Tits AND Lips?
First of all, sorry for the lack of posts this morning. I caught some kind of cold earlier this week and it is really fucking me in the ass without lube today. I'm trying to hold on for dear life! May Chicken Cutlets be with me. Tommy Girl has put a curse on me. No wonder I'm always having nightmares about little green peens. So...if I'm slower than usual today and I don't make much sense (again, more than usual), that's the reason. Now let's get on with it!
Katie Price wandered the streets of Los Angeles yesterday buying a bunch of shit she really doesn't need. Katie will usually vomits up all kinds of information about herself, but she wasn't talking yesterday. The paps asked her if she got her chichis reduced. She wouldn't say, but it looks like whatever they took from her tittays, they put in her lips. Maybe that's why she couldn't talk. She couldn't open her fucking mouth. If that's the case, she should get them bigger. Her pout looks like Tommy Girl's ass lips (that curse just got stronger) after a game of "shock the booty" with Johnny Travolta.
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Submitted by shoe addict on August 14, 2008 - 9:23am.
what she needs to worry about is having a little girl with peter's gayface!!!
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Oh, well...too late for worries, now!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 14, 2008 - 10:45am.
Urk. That makes me feel ill. I'm guessing you live in either LA, NY, or a similar city? I suppose I just have a different point of view than a lot of people on Dlisted who are from bigger cities because I'm from a tiny town in the Midwest (and attend college in a different tiny town) where, if anyone even mentioned that they were considering plastic surgery, EVERYONE would know about it within two days and it's safe to say that it would be frowned upon. I dunno. I just find it sad that lovely women still find flaws with themselves. Damn the Hollyweird machine!
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Hi5.
Snowpiece!!!??? Am I reading this right? Is that really you??? *faints*
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FEEL BETTER MK! take care of yourself because we neeeeeeeeeeeeeed you!!!!!
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"I'll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together." -- MK
I read somewhere that this fake wanna be pamela anderson looking bitch died her princess's hair cuz she didn't want a ginge baby. Ginge's are hot. what she needs to worry about is having a little girl with peter's gayface!!! Don't diss the Ginge ********************************************
Spicy....Hot...Ginge
Submitted by DeeDee on August 14, 2008 - 9:21am.
Oh, right sheeps. On second though, I should wear my naughty proctolgist's uniform. I think MK will go for that.
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So, you're the AssWoman! Did you happen to get the wrong plates at the DMV?
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
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Oh, right sheeps. On second though, I should wear my naughty proctolgist's uniform. I think MK will go for that.
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
She looks like that woman who calls herself "the original super model", who's name just escaped me now (yeah, that's how much she impressed me).
Katie will end up like most midlife celeb women who are deeeeesperately trying to keep their youth. Anyway, she gives us a good laugh here too in London :D
Michael....take good care of yourself, hope you'll be better!
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"Submitted by The C word on August 14, 2008 - 9:04am.
To be 'nice', at least her skin matches her boots."
Ha Ha Ha - Thank you for the laugh!
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Wow, she looks terrible. She needs to gain some weight, she is heading deep into bobblehead territory. I've seen pictures of her before she had any work done, and she was beautiful. I just don't get it.
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It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
FatMartha:
I used to work for a plastic surgeon, and you would be shocked at how young some of the patients are and how 'pretty' they already are before the surgery.
And these celebrity heauxz want to be as thin as possible because most of these designers make their clothes for women a size 2 or smaller, and if those bitches can wear it off the rack, they can get it for free.
I don't think there is any part of my body I dislike enough to cut it off or alter it unnoticeably, but I have no objections to plastic surgery, done right and minimally.
'Heaux Confessionals'
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i would pay to see her Daisy Duck looking ass holding her Princess Spongebob baby like a bizarro Drawn Together episode
Gross. It's like Posh and Kate Beckinsale had a trashy love child.
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Katie, there are other fabrics besides sweatshirt fleece.
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Submitted by DeeDee on August 14, 2008 - 7:11am.
MK's sick!? I'll be right over to rub some Vicks all over your body.
Don't forget the Naughty Nurse uniform.
FEEL BETTER MK!
Jordan's lips: we will soon hear about how much Peter Andre likes them when she sucks his ass.
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
MK's sick!? I'll be right over to rub some Vicks all over your body.
Hopefully Katie recycled her chichi plastic and used it for her new duck lips.
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Submitted by FatMartha on August 14, 2008 - 10:08am.
Hey maybe some children got too emotionaly involved with rearranging mister potato head!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
*handing MK special tonic of vodka and, well, a glass*
she also looks like Daisy Duck after being set on fire
Will someone please explain the allure of plastic surgery to me? I'm being completely serious. Why do people do it? I'm going to go on a little rant here now. People need to realize how blessed they are to be alive, especially those who are attractive, famous, and financially stable (not to say that such is my dream life, but for many it is). Jordan was an attractive girl before she fucked herself up, so why did she do it? It depresses me.
With that out of the way, GODDAMN SHE'S A FUGLY BITCH NOW. Hope you're happy, Jordan/Katie Price!
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Hi5.
she do resemble Angieweenieblowlie with a spray tan.
and ahowing her sickness!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
*snort* had someone elses vagina stapled to her face...
is it completely wrong that i love love love watching katie and peter..that show is so bloody awesome. all they do is fight and she shows what a piece of trash she is..its great...
Morning, bitches!
MK, get better soon. Just don't drink any NyQuil. Stick with Unfitney's Purple Drank.
On topic: If she did get her implants removed, it's only because she's going to replace them with a new, BIGGER set.
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Gross, but I like the top she's wearing.
Of course she got her lips done. Those L.A. doctors are like the bitches at the McDonald's counter.
"Would you like to supersize that?"
So one downsizing in one area means an upgrade in another.
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
To be 'nice', at least her skin matches her boots.
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But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
She just traded titts with Blowhan Jr. and had some other persons vagina stapled to her face.
It happens all the time
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Dear God!!! What IS that THING?
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Is her sweater on backwards? Such an unattractive, fake creature.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
1st pic bitch looks like one of those ducks in animaniacs
Second thumbnail:...Straight up Oompa Loompa...
Jesus! She looks like she's wearing black face!
What shade of orange is this Dark Cheeto?
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