Thursday, August 14th 2008

Of Course

Daisy De La Hoya, the muppet stripper from Rock of Love 3, has already effed her way through Bret Michaels, Dave Navarro and probably C.C. DeVille. It should be no surprise that she's reportedly bumping genital warts with Tommy Lee. She'll fuck any foolio in a band and he'll fuck anyone with a pulse, so this works out just swell.

Daisy's spokesbitch told E! that they are "just friends." Daisy needs to stop lowering her voice and pretending to be her own publicist. We know that raggedy tampon doesn't have a spokeswhore! And we know what "just friends" means to her. That just means she hasn't let him do it in her no-no hole yet.

Daisy also flashes her skanks bags in Tommy Lee's Titty Cam video which plays before every Mötley Crüe's show. Aww....they work together. It must be true love. Honestly, these two poster skanks for the CDC make sense to me.

And I think you caught the clap from reading this post. You better head down to the free clinic and get that shit checked out.

Posted by: Michael K


Khensu Hetep's picture

I bet you that Daisy smells like cheese and butt sweat.

Daisy looks like she probably has a premium membership on Vampirefreaks, and that's why I closed my account on that shit hole after a week.

Daisy looks like one of those typical heavy metal video skanks. It all depends on how much makeup you can cake on so your mascara runs in all the right places when (insert trite metal band here) shoots a cheesy music video where they cast you to play that annoying bitch who mopes around crying all the time for some inexplicable reason.

It all depends on how many piercings/tattoos you have, which is probably interchangeable with how many men you've fucked.

It all depends on how thin you are and how small a leather bustier you can stuff yourself into.

And here you have Daisy, the quintessential alternative whore who doesn't think she's a whore because instead of shopping in the lingerie section at Forever 21 as outerwear, she shops in the lingerie section at Hot Topic as outerwear.

<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...

Whatever's picture

LMAO! Can you imagine how many stds the two of them have? Nasty whores!

shandi's picture

I keep looking at this woman's picture wondering WHO she reminds me of. I think she reminds me of Lisa Kudrow, just making a skanky face and with too much fake tan on. You know, this fake tan thing is starting to get to me. If you can tell it is fake, it is just not worth getting (IMO).

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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK

They both look vile and disgusting, and unwashed. I bet they have worms in their stools.

Sayonara's picture

Yuck

Darth Vader wore a raspberry beret

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

Submitted by de Cosmos on August 15, 2008 - 10:27am.
Daisy, dear, don't you think that Tommy might give you a reputation?

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I have a feeling Daisy's rep has been soiled for a while now, and Tommy would barely put a dent in it.

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Daisy, dear, don't you think that Tommy might give you a reputation?

DESIGNER GENES's picture

Could she be any more orange and artificial? How is this attractive? HOW?!
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Sassy's picture

Hag

vanyvrgs's picture

Skank. And she said she was not a groupie....
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Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

Wow, I didn't think anybody could look dirtier than Tila Tequila, but I guess Daisy proved me wrong.

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She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

TheBreakdown's picture

Just looking at these pics made me want to call the CDC!

'Heaux Confessionals'
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Khensu Hetep's picture

She looks way better in her photos than she actually does in action.

She WISHES she looked as good as she did in these pictures when she was on Cock of Love. Classic Butterface. Pretty long hair and a nice body. Face like a hag.

<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...

TheBreakdown's picture

Six Degrees of Skankeration!

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Six Degrees of Skankeration!

'Heaux Confessionals'
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xxyxz's picture

*knocks on door*

Is anybody here?

Khensu Hetep's picture

Yeah, Sixx AM isn't bad. I'll keep it on.

<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...

shandi's picture

Khensu Hetep , Saints of Los Angeles sort of mixes old with new Crue. It grew on me fast. I don't love every song on it, but most of them. Have you listened to Sixx:AM? I LOVE LOVE LOVE that band.

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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK

Khensu Hetep's picture

I like their older stuff, but I can't stand that "Saints of Los Angeles" crap.

Their whole schtick seems to be "boobies" and it's a little annoying. Then again, I never enjoyed any of that kind of metal very much.

<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...

shandi's picture

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on August 14, 2008 - 11:19pm.

I respectfully disagree. I love Motley's new music. And I don't keep listening to them because of who they "fuck". I keep listening because they keep rocking. They could fuck each other for all I care. Maybe Motley Crue is an acquired taste, but I can't get enough of them.

Buckcherry was at Crue Fest, too. My first time seeing them, but they had a great energy to them.

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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK

Triscuit's picture

MK did NOT tag this "free clinic shit".
Yes.You fucking rock,MK!♥

Khensu Hetep's picture

I can't stand either one of these fucking tramps.

Daisy jumps from one has-been cock to the next, and Tommy Lee jumps from one talking blow up doll to the next.

And I've said it before, but metal doesn't need any more hosebags "representing" it. I love heavy metal, but have been disappointed lately that it attracts the fucking sluts.

And while I used to like Motley Crue, I can't even stand them anymore. Your new music blows. Time to let the fuck go.

Funny how you don't see James Hetfield or Bruce Dickinson married to heaps of sillicone twenty years their junior. You know why? Because the serious musicians don't need to, and they don't need to fuck twenty five year old glorified strippers to keep people listening to their fucking music.

Just go away already.

<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...

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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 15, 2008 - 1:05am.
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Horse-faces, the both of them. These are exactly the kind of people who become noisy neighbors, always fighting and arguing late at night, and you think to yourself -- what good did it do me to buy a house in a nice neighborhood if I'm surrounded by trash? Then one day they get busted for domestic violence and that's when the cops find the meth lab. Meanwhile you hope the cops don't come to your house to ask questions and inadvertently discover that you collect Pez dispensers or happy meal toys or some other pathetic hobby.

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Two Drink Min's picture

As long as they keep the herps between their circle. Uh. I smell JD, dirty undies and BO.
I think I am sick.

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Ugh. I just got herpes from looking at their pics.

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Submitted by Sheeps on August 15, 2008 - 12:14am.

meh, i'm just lazy... and i like the comic strip Ziggy!

OT: like watching diseases in a petri dish

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on August 14, 2008 - 9:11pm.

On Lindsay, not you. You get a permanent punctuation pass.

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Submitted by Sheeps on August 15, 2008 - 12:07am.

oh! there your wooly ass is!.. "i" saw somewhere you were beating up on the usage of the lower case "i"!!LOL!... hey, Sheeps!

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"Day after day, alone on a hill.
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still."

parissucksliterally's picture

Oscar of the Hollow/Hole?
hahahha

Yeah, this chick is definitely a 3-Holer.

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Been a whole lot easier since the bitch left town
Been a whole lot happier without that face around
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Deb, I was kinda lookin at Spring Daisy, but Goldie works, too. How are you?

DebFrmHell's picture

Oscar of the Hole?

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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.

Hoya: Spanish for hole or hollow.

parissucksliterally's picture

shandi, I agree- talented guy, and even though he is disgusting, underneath the dirt and tattoos there is a very handsome man.

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Been a whole lot easier since the bitch left town
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NYC.'s picture

The "30" tattoo under his belleh button is the number of diseases his skank ass has.

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Mr. President's picture

She's the niece of Oscar De La Hoya. I still think he rocked the lingerie look better than she does.

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dreamhypnotique's picture

Classic tease -- dresses like a slut, acts like a slut, does everything to convince you she's a slut, but then pretends not to be one -- that she is artistic and multi-dimensional. Yeah whatever, baby. Just take off your shirt.

Probably also a lazy, inconsiderate and ultimately incompetent lay, too.

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shandi's picture

This girl looks really skeezy. Has she been in porn stuff? And are those tattoos on her arm real? Because it looks like a fabric sleeve.

PS. Even though Tommy always looks like he needs to shower, I love to watch him drumming with the Crue. He has so much energy! And I just saw the Crue on July 20th, and they didn't flash any tits on screen before they came out.

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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK

dead-actress's picture

The bandana she's wearing is either to add "klass" to that whorish look or she's having a really bad mangy day.

Mr. President's picture

PSL, she is deep, alright. Balls deep most nights.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

parissucksliterally's picture

Wow, Mr. President. She's really deep.

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Been a whole lot easier since the bitch left town
Been a whole lot happier without that face around
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angel_i's picture

@Mr. Pres:

How very original and charismatic!

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.

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Submitted by Mr. President on August 14, 2008 - 11:16pm.

HAHAHA!.. aaww, isn't she precious?!

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"Day after day, alone on a hill.
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still."

Mr. President's picture

Here are some quotes from her MySpace page:

LOVE... Everybody Loves You When They Are About To Cum...

PASSION... SEDUCE MY MIND... AND YOU CAN HAVE MY BODY.... FIND MY SOUL... AND I'M YOURS FOREVER...

HOLLYWOOD IS A PLACE WHERE THEY’LL PAY YOU A THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR A KISS.... AND FIFTY CENTS FOR YOUR SOUL...

[Music]Sounds Like Sugar Coated Razor Blades With Sex On Top

LIFE... I'm Tough, Ambitious, And I Know Exactly What I Want. If That Makes Me A Bitch, Okay...

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 14, 2008 - 11:11pm.

hi, PSL!

i guess she was on some tv show, but mostly i think she's just "the slut who is know by all has been band's roadies"

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"Day after day, alone on a hill.
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still."

angel_i's picture

Hey PSL et bitchez.

Yes, I did think that I might be ruining a surprise just then...but I wasn't worried about giving her ideas because I'm pretty sure that ho can't read.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.

dreamhypnotique's picture

They are so sexy... And by sexy, I of course mean repulsive.

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parissucksliterally's picture

who the fuck is this whore, and why should I care?!

Hi everyone!

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Been a whole lot easier since the bitch left town
Been a whole lot happier without that face around
-Spin Doctors "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong"

I love white tranny hookers with implants.