Friday, August 15th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 14th!
"I now pronounce you man and wife. You may motorboat the bride" - Molly Jones
Runners-up:
The mullet of wedding dresses. Business on the bottom, Party on top. - Jennyann002
it was obvious to all the wedding guests what "something new" referred to...... - snowpiece
Thanks Sarah
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Shouldn't we be taking bets on who is going to be wearing a dress like this next?
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P.U.M.A.
http://tinyurl.com/59pvam
and Orthodox and Catholic hot asses need to beat the assclown shit out of the fundie fucker church hicks -- THIS is how you get down wit' JAYZUZ!
"By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you man and skank bitch whore". You may now jizz on your brides tits."
Damn....too bad he's a leg man!
Finally, the fashion department at Elle Magazine learned what became of Keira Knightley's Bridal Dress
Submitted by Leatherette on August 14, 2008 - 2:21pm.
"Why buy the cow when ... oh FUCK it, where's my wallet?"
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bumping MY original cow-buying comment for the WIN, fuckers
Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 14, 2008 - 9:55pm.
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LOL, nice.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Alright... who told Cinderella to bring her own jugs to the ball?
Nikki baby!
How the hell is Great Grandma Suzie gonna play off this wedding picture 50 years from now? I wish I could be the fly on the wall in that conversation.
Memo to Groom: "Why buy the cow...?" is just an old expression, not to be taken literally.
Years later the fallout from Chernobyl continues...
phrnt phrnt
Good call getting those fake titties. Maybe my dad wont still be pissed that you have a 9 inch cock to match
dropping back in cause I just gotta say this Caption This pic is the hottest thing since Skanky McMethwhore in the shopping cart being pushed by her twoo wuv.
NIP - TUCK!!
With melons like that, you cantelope.
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
BUDDADABUDDADABUDDADABUDDADA
(you know, like a punching bag)
Hey, where's the breast...uh..best man?
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Those Olsen twins get around
Are you sure this dress doesn't make me look fat?
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When porn stars get married...
The perfect dress $1,000
The perfect limo $1,500
The perfect wedding band $2,000
The look on people's faces when the bride walked down the isle - PRICELESS
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
You know your wedding dress is fucked up when your arms are more covered up than your tits.
(Who the hell would design such a horrible wedding dress?)
I didn't know Tommy and Pamy got married yet again.
Apparently, for Mariah Carey "wedding of the year" isn't enough, she must have "best dressed" too.
My maid of honor was suppose to give me a hand or two.
SMILE!!!!
I hope he signed a pre-nip
The wedding went off without a hitch until the Reverend said, "Speak now, or forever hold your pieces."
Do you take these Utters, to be your lawfully wedded wife? You may now tweak her nips.
Submitted by Red on August 14, 2008 - 11:18am.
Re: Location I'd guess Moscow, but I could be wrong. The bride is definitely Russian, regardless of where the nuptials took place. And they're holding vodka glasses instead of champagne flutes. Russians, no question.
Dang, that's good. Honorable mention: Angel_i and TITS.
a blue tie with black suit? that's just tacky.
"What do you mean its on backwards!?"
Limo: 2000K
Hall Rental: 5000k
Dress: 3000K
Watching all my friends motorboat my new wife in the Recieving Line: Priceless.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
One girl, two G cups.
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"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
The Bride was overheard saying to her Maid of Honor, "I'm going to milk this weddding for all its' worth!"
As Paris Hilton stood off to the side watching the bride tears welled up in her wonky eye. She had a feeling her new fashion line 'Gowns 4 fat girls' would be a success and that she would finally get the repect she deserved.
If I had only borrowed Shauna's lucites, this outfit would have been perfection.
no need to buy this cow..it just needs a good milking
Somebody ask the groom if he knows her name....
Despite the ability to pay for the rest of the costly wedding, Rita's family simply could not afford the Swarovski crystals needed to finish the bodice on the dress.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
A boob job BEFORE the wedding is NOT such a great idea after all.
Your face!
When Tiffany told her mother that her wedding party consisted of just her "Best Girls", her mother never expected her to show up like this...
That's not how the dress was made you fools, the newlyweds were bumping gen-warts on their way to the reception and the bitch forgot to correctly pull the dress all the way up.
Bride to Groom: "Hey, come on don't be mad. I tried to get the dress that was slit up to my crotch, but mom said I had to try to be classy."
"Something New" proudly provided by the groom 6 months ago...
{The Captain is Totally Fetch}
Either that is the strongest doublesided tape known to man or else this was not the most interesting picture from that wedding.
The words of my 6 year old nephew when he saw this pic (I know, I'm a horrible influence)
"Hey, look there's a limo"
My 3 year old niece - "It's only a little ugly"
Out of the mouths of babes......
Here's my best attempt -
Since the prep school had a height requirement for prom attendance William & Dan paid Kim to smuggle them in. Looks like 2 bald midgets.......
Something borrowed - Katie Pierce's breast.
The opening scene of the new porn flick 27 Asses
1). Proof positive that what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas.
2). The groom paid for the fun-bags but the parents refused to pay for the wedding gown and can you blame them?
3). Wedding gown courtesy of Seymore Butts.
Eh. I tried. :P