Thursday, August 14th 2008

Of Course

Daisy De La Hoya, the muppet stripper from Rock of Love 3, has already effed her way through Bret Michaels, Dave Navarro and probably C.C. DeVille. It should be no surprise that she's reportedly bumping genital warts with Tommy Lee. She'll fuck any foolio in a band and he'll fuck anyone with a pulse, so this works out just swell.

Daisy's spokesbitch told E! that they are "just friends." Daisy needs to stop lowering her voice and pretending to be her own publicist. We know that raggedy tampon doesn't have a spokeswhore! And we know what "just friends" means to her. That just means she hasn't let him do it in her no-no hole yet.

Daisy also flashes her skanks bags in Tommy Lee's Titty Cam video which plays before every Mötley Crüe's show. Aww....they work together. It must be true love. Honestly, these two poster skanks for the CDC make sense to me.

And I think you caught the clap from reading this post. You better head down to the free clinic and get that shit checked out.

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 14, 2008 - 7:06pm.
Aw, Hoodrat Love!
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I 'member muskrat loooove

they get together, when hoodrats can, it's hoodrat loooove.

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EvilShoe's picture

And I think you caught the clap from reading this post. You better head down to the free clinic and get that shit checked out.

I'm right on that MK!

Side note for other whores here:

I heard this radio commercial from Publix (grocery store) that said they are giving out 14 day supplies of antibiotics for FREE when you bring in a script. Catch the clap & get the cure for free!

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Gonnaburn...'s picture

She looks like Lisa Kudrow in that picture. Smelly tat, Smelly tat, Who all's been feeding you (cock)?

FatMartha's picture

Hello again, beloved sluts!!

Did anyone else notice that they're doing the same pose? SHOW US YOUR CHICHIS, TOMMY LEE!!!

Like I said before, I think he's hot in an STD-infested, douchebag, meth-head way.
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Submitted by lizardo911 on August 14, 2008 - 7:01pm
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I noticed your avie, and if that is your cat it looks just like mine! A Mackeral Tabby! A swirl of dark brown, dark orange. Kind of like a pine cone or peanut butter cup. Precious.

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Tommy is a nasty looking skank. If he were just an adverage Joe walking down the street, no one would even give him a second look. That's the way all of those tired and worn out rock stars are. Except Jimmy Page. It would hit that in a second, and I think my husband would actually approve of that.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 14, 2008 - 4:06pm.
Aw, Hoodrat Love!
Hoodrat Suzie
Hoodrat Sam...
'amember Muskrat Love by Captain and Tenille? Yeah, me neither...*bowing tiger head in shame*...

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They probably sing "How Deep Is Your Love" to each other.

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Submitted by M.E. on August 14, 2008 - 5:41pm.
I wonder if when Pammy walks her labia smack back and forth making a loud clapping noise?
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Clap on! Clap off! Clap, on, clap off to Pammy's snatcher!

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paris herpes's picture

Bitch has a HUGE nose!

Your face!

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Aw, Hoodrat Love!
Hoodrat Suzie
Hoodrat Sam...
'amember Muskrat Love by Captain and Tenille? Yeah, me neither...*bowing tiger head in shame*...

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I am so excited about the goodies to be listed under the "Free Clinic Shit" tag! These two need to quarantined by the CDC, stat.
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ew

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Trash begets trash.

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She looks like she's grasping a doody bar and pulling it from her ass.

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NovaNightly's picture

I like tattoos and all...having about 8 myself...but seriously their's are over the top hideous!!! They are obviously super bored with their lives...nothing better to do than to exchange STD's and ink up ALL of their visible skin and more.

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lizardo911's picture

They will last long enough for him to shoot his cum up her nose! LOL!

These people are just way too skanky for me.

Puggles's picture

These two together make so much sense.
Bet they won't last 2 seconds though.

Next!

SeH's picture

I hope Duck-face gags on his dick cheese.

Oh wait, that's probably why she likes him.

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JuneStar's picture

she's so little that when they do it i bet his thingie comes out of her ear or somethin'

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Luckily I am a nearly living legend and excempt from catching a STD internettly.

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

Dot - I know! That's why it is hilarous that these two combined are so foul they got MK's sick synapses firing enough to think that one up

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I'm waiting for resident spam-troll to tell that he or she is cute.

IMO they deserve each other.

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Submitted by M.E. on August 14, 2008 - 3:41pm.

I wonder if when Pammy walks her labia smack back and forth making a loud clapping noise?
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I always kinda thought she tripped over them when she walked up steps, like untied shoe laces

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I wonder if when Pammy walks her labia smack back and forth making a loud clapping noise?

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that's right, hold on to those boobs bitch, they might not be bolted on tight!
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on August 14, 2008 - 6:33pm.

I am tickled fucking pink that MK created an entirely new tag for these hobags

LMAO! So true. "Free clinic shit" bwahahahahahah!

Good grief. Yaknow what, Viva? There are a LOT of celebs that can be listed under that tag! :)))

'Balls deep'? That term is so repugnant to me... right next to 'hittin them guts'.

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Capitanne's picture

Are you feeling better? You are in rare form!

M.E.'s picture

I thought Tommy Donkey Kong and Pammy were bumping uglies again?

Fuck, those two fuck anythign and everything that moves, crawls or creeps their way!

Disgusting.

Granny Clampett's picture

Just the clap? No this post will give you the clap, crabs, anal warts and a yeast infection. YUCK

ImpertinentVixen's picture

They are both repulsive. Exorbitant tats are so tacky.

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I am tickled fucking pink that MK created an entirely new tag for these hobags

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Hekki's picture

MK said "foolio"! AH HA HA HA.

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"he'll fuck anyone with a pulse"

Mmmm... I'm not so sure a pulse is required, MK!
This dude will fuck anyone, PERIOD!

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She scares the fuck out of me. I don't mean in a physical sense since I could probably beat the shit out of that bitch but I'm talking STD's scared. ICK. And Tommy? DOUBLE ICK. PUKE.

Michael K., are you feeling better or trying to make yourself sicker?

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Haahaaaa he has an aum below his belly button.

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