Friday, August 15th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 14th!
"I now pronounce you man and wife. You may motorboat the bride" - Molly Jones
Runners-up:
The mullet of wedding dresses. Business on the bottom, Party on top. - Jennyann002
it was obvious to all the wedding guests what "something new" referred to...... - snowpiece
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southern ghetto prom dresses.... ghetto wedding dresses... What the fuck are they gonna do for ghetto first communion dresses?
Fingerless gloves? She's taking the piss now.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
"I now pronounce you man and wife. You may motorboat the bride"
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 14, 2008 - 5:46pm.
Silly us! Of course it's not a wedding, tatala. Come, sit by me, we'll schmooze and nosh.
Oh good, had me worried for a mo'. Please, make mine a large gin and a prozac sandwich. Hells bells where did this picture come from? I have seen Jordan, Jodie Marsh (and the fab drag queen Jodie Harsh) but until today have never actually yelled 'fuck no' at the screen. If she is a Brit I am changing my nationality.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
The couple wed on the first Saturday in August after a three-year engorgement. A vision in white, the bride wore a dress from Bluegrass Bridal's line of dresses for nursing mothers.
...and the bridesmaids wore g-strings and pasties.
Coming Out Party, Nouveau Russian Style.
"A proper lady always remembers to wear gloves to a Church wedding."
Emily Post
SEE MOM! I told you this outfit would be ok!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Cheers, to a love that only gets breaster with time.
DADDY'S LITTLE WHORE
Tiffany didn't have time to get her dress altered after her recent breast augmentation, but she was sure no one would notice.
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DADDY' LITTLE WHORE
Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here in the sight of God, and in the face of this congregation, to join together this Man and these Boobs in holy matrimony.
The Hollywood newcomer Princess Chunk stars in 2/7th Dresses.
NC...
I need to know if she deliberately wore that dress to her wedding or someone please tell me she's not aware her tits are hanging out.
She thought that with breast implants no one would notice her resemblence to Kirsten Dunst -
WRONG!
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When tryin' to untangle
The Jingle from the Jangle
It's easy if you listen with your heart.
Sing Me, Sing Me, Sing Me...
gotta be in america --- the stretch navigator in the background and the christmas trees in the park look U.S. to me.
A-ha! This explains why, in her wedding program, she listed the bridesmaids as "Titta" and "Boobette".
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Submitted by lizzieb on August 14, 2008 - 1:14pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 14, 2008 - 5:41pm.
I dunno, that looks like a wedding dress, and the presence of the old people makes me think this is indeed taking place during a matrimonious affair. D'oh!
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Hi5.
Submitted by lizzieb on August 14, 2008 - 9:44am.
Tell me it's not a wedding. Even if you are lying, tell me.....
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Silly us! Of course it's not a wedding, tatala. Come, sit by me, we'll schmooze and nosh.
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It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder
How I keep from going under
This is why you get married BEFORE you get knocked up.
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
See. I told you the limo wouldn't sink.
There's many a slip, twixt the cup and the nip.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 15, 2008 - 12:43am.
Submitted by angel_i on August 14, 2008 - 9:41am.
Submitted by theboy on August 14, 2008 - 12:41pm.
JESUS !!!!ONLY IN AMERICA.
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I could have sworn that was Britain. Seriously - my first impression was that this is a British ho.
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ME, TOO!!!!
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She's not nearly tan enough to give the classic american whore vibe.
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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"
Submitted by angel_i on August 14, 2008 - 5:41pm.
A Brit? Fuck no, we don't have proms and I cannot face the fact that this might be a wedding. It is isn't is it? Tell me it's not a wedding. Even if you are lying, tell me.....
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
Wow- this is the first time in CAPTION THIS history that I am at a complete loss. WTF was she thinking??!!
Not a caption, but PLEASE tell me these twats got married in a nice catholic church. Please.
(And send me a picture of the priest looking at the bride.)
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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"
Submitted by angel_i on August 14, 2008 - 9:41am.
Submitted by theboy on August 14, 2008 - 12:41pm.
JESUS !!!!ONLY IN AMERICA.
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I could have sworn that was Britain. Seriously - my first impression was that this is a British ho.
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ME, TOO!!!!
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder
How I keep from going under
Submitted by theboy on August 14, 2008 - 12:41pm.
JESUS !!!!ONLY IN AMERICA.
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Really? Doesn't look like N.America to me--looks more like Europe, or even South America.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Next on Acess Hollywood.... we share with you the touching photos of Jenna Bush's secret first marriage to a Guido Ninja Turtle from the sewers of Staten Island.
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Do you, Duwayne take Destinee in sickness and health...through life's peaks and valleys, it's hills and mountains...
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Sorry fellas, looks like Jodie Marsh is off the market.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
2018: Shauna Sand's daughter has exactly the type of exquisite wedding the world expects from her.
"Girls Gone Wild" - the Wedding Season, volume 2 now available.
Submitted by theboy on August 14, 2008 - 12:41pm.
JESUS !!!!ONLY IN AMERICA.
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I could have sworn that was Britain. Seriously - my first impression was that this is a British ho.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
JESUS !!!!ONLY IN AMERICA.
unfortunately kelly didnt realize that the invitation for the school's 'porn' night was full of typos
Tired of trying to prove once and for all she was really a Lohan, Michael's love child decided to "get some things off her chest".
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Finally finding the boot moves that would make her ready for her comeback, both in front of the camera and behind the scenes: Ladies and Gentlemen - Miss Britney Spears!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
On her wedding day, Bambie showed her commitment to fabric conservation.
I couldn't resist...I saved this pic on my desk top, and blew it up in a different program. Up close, she looks positively shit-faced!! Also, the dress in a wedding gown which is meant to be worn as a strapless gown, it appears it is about 3 sizes too small and has fallen down, barely covering her nipples!
This picture is priceless~! LOL LOL
Lars was dissapointed when his Real Girl's breast pump malfunctioned at the prom and smothered the entire Junior Class Student Government Association with her soft, supple, life-like milkers.
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Not a comment:
WTF?!? That can't be a prom dress, because I can't imagine the administrators that would allow that dress anywhere near the premises. Nowhere, no way, no how.
So, a wedding dress? I don't know who's skankier: the bride, for flashing her tits at her own wedding, or the groom, for marrying an exhibitionist.
And you can tell both of them think they're hot as hell. All that and a bag of chips? I think not.
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"You don't remember the motorcycle gang? Doing the striptease in front of them at the bar? The iguana? Good God, man. Tell me you remember the iguana!"
Katie Price may have taken her breasts out, but she couldn't take back the slut gene she passed on to her daughter.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Something old
Something new
Something borrowed
and something boob...
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Her Mom must be so proud. Or Mom is her Pimp.
At her Long Island wedding to Timmy the Tank, Crystal Lohan,(another one of Michael's long lost daughters)proved for the photographers that a size 32A bust CAN in fact grow into a big ole helping of 38DDD boobies right before your very eyes!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
As the starfish couldn't breath out of water, Ariel had to go sans top when she married Prince Eric.
there is a GREAT britney or jamie-lynn joke here somewhere
Submitted by snowpiece on August 14, 2008 - 12:33pm.
it was obvious to all the wedding guests what "something new" referred to......
hahahahahahahahaha