
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.
I can see this dumb asshole still doing that stupid combover even when he's got like 3 strings of hair left.
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Submitted by bernstar69 on August 15, 2008 - 9:49am
You have the yeah yeah yeahs down there on your siggie and now i cant stop singing a combo of Grove is in the heart and that line on "way Out"
where she is singing, "the face aint making what the mouth needs"
and THAT makes me think of ed!
His face wouldnt making what his bitchs mouth (closet) needed and trump had to bail his ass out!
old sucker
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Submitted by bernstar69 on August 15, 2008 - 10:19am.
G'morning, Bernie dear! *blows kisses*
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Little does Ed know that Donald is gonna use the mansion for the next Apprentice and move 12 strangers in there to live with him and the mrs.
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Trump is going to let McMahon LEASE the house?? No option to buy? So basically, Ed is renting the house that used to be his? Nice. Look Ed, if you make a dime off this sale, get outta dodge. Do what all geezers do and get a condo in Florida. Stop playing the Hollywood game, you're losing...and you're a million years old. Move on!
Submitted by joe shmoe on August 15, 2008 - 8:43am.
Donald Trump is a wart on the backside of humanity. A wart with really bad hair.
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