Thursday, August 14th 2008
He Should Have Kept That To Himself
Legendary pepaw Ernest Borgnine was on Fox & Friends and they asked him what's his secret to looking so young. He giggled a little and then whispered it to the dude next to him. It was a whisper we all heard.
Ernest softly said, "I masturbate a lot." Great. Just what I needed. The sexy image of Pepaw Ernest rubbing on his shriveled turtle head while watching "Murder She Wrote." Do you think he cums dust?
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Clearly these interviewers have spent some time watching people masturbate on Youtube. I din't even know they could do that there! I gotta go...I got, um, stuff to do.
PS. Go Ernie!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
I'm sure he uses tomb paintings of Nefertiti from his youth to get off on.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
omg lmao taht was funny though hee hee!
Just what I want to hear, that a 90 year old man beats off on a daily basis....
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Just when every day seemed to greet me with a smile; sun spots are fading, now I'm doing time, now I'm doing time.....
-Soundgarden "Fell On Black Days"
Ain't that the truth, LCT, ain't that the truth!!!
*calls for maid to clean up LCT's vomit*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
*passes out*
guys are soo creepy, Especially Old Guys! Sorry to guys on here,, WELL semi-sorry.. You know who you are! *glares*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
*Gag*
*Vomit*
Pepaw self sexy times should be kept on the INSIDE VOICE side of things
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I got attitude in my horse pills!