Friday, August 15th 2008

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Nastia Liukin - This hot slut won the Olympic gold medal in the women's all-around gymnastics final last night. I've been eyeing this ho from this beginning! Mainly because her name is Nastia and I like calling her Nasty-a. I wish my name was Nasty-a. I also love her because she hardly smiled through the whole thing. If looks could fucking kill. And I'm glad she beat that 12-year-old ho from China! There's no way that bitch is 16!


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<3 her... i think she looks pissy most of the time, because she's trying to maintain composure...i would before my scenes in plays and musicals...people thought i looked upset..and i was just trying to tune everything out so i didn't choke. even if she is a bitch...she's an awfully talented one :)

I kept wondering why nobody told her to wipe the chalk mark off her cooter.

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I was surprised that little 12 year old (no way she's 16) troll/chipmunk Shawn Johnson didn't win.

I think Nastia f-cked up more than once in the team finals. Remember when she fell from the bars? I don't think Shawn messed up once.

Oh well at least we beat China. They're still kicking our ass in the most gold.

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Mary Lou Retton looked pissed that her little clone (Shawn) didn't win. Oh well, Nastia will look hotter on the Wheaties box.

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I think the coverage sucks... at least the network night time... its all over the place. and enough with the volleyball

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Nasty ahhhhh has vagina dentata fo sho...

she is scary tight

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With a name like Nastia and her enhanced flexibility, if she doesn't get enough endorsement money, she has a built-in career in porn.

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I knew it, I knew Nastasia Liukin was gonna win all-around gymnastics :)

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hey shoo shoo we had all the equestrian events here in Canada? Not where you are??

I totally agree... some one has to do something about the toddlers the Chinese are trying to pass off as 16 yr olds. These are people who told the child with talent (the singer) she was basically too ugly to represent. They are liars plain and simple. Anyone who cheats should be ashamed of themselves. They should not have gotten the Olympics anyway with their Human Rights record. I'm pissed... Not an Chinese citizens at all,but their gov and the IOC

She's definitely the best looking and most feminine looking gymnast. Unfortunate choice of pic though. lol

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 15, 2008 - 10:06am.
I have not been watching, not for the last decade. Really PO'd that they can't be bothered with televising the equestrian events. Maybe they would if they could put the riders in matching speedos/boots and have the jumping events on a beach, to sex it up some...

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Shawn Johnson's got some awesome thighs on her.

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FatMartha, I agree with you. That forehead of hers was KILING me. You could land airplanes on that thing were it not for the giant shelf already sitting on it. Sorry, but I didn't like that constant sour look on her face and I thought the Chinese girls were good and much more attractive.

And yes, my DH and I were calling her Nasty-a all night.

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*LOVE* her, and I love little Shawn Johnson, too. I loved her, "don't eff with me" look, throughout the night (the judges were effing with her, too, on the unevens and the vault). My dopey husband was the gymnastic expert last night, it was so funny watching it with him.

And yes, her daddy's a hot piece, too...maybe a future hot slut?!

She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?

Submitted by Morrissey on August 15, 2008 - 8:28am.
That being said, I'd hit it in 2 years, even tho I don't usually swing that way. ;) Her body is incredible - lanky arms and legs, true grace with movement.
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No need to wait 2 years! Nasty-a is 18 and will turn 19 in October. Perv away!

Congrats to this hot slut! She was rock solid and beautiful to watch. Shawn Johnson also did herself proud! Great 1-2 sweep for the American ladies.

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Yes, they only did the split-screens during warmups and replays of the routine, never the live. I enjoyed Bela, he is just as crazy off the floor as on.

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In their defense dream, they only did that when she was warming up. Never during the rountines that counted.

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go Nast, show em how its done girl!

12 year olds,,,does not surprise me

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I don't like how on NBC they keep splitting the TV screen -- half for Nastia (tehhe) and half for Bela Keroli and Bob Costas. Watching any sport is difficult enough while listening to Costas' patronizing commentary in the background, but NBC makes viewers look at him while he does it, too.

Nastia looks like a total bitch who would def tell you off if you tried to come up and talk to her -- which is EXACTLY why she is so awesome.

The Chinese girl is really cute -- but cute in an "awww" way and not in a "aww dayumm" way.

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Submitted by Stoney on August 15, 2008 - 10:58am.

My very mature boyfriend also calls her Nasty-a!
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LMAO MK, that's what me and my bf call her too and I love saying NASTY~A!****************************1/20/09
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YAAAY! Totally worth staying up till like 1 am to watch that shit. I was afraid with all the weird scoring that China was gonna win again, but I am so thrilled that the Americans pulled through. This was exactly how I wished it would be: Nastia in 1st place and Shawn in 2nd. Nastia was gorgeous, Shawn was adorable, and their performances kicked ass and now I am so damn hyphy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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My very mature boyfriend also calls her Nasty-a!

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Since I totally know my shit I've been calling this from the beginning. I was holding my damn eyelids open last night standing up in front of the TV watching that midnight medal cermony. Loves it!!

*orgasms*

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Sorry, I'm retarded (and apparently way too obsessed with this thread). The underage remarks were about the Chinese girls. Yah, no way some of those bitches are 16, but I feel bad for them. They're still incredible gymnasts (and little girls, when it comes down to it). It's not their fault China kinda sucks in some respects like these.

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Oh, and people keep making pedo jokes and underage remarks, but she's 18 and in college, so she's fair game guys!

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Nastia totally deserved this, I'm so happy she won! I was afraid at the beginning of the all-around when they kept underscoring the USA and overscoring China...what the fuck was that? I was a competitive gymnast for years and those scores were quite fishy. But it didn't matter in the end, because USA got gold and silver!

How I loved Nastia for wearing that garish, hot pink leotard. Only in America, folks. lol

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there are quite a handful of former soviet champion spawn on the US olympic team. the eastern european look is so easy to identify.

anyway, while i share my affinity for nasty-a, i love shawn. she's thicker than a snicker. like a rock.

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Yeah, the Olympics is pissing me off more and more each day. In the team competition, I said, "I don't care if every Chinese gymnast falls on her ass, they're not going to lose. China is not going to settle for second place IN China." Not saying they fucked with the scores (well, yeah, I guess I kinda am) but you could have knocked me over with a feather if they didn't find some 'hanging-chad' type way to win.

And the underage thing pisses me off, too -- I don't think there should be a minimum age, because these girls peak before puberty and are much more likely to be hurt at 16+, but as long as there is a minimum age and China is choosing to flout it, they are BREAKING THE RULES, just as much as if they were all shooting up HGH or something.

Why do they get to completely ignore the rules and get away with it? That's what I want to know. I can disagree with their human rights policy and their methods of ridding the streets of 'undesirables' (dogs, cats, the homeless) but that isn't really relevant to the Games; this, however, is. And it pisses me off!

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Whew....I first saw that photo and thought someone had taken some photos of me out on my date last night.

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DebFrmHell,
CBC, a Canadian network - shows the equestrian events - in HD even

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congrats Nastia! I've always liked her a little more than Shawn Johnson. They're both really good, but Nastia makes it look so natural while the rest of those bitches are trying sooo hard to not make a mistake.

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Way to go!! Iam glad she won it rather than the cheaters!
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I have not been watching, not for the last decade. Really PO'd that they can't be bothered with televising the equestrian events. Maybe they would if they could put the riders in matching speedos/boots and have the jumping events on a beach, to sex it up some...

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Gonnaburn... on August 15, 2008 - 10:02am

SHE DESERVES ALL THE GOLD MEDALS!!!!
SHE'S THE OLYMPIC HUMANITARIAN ARTIST OF THE MILLENNIUM!
Ok, that hurt my hair and eyelashes.

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YesterdaysTrashQueen on August 15, 2008 - 10:00am

OMG, SMOOCHES early bird!!!!
I haven't been watching, I been watching the Coop and his coverage of the whole underage ordeal.

He's so fetch.

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 15, 2008 - 9:51am.
WWWHHHHATTT!!! LEAVE ANGIE ALOOOOONNE!! She has singlehandedly done more for this world than oxygen!

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Hi Bradi XOXO

It was righteous in the looks department.
I felt like I was watching Mean Girls.
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FatMartha on August 15, 2008 - 9:54am

I'm not even watching the Olympics, I prefer the Winter Games for some reason, I think it's fashion.

No grief from me hobag.

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She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?

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MK would select the picture where her poon greets us as we scroll up and down this site.

Ingenius!

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 15, 2008 - 10:21am.
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Yes she is. I've heard a lot of people say she's pretty snooty too. Perfect for representing the good o' US of A.

Hopefully people won't blow up at me for saying that like they did when I said I don't like Michael Phelps. -__-
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Homegirl has a forehead that goes on FOREVERRRR. Seriously, she's like TyTy baby times a thousand. Her hair starts growing out of the TOP of her head!!
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So she's team USA, right?
I am not watching the Olympics but if she is SUCK IT CHINA, karma will bitch slap you like a Loon hearing Skeletina is a lie teller.

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I was watching this last night and it made me feel very fat. Those girls are BUILT.

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so what will happen if it is discovered tat the chinese girl isnt 16 after all?

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Submitted by aquarius on August 15, 2008 - 9:39am.
Hahaha Okie... I gotta tell ya, your avie cheers me up every day at work. That little guy just looks so happy!

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