The Troll Is Going Broke?
Mary-Kate Olsen must be cackling at the rumors that she's "burning through her cash." The Olsens are probably the richest trolls in the world, raking in $40 million total each year. Shit, the Travelocity gnome even makes less than that.
Maybe the source meant that she's literally "burning her cash" because she's so fucking rich. There's just not enough room in her tree trunk anymore. The talking wolves who guard her riches told her that some of her cash needs to go. They just can't keep up.
The source told UsWeekly (via MSNBC) that the troll is spending her money on everything. Her people have told her to cut down on “travel, jewelry, clothes and especially security.” They forgot to add cocaine. Oh shit. I didn't mean that. I meant to say limited-edition Troll dolls.
If the troll is going broke, then I'm going celibate.
What's with the picture of Meg Ryan?
Um, I would LOVE to be that broke!
Damn it, Jim, do we have the money to go to Payless?!?!
Good early morning, sluts.
Just an observation: If MK Trollsen has a huge drug habit, it would explain the huge spending on security. The drugs (both legal and illicit), and booze are probably making her paranoid as shit.
Of course, being terrified of falling to her death off her 6 inch heels might be a factor, too.
This is definitely juts a rumor.
How much money can you waste buying your clothes at Goodwill?!!
'Heaux Confessionals'
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stake_spike, maybe she's afraid of Heath Ledger's fangirls? Not surprising, given her dodgy involvement and the fact that she has a body like a dry twig.
Oh and she's totally an addict. I wouldn't be surprised if she snorts up money by the wheelbarrowload.
I've heard Hef asked both Olsen twins to pose for his magazine for $3 Mill..I doubt I'd even 'Rub One Out' for them......lol
Her expression is always that of a bratty child sucking on a very sour piece of candy.
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Why does that bitch need security??? She's not famous enough for any to want to kill her, and she doesn't have fans.
Submitted by jim on August 14, 2008 - 4:15pm.
I WILL BE WATCHING ROMPER ROOM, NAKED WITH MY CAT AND A CASE OF NATURAL LIGHT!!
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fucking CLASS, you hot piece! WAIT FOR ME I'LL BRING THE TROJANS AND LUBE!!
"Her people have told her to cut down on “travel, jewelry, clothes and especially security.” They forgot to add cocaine."
but cocaine is her security blanket, so...
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Submitted by res on August 14, 2008 - 4:41pm.
CELE-BATE !
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Is that celebrating while masturbating or masturbating a celebrity?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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She looks Trolltastic
(TM)in that pic. Grinch-grin, much ?In my Sangria-haze, I thought you had written "If the troll is going broke, then I'm going to celebate." CELE-BATE !
These girls need to go away. They serve no purpose in life except as tabloid fodder (why anyone cares about them, I don't know).
pruuuuunne.
She is so not broke, how else could she afford all those over-priced ugly shoes she buys?
Your face!
Trolls always have more than one trick up their sleeve - that is their deceptive nature. She will star in "Broke-ass Mountain" at best in a few years'time or maybe "Full House: the credit crunch years".
as much as i despise the Prune-pout though, I d rather see Wonky go into poverty.
"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
The Olsen Twins do live very lavishly. Plus, if you factor in their drug habits, I can see them burning thru their fortune in no time.
There are MANY celebrities who have gone from being filthy rich to the poor house for a variety of reasons:
MC Hammer
Michael Jackson
Most Child Actors (Dana Plato, Emmanuel Lewis, and so on)
Whitney Houston
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Submitted by hopskip on August 14, 2008 - 3:34pm.
If she is an addict, she could very easily go broke. She's not going to be buying cheap stuff from back alley dealers.
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Good point. Whitney Houston, anyone?
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It is entirely possible to go from riches to rags. As Youri pointed out, Michael Jackson is a good example.
If she is an addict, she could very easily go broke. She's not going to be buying cheap stuff from back alley dealers.
Good, I hope she goes broke! F her!
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Gimme some sugar!
Someone that wealthy, what do they start to cut out?!?!
I can cut out cable, shop at HM instead of neimen marcus, or saks, drink tap water instead of buying water. Walk instead of going to yoga and pilates class. TV dinners or cooking instead of going out for lunch and dinner at 100.00 a pop.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
I read somewere that they are worth $1.3 billion. So I doubt they'll go broke specialy if they make $40 million a year.
But who knows it might be true. There was a time Michael Jackson was worth billions and even he went broke.
Why is she always making that face?
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Lip injections? She kinda has Joker lips.
Bob Saget's standup is supposedly filthy. I wonder if he says anything about the Trollsens.
There is NO way that either Olsen twin is in financial difficulty. They are each worth at LEAST $750 million EACH and they spend NOTHING. They are cheap.
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Fuck - nothing worse than a troll with no money. How they going to get anybody to play with them under the bridge!
Hell naw she isn't going broke... she can spin hay into gold, duh.
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Yoo-Gee-Ell-Why
you aint got no alibi
She's snorting, shooting and drinking her money away. *Evil laugh*
If they're so wealthy how come they dress like bums? Homeless folks here in Fresno dress better than the Trollsens.
P.S. Is Denise Richards related to them? What about Larry King? All of them have weird reptilian faces.
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Submitted by dementa on August 14, 2008 - 1:56pm.
Mrs. Kravitz, it seems like cheating to list them together.
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And frankly, unfair to them as individuals!
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megalomania [megələˈmeiniə] noun
the idea, usually false, that one is great or powerful, combined with a passion for more greatness or power
Their company is worth a Billion dollars but they don't have a that kind of money is like Bill Gates haves 58 billions but he can't spend or haves all that money on his bank accounts because is how much his company is worth, Mk is not poor by anyones standars but she only get a percentage of the earning of the her company and then she has to pay to all the people that work for her they dont work for the art of it, then she needs to buy cigarrets ,starbucks and ugly clothes. Getting a massage at your house is not cheap and living in the city cost a lot of money .
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
People never have as much money as they are estimated to be WORTH. And after all, it was once predicted that Shitney could basically live the high life forever.
I doubt she's gonna be starving in the streets anytime soon, but I would love to see some massive karma come the troll's way.
Mrs. Kravitz, it seems like cheating to list them together.
From your lips to the creditors ears MK. But I think these two trolls sold their soul to Walmart, so we're stuck with them until the devil collects.
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
"destruction of fine hand-crafted antiques"
is that a plastic surgery joke about her face?
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 14, 2008 - 1:43pm.
Grrr...Madonna is responsible for the destruction of fine, hand-crafted antiques.
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Really? How so? I must be out of the "destruction of fine hand-crafted antiques" loop.
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It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder
How I keep from going under
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 14, 2008 - 3:38pm.
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Grrr...Madonna is responsible for the destruction of fine, hand-crafted antiques. Just because she's shitting hundred dollar bills doesn't mean she should just destroy beautiful things willy nilly! What a bitch!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
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It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder
How I keep from going under
please let them go broke and have to go back to college on a student loan.
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MK, don't throw a promise like that out there; she might go broke just to spite you...
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
She'll soon be saying "Spam" for the cameras instead of "Prune"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 14, 2008 - 1:17pm.
Hi MrsK!
It is Comedy Central.....
I worked for Cloris a few times, she is hilarious.....I love that lady.
BTW, I had that siggie last week! heehee
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I knew SOMEONE had it!! I feel so ashamed...stealing a siggie...I suck. :(
I love Cloris, too. Last Picture Show, she was fan fuckin tastic.
Comedy Central...mmm, we do not have that channel; I may have to make friends with the guys next door very quickly!
Thanks.
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It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder
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Hi MrsK!
It is Comedy Central.....
I worked for Cloris a few times, she is hilarious.....I love that lady.
BTW, I had that siggie last week! heehee
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Been a whole lot easier since the bitch left town
Been a whole lot happier without that face around
-Spin Doctors "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong"
She is going broke? Ok, I'll pay Her $ to guzzel my sperm by the load. We both be happy now.
I WILL BE WATCHING ROMPER ROOM, NAKED WITH MY CAT AND A CASE OF NATURAL LIGHT!!
It's so weird that she always makes this *Joker* face when she *smiles* - what with Heath playing the Joker and all.
I'm bored with you now.
Submitted by aquarius on August 14, 2008 - 1:08pm.
Speaking of The Saget, everyone should be sure to watch his roast on Sunday!
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what network/station/channel is it on?
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It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder
How I keep from going under
Submitted by aquarius on August 14, 2008 - 4:08pm.
Speaking of The Saget, everyone should be sure to watch his roast on Sunday! I saw a preview where someone was telling Stamos that his wife left him for the fat guy from Stand By Me. Burn! I love Stamos, I will comfort him if he's still upset about Romaine Lettuce and her fetal cabbages.
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I'm looking forward to watching that....
Cloris Leachman is on it - she says that she's not there to roast Bob Saget; she's there to fuck John Stamos. :D
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I'd love to wipe that perpetual shit-eating grin from this troll's face. With a shovel.
Does she ever REALLY smile?
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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"
Speaking of The Saget, everyone should be sure to watch his roast on Sunday! I saw a preview where someone was telling Stamos that his wife left him for the fat guy from Stand By Me. Burn! I love Stamos, I will comfort him if he's still upset about Romaine Lettuce and her fetal cabbages.