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Daisy De La Hoya, the muppet stripper from Rock of Love 3, has already effed her way through Bret Michaels, Dave Navarro and probably C.C. DeVille. It should be no surprise that she's reportedly bumping genital warts with Tommy Lee. She'll fuck any foolio in a band and he'll fuck anyone with a pulse, so this works out just swell.

Daisy's spokesbitch told E! that they are "just friends." Daisy needs to stop lowering her voice and pretending to be her own publicist. We know that raggedy tampon doesn't have a spokeswhore! And we know what "just friends" means to her. That just means she hasn't let him do it in her no-no hole yet.

Daisy also flashes her skanks bags in Tommy Lee's Titty Cam video which plays before every Mötley Crüe's show. Aww....they work together. It must be true love. Honestly, these two poster skanks for the CDC make sense to me.

And I think you caught the clap from reading this post. You better head down to the free clinic and get that shit checked out.

Posted by: Michael K

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Free Clinic Shit • Hookers

Submitted by Mr. President on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 11:08pm.

Submitted by angel_i on August 14, 2008 - 11:04pm.

@Mr. Pres:

They gots the internetz at truck stops?
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They do, but their internet porn filters are a little different than most. Their software filters out everything EXCEPT porn.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

Submitted by Mr. President on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 11:06pm.

Submitted by angel_i on August 14, 2008 - 11:03pm.

O, I dunno. I think you could class it up with a big cock tattooed upright between her boobies shooting them out!
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Don't give her any ideas. The only reason she doesn't have one yet is that she is not as imaginative as you are. We'll know she's a Dlisted reader if she shows up in the next few weeks sporting one of those.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 11:05pm.

Submitted by angel_i on August 14, 2008 - 11:03pm.

great, just great!.. you have now ruined Tommy's birthday present for her!

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"Day after day, alone on a hill.
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still."

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 11:04pm.

@Mr. Pres:

They gots the internetz at truck stops?

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.

Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 11:03pm.

super glad all these dirty skanks are keeping their scortching stds contained within the 80's hairbanders commuinity...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 11:03pm.

O, I dunno. I think you could class it up with a big cock tattooed upright between her boobies shooting them out!
Because *I* know class! ;)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.

Submitted by Mr. President on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 11:00pm.

Nothing screams class like stars tattooed on your throat.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 10:57pm.

Submitted by Mr. President on August 14, 2008 - 10:50pm.

i would go with the penny idea but i need a little more weight in my shot... it's hard to drive by schoolyards pegging school children with coins unless you know it's leaving a mark(yeah, i know.. wrong on every level.. but i'm in a mood)

OT: both of 'em look like they get shared more than their needles

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"Day after day, alone on a hill.
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still."

Submitted by paulapoo on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 10:54pm.

Those dudes in the American Apparel ad on the right side of this site look like the pregnant dude. Are the "latest styles for men" going to be maternity clothes?

Submitted by Mr. President on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 10:53pm.

I'd call the girl a truck stop hooker, but I don't want to offend any truck stop hookers who may reading this.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 10:52pm.

Her ultimate goal is to marry the bass player from Danger Danger.

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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!

Submitted by Mr. President on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 10:50pm.

Tommy and Pam Anderson taught their kids the ABCs a little differently than other parents. Hep A, Hep B, Hep C...

ESE, I always ask for pennies when I cash in my beer bottles. Makes me feel richer.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 10:47pm.

Submitted by Mr. President on August 14, 2008 - 10:44pm.

hey, Mr. P... you should've seen how pissed they were when i asked for my refund in all nickles!

OT: walking, talking, annoying disease

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"Day after day, alone on a hill.
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still."

Submitted by Mr. President on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 10:44pm.

Dave Navarro has to count his previous sexual encounters using scientific notation.

How ya doin' ESE? Glad to see you finished recycling your vodka bottles. From that pic in the Caption This contest it must have taken the recycle depot a while to count them.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 10:40pm.

i am shocked! who would have thought?... to get a gander at these two, they just scream "selective"

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"Day after day, alone on a hill.
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still."

Submitted by . on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 10:36pm.

Who in their right mind would eff with either of these two? Daffy Daisy and Tommy Le Miserable are two walking petri dishes. Hepatitis Herpes oyster bar anyone? Anyone?

I didn't think so.

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Submitted by Manbearpig on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 10:23pm.

Daisy is so fucking ugly. Tommy Lee has usually at least had girls who had pretty faces...Prince's ex-wife Mayte, Heather Locklear, Pam Anderson...but Daisy was truly the ugliest twat on Cock Of Love 2!! Anyone can buy pounds of fake "hair" and tits and inject all the fucking silicone in the country into your mouth and get a nose job, but all that STILL didn't help her homely ass.

Submitted by Aunt Bea on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 10:13pm.

Tommy Lee? Dave Navarro? Can she get any lower?

Submitted by Leatherette on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 9:51pm.

*** picking crab outta my eye ...

Submitted by bernstar69 on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 9:49pm.

*runs away screaming and crying, crouches into a corner in the fetal position*

Seriously, that photo of Daisy Duck just scared the living crap out of my dog. He's hiding under my bed howling. I shit you not.

G'night D-listers...hasta manana!

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Submitted by luckycharms on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 9:15pm.

@Evilshoe.... Oh I know the area very well. It was my stomping ground for about 20 years. Belcher crosses over Ulmerton, and 66TH is to the East, and Starkey is to the West. Now please dismis me as I go rub sum of this finest white beach sand in my ass crack.....

Submitted by xplnyrslf on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 9:13pm.

Good advice I gave to my kids years ago: Don't do anything to your body, that's going to interfere with high paying, white collar, employment. Period. Unless it can be covered up with a shirt.
It's great, to be an artist, who can do anything to your body.
It's not that way in other fields, where appearances, can be a determining factor, on getting hired.

Submitted by evelinak on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 9:07pm.

She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

Submitted by misslainey on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 9:01pm.

Is she a tranny? She totally skantified. Ick.

Submitted by luckycharms on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 8:54pm.

Submitted by EvilShoe on August 14, 2008 - 8:10pm.
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Hey man, I have lived here all my life (39 years) If I see one more Scientologist floating around I don't what I will do. I am going to get my ass down to Indian Rocks, of course with a half full bottle of vodka in my hands. Where are you? You have to join us for a lazy lunch at Crabby Bill's and then a long lazy walk on our gorgeous beach.........

Submitted by Albatross on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 8:46pm.

Good God, I need to take another shower after looking at those two pics. Gag!

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Gimme some sugar!

Submitted by aquarius on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 8:36pm.

Yeah, now she just looks like Andy Dick with a boob job.

Submitted by Jem on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 8:35pm.

Daisy has fixed herself up a bit since Rock of Love, though. She used to look like her face and hair were falling off.

Submitted by aquarius on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 8:28pm.

WHY would you want to fuck someone who you KNEW had Hep C Pam Anderson cunt gravy all over his dick? How fucking stupid is she? She must already have it. Quarantine them all and send them far away.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 8:25pm.

...she hasn't let him do it in her no-no hole yet.

Her no-no hole IS the yes-yes hole.

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Submitted by Mr. President on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 8:21pm.

If you look up the word SKEEZER in the dictionary, you'll see that pic. Anyone who has banged Tommy Lee AND Dave Navarro has contracted pretty much every sexually transmitted disease on Earth.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

Submitted by Mickey Anonymouse on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 8:17pm.

Axl Rose is next.

Submitted by Snarkley on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 8:15pm.

With this thread and those two nasty pukes in that ad to the right, I feel like I need a shower right now. Thank God I can wash my nastiness off of me.

Submitted by aquarius on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 8:13pm.

I will reiterate what I said in the JA thread about wanting to know how many people in Hollywood have uncurable sexually transmitted diseases. The CDC needs to release names, dammit!

Submitted by Mr. President on August 14, 2008 - 8:11pm.

ETA -- you beat me to it!

Submitted by sherrz like whoa on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 8:13pm.

Submitted by luckycharms on August 14, 2008 - 6:12pm.
Tommy is a nasty looking skank. If he were just an adverage Joe walking down the street, no one would even give him a second look. That's the way all of those tired and worn out rock stars are. Except Jimmy Page. It would hit that in a second, and I think my husband would actually approve of that.
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I think I'd do Tommy.... I love Greekies. He'd just have to get a body condom and I'd have to go to my doc to make sure I'm all caught up on my shots first.

Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 8:12pm.

ufff.
I can smell the SARS Hep C & HIv becoming airborne off these 2 bumping uglies.

Conde NAST.

"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton

Submitted by Mr. President on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 8:11pm.

And where is the CDC? If Al Qaeda was planning to unleash a strain of deadly disease on American soil, Homeland Security would be all over that. But these two petri dishes can concoct a super STD and the CDC does nothing.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 8:10pm.

Hey luckycharms! I was there a few days ago. My best friend lives out off of Belcher Road. :)

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Dick happens! - MK

Submitted by lizardo911 on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 8:04pm.

Submitted by luckycharms on August 14, 2008 - 4:17pm.

I noticed your avie, and if that is your cat it looks just like mine! A Mackeral Tabby! A swirl of dark brown, dark orange. Kind of like a pine cone or peanut butter cup. Precious.

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That is my precious Max. :-) I can't live without him! He is so, so cool... He is like a dog trapped in a cat's body!!

Submitted by lindsays blow on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 8:04pm.

There's going to be some kind of new super-STD borne out of this. I can just feel it.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 8:02pm.

Those two need to boil themselves in a hot tub with bleach for about a week to get clean.

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Submitted by luckycharms on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 7:55pm.

Submitted by EvilShoe on August 14, 2008 - 7:24pm
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Evilshoe you hot ass you. When is the last time you have been to Clearwater/Largo?

Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 7:54pm.

Y'know, I DO feel itchy....crap.

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 7:49pm.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 14, 2008 - 4:43pm.
... My brain needs Nix ...

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I feel like a need a Lysol shower with Scrubbing Bubbles every time visit this thread.

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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Salem13 on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 7:44pm.

This post gave me an STD.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 7:43pm.

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 14, 2008 - 6:11pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 14, 2008 - 4:06pm.
Aw, Hoodrat Love!
Hoodrat Suzie
Hoodrat Sam...
'amember Muskrat Love by Captain and Tenille? Yeah, me neither...*bowing tiger head in shame*...

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They probably sing "How Deep Is Your Love" to each other.
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Or "How Deep is Your Throat"...cuz they be all romantical and sexaay at the same time....Ugh. Double gross. My brain needs Nix just thinking of these two skanks.

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 7:39pm.

Submitted by Kizzy on August 14, 2008 - 6:26pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 14, 2008 - 7:06pm.
Aw, Hoodrat Love!
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****tossing impala-printed catnip sockie***

I 'member muskrat loooove

they get together, when hoodrats can, it's hoodrat loooove.
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Aw, it touches my heart, and my genitals...*scrating tiger 'giney*...Hey, why does it burn when I pee? Aw, Fuck! I knew I should have stayed out of this thread! MK, WHY DIDN'T YOU DE-LOUSE AND FUMIGATE THIS THREAD??? Ugh. I'll see you DListers at the free clinic...
after I snuggle with my catnip sockie...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...