The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 14th!

"I now pronounce you man and wife. You may motorboat the bride" - Molly Jones

Runners-up:

The mullet of wedding dresses. Business on the bottom, Party on top. - Jennyann002

it was obvious to all the wedding guests what "something new" referred to...... - snowpiece

Thanks Sarah

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by Red on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 2:04pm.

Submitted by r5bales on August 14, 2008 - 1:22pm.
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OK. SOMEONE has to recognize the buildings behind them. Where is this?

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Everything about this SCREAMS Russia.

Submitted by luscious_t on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 2:04pm.

OMG - her baubles are enormous!

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Submitted by rukiddingme on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 2:03pm.

The bride said, "This is my day and I'm going to make damn sure everyone pays attention to only me!"

Submitted by hiyoag on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 2:03pm.

I thought buying a wedding dress "off the rack" meant something else.

Submitted by MonkeyGlock on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 2:03pm.

I know pronounce you man and fun bags.

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monkeys + guns = hilarity

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 2:03pm.

If you think this is something, you should see the reception dress!

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.

Submitted by TheVinylVillager on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 2:03pm.

Her wedding dress was like a car crash. Fortunately, it had dual airbags.

http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com

Submitted by luscious_t on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 2:02pm.

Too bad the groom's a leg man~

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Submitted by luscious_t on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 2:02pm.

got milk?

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Submitted by TheSeventhBrady on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 2:02pm.

Another blushing bride in a gown from the Jodie Marsh Bridal Couture collection.

Submitted by luscious_t on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 2:01pm.

Ain't nothin' classier than a Jersey wedding.

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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 2:00pm.

Lizzieb wrote:

I have seen Jordan, Jodie Marsh (and the fab drag queen Jodie Harsh) but until today have never actually yelled 'fuck no' at the screen.

Thank you for the laugh - I was having a bad day until I read this.

'fuck no!' should be a winning caption!

Submitted by diggerdp on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 1:59pm.

Well, she certainly shouldn't be wearing white. She best be wearing some black panties.

Submitted by madamesuzette on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 1:57pm.

...stiffler's mom got married?

Submitted by NovaNightly on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 1:56pm.

Someone really likes her breasts....

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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 1:55pm.

She may not have "Betty Davis Eyes" but she sure got Pam Anderson tits

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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Submitted by nyprg515 on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 1:55pm.

I'm so glad hOOters agreed to sponsor my wedding dress!

Submitted by Cinna on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 1:54pm.

On the day Vadge was to renew her vows to Guy Ritchie, Vadge realized a prompt redesign of her dress was in order when she saw this.

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"I just want to wet her lips and stick her to something." ~ Man Of The Year (about Angelina Ho-Lee)

www.myspace.com/cinnaburst_1976

Submitted by Jerkygirl on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 1:54pm.

Introducting David's Bridal wedding dresses for pole dancers

Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 1:54pm.

What a woman looks like who has a bigger bra size than her I.Q.

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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 1:53pm.

Those crazy Russians with money are doing everything BIG!

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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 1:52pm.

Now we know where Jordan's (aka Katie Price) breasts went to....

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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Submitted by tamar6 on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 1:52pm.

Ali Lohan didn't know what was worse, that her friend was getting married or that her friend's new fake boobies were bigger than her new fake boobies...

Submitted by Kim_RJ on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 1:51pm.

Shauna Sand's Bridal Collection. Available on each TruckStop on the US.

Submitted by Jerkygirl on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 1:50pm.

The groom pulled down his new brides top to show why he bought the proverbial cow

Submitted by chelseacallahan on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 1:50pm.

she thinks to herself.. " I hope this necklace isn't to tacky.."

Submitted by dogsill on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 1:50pm.

a busman's marriage for angelina's wet nurse..

Submitted by TITS on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 1:48pm.

Oh look honey! Someone dropped a quarter. I'll get it.

Submitted by mhjmc on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 1:48pm.

Look Brit-Brit sold her dress 1/2 off!!

Submitted by suzanita on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 1:47pm.

its bruce bitches...

Jennifer Love Hewitt's "before" wedding picture.. this is a size 2, right?

Submitted by Cinna on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 1:47pm.

There wasn't a dry eye in the house as the groom's vows were read for him by his dad to recite...

"Ma baby, you is prefect. U is sexier dan a fresh roadkeeled possem! and it idn't ever day a man gits a wife, a frind, a place 2 lay my hed, and a place 2 sit my beer all at da same time! Now, lets GITERDONE!"

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"I just want to wet her lips and stick her to something." ~ Man Of The Year (about Angelina Ho-Lee)

www.myspace.com/cinnaburst_1976

Submitted by grace721 on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 1:47pm.

Chastity proudly models the first of many wedding dresses from the Katie Price line.

Submitted by Jadore Joey on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 1:46pm.

Thanks for the mammaries!

Submitted by Jerkygirl on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 1:45pm.

That dress would have been tacky but those formal fingerless gloves that really gave the bride that elegant look

Submitted by PrincessSpankyPants on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 1:45pm.

Boy, when Mom went into that dress shop, she really should have written down the word CLASS, because with that lisp, all that came out was TRASH

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 1:45pm.

OMG every time I look at that dress I think I would be just too caught up in a cycle of titillation(pun intended) and embarrassment to concentrate on anything (wearing it; not looking at it) least of all, getting married.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.

Submitted by dogsill on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 1:45pm.

Margaret White: I can see your dirty pillows. Everyone will.

Carrie: Breasts, Mama. They're called breasts, and every woman has them.

Submitted by PrincessSpankyPants on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 1:45pm.

And we thought it couldn't get any classier than the Russian belly dancer wedding.

Submitted by ab on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 1:44pm.

"Tiffany didn't have time to get her dress altered after her recent breast augmentation, but she was sure no one would notice."

this one is hilarious!

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Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but burlap chafes me so.

Submitted by robrr1118 on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 1:44pm.

In the event the marriage goes down in flames, Chrissy's breasts can be used as a flotation device

Submitted by Cinna on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 1:42pm.

The groom's friends all thought he was a loser when he decided to give up his bachelor status, that is, until they finally saw what his bride was bringing to the table...literally...while they ate their smoked salmon and gawked.

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"I just want to wet her lips and stick her to something." ~ Man Of The Year (about Angelina Ho-Lee)

www.myspace.com/cinnaburst_1976

Submitted by suzanita on Thu, 08/14/2008 - 1:40pm.

its bruce bitches...
it's ok, the dress goes along with their wedding song, "my humps"