Friday, August 15th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 14th!
"I now pronounce you man and wife. You may motorboat the bride" - Molly Jones
Runners-up:
The mullet of wedding dresses. Business on the bottom, Party on top. - Jennyann002
it was obvious to all the wedding guests what "something new" referred to...... - snowpiece
Thanks Sarah
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Brad remembers 2 things. Her saying, "You can see THESE after we're married?"
And him saying, "I do."
I've heard stylists say 'look in the mirror and the first thing that jumps out- take it off'
Clearly she didn't listen or the necklace would be history.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
Rent-A-Prom-Whore. 1/2 Hour rates available.
Well we know why he married her.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
the original Boobzilla.
Little Ali Lohan suffered another embarrassing 'growth spurt' on the way to the junior prom.
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"Hell ain't SHIT!" Stinkmeaner from "The Boondocks"
it was obvious to all the wedding guests what "something new" referred to......
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
To have and to motorboat, from this day forward...
Not pictured: Groom's mother committing suicide.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Since the priest would not bless topless weddings Katie and Peter decided to go glam instead.
Good thing she's wearing white or people may not think she's a virgin.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Sorry, laughing too hard to think of anything but WHAT THE FUCK! Please tell me this is not a wedding dress. I might rupture something. Ha ha, classy lady. One cough away from topless.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
Wow... that's classy! I'm hoping that's a wedding dress (curse the day those words were typed from my fingertips!). :O
SweetPollyPurebred I see we both thought of one person! LOL
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
OMG!!! What was she thinking? Those gloves DO NOT go with that dress!
Knox and Vivienne Jolie Pitt attending a movie premier, with James Haven and Angelina Jolie as their chaperone.
Do you, Mike, take Chrystal, to be your lawfully wedded whore, er, wife?__________________________________________
"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Not a caption....
Hot. Ass. Mess.
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Hi5.
awwww Jordan? they grew back?
****************************1/20/09
"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
Katy Price and Peter Andre renew their vows.
Gee, I wonder what attracted him to her?
WTF is this? Is this a prom or wedding photo? I hope this isn't a prom dress.
Classy.
No caption, but...
CLASSY. Really classy.
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We'll build a fire in your eyes, when the color's getting brighter.
[Yeah Yeah Yeahs, "Gold Lion"]
Vote for me! It's free...and if I win, I'll buy an ad on D-Listed to thank you! (first row, first from left)
http://billboardphoto.nielsencontests.com/bin/Rate?search=193__194
Not a caption..
TheFuck?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
AMAZING.
I FUCKING LOVE D-LISTED.