Friday, August 15th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 14th!
"I now pronounce you man and wife. You may motorboat the bride" - Molly Jones
Runners-up:
The mullet of wedding dresses. Business on the bottom, Party on top. - Jennyann002
it was obvious to all the wedding guests what "something new" referred to...... - snowpiece
Thanks Sarah
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Dude totally married her for her personality...I swear.
{The Captain is Totally Fetch}
The pure class and elegance of the bride could have only been topped by a pair of lucite heels.
Embarrassed, Doreen realized she had misheard the term as "preNIPtual agreemeent."
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Who cares about her tiny tits? They don't even reach her waist.
White trash classless gutter wench redneck are the only words that are coming to mind.
And the bride wore pasties...
See honey, I told no one was going to notice that witch-doctor necklace you decided to wear.
I'm sorry, we're lost....can someone give us directions to the Waffle House.
She just had to have this dress...after all it was half off!
"and then these two paparazzi appeared out of nowhere (as usual) screaming "Linday!! what do you think about ali dying her hair blonde?!"
i miss Sam :(
I know you want to keep your man away from Sienna Miller but this is just tacky...
The only friend they could find to stand up for them at thier wedding was Bud.
This is the only way to stop people from commenting on my weight gain.
Why bother with an open bar......
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God, I'm so bored! And sick on top of it! :(
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Will someone go tell Dave that for this to work he needs to be STARING at his newly-wed beard's melons? For fucks sake, is he TRYING to come out of the closet?
My newest celebrity obsession: Eric Bana.
The bride arrived by balloon, the groom by motorboat.
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Honey, maybe there is a better time to tell everyone you're carrying twins.
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When pasties just aren't elegant enough.
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Actually, the gown is topless. That's her garter trying to escape.
Dick, that was PERFECT!
On a side note, PLEASE tell me that was photoshopped. Please.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
forever or bust!
Giving new meaning to an Afternoon Delight.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Ain't Jamie Lynn's weddin' dress so purty?
It sure was nice'a Papa Joe to buy her that expensive gift...
Introducing the new Super Sexy line from David's Bridal! Feel Sexy in David's now!
On this season of MTV's Super Sweet Sixteen, asking Daddy for cars are so last season, this season implants are IN!
2 cheers for tatters & Tattinger!
Ali still insisted she didn't have implants and let Dina pick out the dress for her wedding to Jason Alexander
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Submitted by Uwish on June 4, 2008 - 11:40pm.
You know me already. I am actually LOVE ANGELINA. I am sure you have seen around before.
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"I now pronounce you left and right"
Yes that's right.Even Priests' have freudian slips.
That picture is soooo doctored and badly photoshopped. I'm not participating in this one!
"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
I brought the tits, who brought the coke?
It was quite clear that they will need a Catholic priest or a Gay reverend to wed this couple!
engagement ring: $332.00 at Walmart
wedding at church: $25.00 donation
limo from rent-a-wreck: $59.00
groom's tux rental: $0 (borrowed from brother)
bride's gown from the salvation army: $26
trying to clean the gown on
the delicate cycle: priceless
From the new Elegantly Exquisitely Elegant Shauna Sand Bridal Line. You can't tell from this pic, but that lucky lady is realy only 4'6" and is wearing the exquisite Lucite heels that come with all Bridal Dresses. Other extras include Botox/Spray Tan/Vagina Reconstruction Spa day for the Bride and her Bridal party! Going for the Uber Classy look? Fuck Vera Wang, get your ass (but not your tits) in a Shauna original!
*The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.*
"I married a slut"
Amber decided to get married after she got knocked up with twins.
Without any parental units to walk her down the isle, Bride-To-Be was immaculately conceived from a whore's vagina.
Shauna Sand's Wedding dress is as kalssy as her signature lucite heels.
The bride made a breasticle of herself.
May I have your hands in marriage.
Lana was always a rebel, but she started to regret her defiant nature when she realized perverted old uncles always drink at weddings.
Dammit! The beer went right to my tits again.
How a hooters girl says i do
Tammy Jo spent so much money on that pretty necklace, she did not have the money for the dressmaker to finish making her dress
We could have waited for the top, but then we had to postpone the weddin'.
with these nipple rings, i thee wed.
Excerpt from the wedding program:
Something old: My mother's wedding dress.
Something new: My boob job right before the wedding.
Apparently, she forgot to make sure things would work out in this instance.
When she said "the girls" were going to go with her down the aisle, she didn't mean the flower girls.
I have a weird feeling that it's not so much a champagne toast for the reception, but rather a bride's tit milk toast.
is that the groom or breast man???
Finally, a market for Prom Pasties.
Now that's what I call a super sweet 16.
The groom was thinking "Get Er Done."
The rest of the wedding party was thinking, "Got Er Did."
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"I just want to wet her lips and stick her to something." ~ Man Of The Year (about Angelina Ho-Lee)
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The Breast Dressed Bride of the year easily beat out other competitors but did have points deducted for getting sausage grease on her lovely fingerless gloves!