Friday, August 15th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 14th!
"I now pronounce you man and wife. You may motorboat the bride" - Molly Jones
Runners-up:
The mullet of wedding dresses. Business on the bottom, Party on top. - Jennyann002
it was obvious to all the wedding guests what "something new" referred to...... - snowpiece
Thanks Sarah
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Ali Lohan in 5 years.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Paris Hilton's latest business venture? Designing easy access wedding wear. The back of the dress has a big hole in it.
The dress the Bush's never wanted you to see.
Ali Lohan is getting married?
A wedding dress should always accentuate a bride's best assests. If you think this dress is bad, imagine what Kim Kardashian is going to wear...
The wedding band leader couldn’t understand why so many requests were coming in for House of Pain’s “Jump Around”...
Holly, someone slipped you a Mickey, 'cause that ain't Hugh.
No, now go away before I taunt you a second time.
The bride wanted to make sure all eyes were on her so she placed her best breasts forward.
visit my blog if you are bored:
http://nocheezplease.blogspot.com/
Cassandra KNEW the wedding was doomed from the start when, in a bizarre and unprovoked attack, a hoarde of killer bees stung her boobages and they swelled up like over-ripe cantalopes.
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When I get a little money I buy books; and if any is left I buy food and clothes.
~Erasmus
Ha! Ain't nobody upstaging this bride!
Submitted by Clarisse on August 14, 2008 - 2:39pm.
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Where on earth is El Bastardo? This pic would have his CT juices exploding!
The C Word / Kdraco!
Go find the boy and bring him here!
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Hi Clarisse - I've been missing ElB too - I checked the forums and he's not there either.
"ElB come out, come out wherever you are...!"
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
"Like Angelina Jolie, I'm a humanitarian. I wanted to be sure Ernest Borgnine lived another twenty years."
"You may now motorboat the bride"
Submitted by hiyoag on August 14, 2008 - 2:03pm.
I thought buying a wedding dress "off the rack" meant something else.
OMG! hiyoag that was great!!!
Vladimir, misunderstood the meaning of "The Golden Globes" when he invited Svetlana to the awards show.
St. Petersburg maybe?
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Where on earth is El Bastardo? This pic would have his CT juices exploding!
The C Word / Kdraco!
Go find the boy and bring him here!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
nuts. This picture is out there!
http://blameitonthevoices.blogspot.com/2008/08/russian-wedding-dress.htm...
A site that describes russian wedding etiquette: http://www.womenrussia.com/wedding.htm
"(The missing part in a Russian marriage ceremony, both civil and church, compared to the western one is the question if there is somebody who knows why those two people cannot marry.)"
"Then people have time to dance. First dance is opened by the new couple. After the music starts, there is no exact script anymore, and witnesses can relax a little. "
but honey, it was on sale..HALF OFF!
Cinderella honey remember those breasts will turn back into mosquito bites at midnight.
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Dlisted - Unfair and Imbalanced
Somebody missed the memo on what a purity ball was supposed to be.
Princess Tiiiaaammmmaiiiiiiaaaa all grown up. Big gay husband sold separately.
Ladies and Gentlemen I now present to you...Mr. John Edwards and the new Mrs. Edwards
Red - good catch on the vodka glasses! Likely the wedding of some fuckoff rich russian mafia type.
MK thanks sarah for pic - can sarah help us out?!?! pleaseeeeee
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The necklace makes her look cheap.
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Submitted by angel_i on August 14, 2008 - 2:22pm.
Submitted by Leatherette on August 14, 2008 - 2:21pm.
"Why buy the cow when ...
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the milk is on the sidewalk...?
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...when you can buy the udders and git yerself a little home bizness goin'!
Submitted by Leatherette on August 14, 2008 - 2:21pm.
"Why buy the cow when ...
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the milk is on the sidewalk...?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Her parents were so proud she wore white.
"Why buy the cow when ... oh FUCK it, where's my wallet?"
I'm not captioning but I have to say this takes hideous to a new level. The families must be beaming with pride.
Re: re:re:Location:
I'd buy Moscow or some other kinda place over there if you know what I mean...
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Sadly, the most grievous offense committed at this wedding was the happy couple taking their glassware outdoors ... .
Re: Location
I'd guess Moscow, but I could be wrong. The bride is definitely Russian, regardless of where the nuptials took place.
And they're holding vodka glasses instead of champagne flutes. Russians, no question.
The arm warmers are a perfect touch. She better be wearing some Lucite heels!
Poppa Joe chose this elegant gown for Chestica's pending wedding to Douche Romo. And she made him proud!
Here comes the bride!
Tits out, in white!
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♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
TITS-I didn't realize there was a guy in the photo. Much less cars, etc...
Wait ‘til he finds out his mail order bride has a penis.
(@zomay: definitely not Vancouver.)
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Hulk Hogan had to insist on making Brooke's Dress.
Whoa, fella! Is that a unity candle in your pocket or are you just happy to see her?
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
In spite of doing all she could to resemble her sister, Ali Lohan still ends up marrying a gentleman whose penis doesn't quite compare to Samantha Ronson's.
Location theory.
Russia is a good guess.
Montreal is another poss.
The guy next to the boobs looks old world-ish, or maybe a swarthy mediterranean type. Except they are hard core religious types and would have had an honour killing before allowing that in one of their churches.
Still wants pics of wedding party.
Well looking at the trees and the intensity of the sunlight I am going to guess that this a more northern city. Maybe Vancouver BC, or Moscow, everyone is pale and they are drinking vodka or water.
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Katie Price called - She's demanding her boobs back.
Sweet Jesus that necklace is horrible!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
My Big Fat Mammiferous Wedding
There was no dancing at Randy & Darla's reception - but there was PLENTY of motorboating!
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I'm a proud SP!
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Michael, any chance of seeing a pic of the full wedding party?
I need to know what the bridesmaids wore.