They're Real (According To HoHan)
Yesterday, UsWeekly posted these side-by-side pictures of allegedly 14-year-old (thanks Andy) Ali Lohan and asked the question: "Did Ali Lohan have a summer growth spurt?" What they really meant to say was: "Did White Oprah stuff the bitch with plastic sacks?" I wouldn't put it past WO. She probably has a plastic surgery office in her house. Anyfaketitties, HoHan is not amused. She took to her MySpace blog (yeah, she has one of those) and wrote this:
ARE THEY REAL?????hey everyone..
i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach.
so, here's the visual...
me and my friend Patrick walking into a store, and two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me...
one of them being, "Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?"
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my response simply was, "Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!"
i was caught out of nowhere so i didn't really come up with the proper response at the time.. there's many other things that i felt like saying, but why give it to a random guy with a camera so that he can make money!
All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.
i am not judging people that do, but i am just saying that its not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you're not even fully developed yet!
It is hard enough being 14 years old and you have enough insecurities to begin with, then add being in the public eye...
i just find it really disconcerting that people have to focus on the negative and that some people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to hurt another person.
in a more positive light...
i got some great clothes from alexander wang and i miss samantha cuz she's out of town :(
have a wonderful day everyone~
til next time..
xx LL
Somebody give HoHan a Tic-Tac! I can smell her fish jerky breath from here. Does HoHan realize what family she's in. She needs to check her last name again, because that's exactly something her family would fucking do. "My mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given" - NO! She taught you to whore yourself out for a quick dolla no matter what!
It also made me laugh to see the word WANG and Samantha in the same sentence. Til next time, HoHan!
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If she is so insecure about herself, then take her out of the goddamn public eye! Problem fucking solved! Dumbass. And yes, WO did get the little tart some new funbags.
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Bone_Daddy - that crossed my mind. Very Rosie-ish.
Oh and she missed her fug uber dyke that she is usuing for publicity. Well that sad face broke my heart.
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Sorry, but I've never seen a slim 14-year-old with a rack like that in my entire 30 years on this planet. It's one thing to go through puberty and sprout overnight, but it's another thing when a skinny 14-y-o girl suddenly sprouts into a large c-cup.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
I got my tits at 15, but they were in no way overnight.
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It's probably just some stupid biolift bra. I'm not very well endowed, especially since I lost a lot of weight, but some bras can help me look bigger instantly.
is it me or does her writing style resemble Rosie O...
This is a generation that needs the AP Style Guide.
Bloglish is becoming the mother tongue.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 14, 2008 - 8:42am.
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Exactly.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
That being said.. High five to Hooters! Yeah!!!
*dances around topless*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Yeah, girls have growth spurts, but Hollywood girls have growth appendages bolted onto their natural shit all the time.
Brit's tits kept changing sizes every few months when she first came upon the scene until they could settle on the right size for her body.
'Heaux Confessionals'
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HAHA! funny stuff! I fucking blossomed at the age of 11. People were sooo mean to me, bitches were like, "raise your boobs so we can see your cut marks" And I'm thinking if girls Ali's age were mean to her before, they are going to be really mean to her now!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
*cough cough* bull shit
Okay, let's be real here. Alli is a 14 year old girl. Apparently lots of people have never heard of something called PUBERTY. And obviously if they've never heard of that they've never heard of LATE BLOOMERS either. Jeeze. I woke up one day and I had boobs, too. Cut the kid a break. She's already pretty unfortunate looking and has a crazyass for a mother - she doesn't need any more crap.
That being said, they still look like implants and I'm jealous that she has a nicer rack than I do. *sigh*
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Hi5.
The boobs are as real as her age. No way is that bitch 14.
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