They're Real (According To HoHan)
Yesterday, UsWeekly posted these side-by-side pictures of allegedly 14-year-old (thanks Andy) Ali Lohan and asked the question: "Did Ali Lohan have a summer growth spurt?" What they really meant to say was: "Did White Oprah stuff the bitch with plastic sacks?" I wouldn't put it past WO. She probably has a plastic surgery office in her house. Anyfaketitties, HoHan is not amused. She took to her MySpace blog (yeah, she has one of those) and wrote this:
ARE THEY REAL?????hey everyone..
i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach.
so, here's the visual...
me and my friend Patrick walking into a store, and two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me...
one of them being, "Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?"
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my response simply was, "Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!"
i was caught out of nowhere so i didn't really come up with the proper response at the time.. there's many other things that i felt like saying, but why give it to a random guy with a camera so that he can make money!
All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.
i am not judging people that do, but i am just saying that its not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you're not even fully developed yet!
It is hard enough being 14 years old and you have enough insecurities to begin with, then add being in the public eye...
i just find it really disconcerting that people have to focus on the negative and that some people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to hurt another person.
in a more positive light...
i got some great clothes from alexander wang and i miss samantha cuz she's out of town :(
have a wonderful day everyone~
til next time..
xx LL
Somebody give HoHan a Tic-Tac! I can smell her fish jerky breath from here. Does HoHan realize what family she's in. She needs to check her last name again, because that's exactly something her family would fucking do. "My mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given" - NO! She taught you to whore yourself out for a quick dolla no matter what!
It also made me laugh to see the word WANG and Samantha in the same sentence. Til next time, HoHan!
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When you see the way she dresses and her makeup, it's no wonder older guys get in trouble. She looks 25-30 years old and that is just plain sick. Her mother is a sleazy attention whore CUNT!
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I doubt there are doctors who would give implants to a 14 year old. This is just the modern version of kleenex in the bra. Oh and that outfit isn't appropriate for a 14 year old.
Please someone, anyone....grab ahold of that choker and choke-her. She's made it so easy for us. Thank you.
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I’m like an American princess. - Paris Hilton
I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton
She is 14!!! I think people should be concerned that she is dressing like a off duty Hooters waitress from Whiting, IN. That being said, at that age, the boobs can come in overnight. My sister was a B cup in her sophmore year of high school and grew to a G (yes, G) in her junior year. Let us not worry about her boobies and worry that she will end up in rehab just like her sister. What is wrong with having a childhood you stupid Lohans!??!?!
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She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
why is samro being gone a positive note?
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Also: she needs to do some crunches or something cuz she has a fat belly and if she went to regular school where they have P.E. then I wouldnt have to say anything.
Forget the fake boobs--has anyone noticed all 3 Lohans have the EXACT same hairstyle (down to those stupid sausage curls we with long hair were forced to endure as young girls)? Creepy.
She's wearing that FUCKIN choker again!!!
AGH!!!! Someone stop me from shooting up that family with a machine gun.
"My mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given"
Yeah, I'm sure Ali appreciates the implants her mother gave her. Just like you appreciated the ones she gave you.
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Fake titties or not, in the household I grew up in, she would get a fresh batch of beatdown for dressing like a Hooters ho at that age.
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I'd be shocked if she didn't have anything done, so what's the story here?
Ok. So, let's say she did not have a boob job...HoHan, now explain why she, at 14, has to paint herself up like a 3$ whore and dress like a 39 year old lot lizard?
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I find it rather silly to imply a 14 yr old had breast implants, when you have no proof. My niece went from a training bra to a 34D over the summer when she was just 13 years old. I mean... it IS the age for growth spurts in certain areas.
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So what she can't sing or dance, & isn't original so big deal! At least she's the best in the business - typical fan response
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Who gives a shit about her implants, lets talk about her fugly face! She defintely didn't get the looks, those went to Lindsay. Ali looks like her mom, barf.
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I totally thought that Lindsay's letter was made up by MK. It was REAL?
What's with all the belly-baring shirts these days? Is that coming back?
Hekki, good point (that kind of shit can work wonders), but I will play devil's advocate too. Why does it matter if her implants on the inside or the outside of her breasts? She's still 14 and looking like she's trying to get a job at Scores!
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I’m like an American princess. - Paris Hilton
I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton
Submitted by Hekki on August 14, 2008 - 9:31am.
Now that you mention it, that would not be surprising. It is quite possible that she's wearing cutlets (haha) to "enhance" her look.
I feel like a perv for this, but after looking closely her boobs are too... long. They look like they hang down to her waist, but they're still perky. I'm gonna go with Hekki on this one and say that she's stuffing (I should give her some lessons, as I was a pro at this until I blossomed).
I swear I'm not a pedo. X.x
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Submitted by FritoDorito on August 14, 2008 - 8:56am.
Submitted by oklahoma on August 14, 2008 - 6:53am.
I remember when I realized I had boobs.. I had a white button up shirt, and was leaving for church on Wednesday night, And my mom looked at me weird, and said.. "you need a bra".. But still let me go to church.. I hate her! *cries*
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I was 10 when I started getting mosquito bites. I was sitting in my grandmas kitchen and she was smoking a pack of Pall Malls and she looked at me and announced in front of 2 of my uncles that I might need a training bra. I was such a tomboy back then that I pretended that she wasn't talking to me.
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Bwahahah, I think that's why I never noticed, cause I was a tomboy, too! hell i always wore t-shirts and shorts/jeans. But when I moved to a new school, that's when I started getting grief from other girls. jelly bitches! Poor thing, you. Her saying that in front of your uncle. My male perv cousin told me once that my nips were hard. Oh my god. What a perv. I glared at him, and never ever got around him again.
http://x17online.com/celebrities/ali_lohan/did_ali_get_a_boob_job-081320...
check out these pics, guys!
FatMartha:
Mine are still a perky B-cup. But hers were a lovely D ;)
And AliHo should have kept her original coke nostrils, because that's her future, right there!
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Submitted by Hekki on August 14, 2008 - 7:01am.
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My sister has those... she's in the itty bitty titty committee as well. I don't know why I decided to share that with you, except as an excuse to say itty bitty titty committee
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
My friend's daughter turned into a 34D at age 14. However, what makes me wonder about Ali is that she has def. had a nose job recently. She looks much better with the new nose. It's kinda coincidental that she is chestier at the same time. I'm going to say implants.
Hekki:
Cutlets for teens?
Oh, I'd beat my daughter with the Bible AND Koran if she tried to inflate her burgeoning chest at that age.
My daughter is not having sex until she is 92!
'Heaux Confessionals'
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 14, 2008 - 9:29am.
I got my first pair of titties at 14.
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That's impressive! Are yours as voluptuous as Ali's?
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Here's where I step in and play devil's advocate. Just for the hell of it. And because I feel the teensiest bit sorry for these kids.
It's possible that she's wearing a wonderbra or those silicone chicken cutlets that you stuff in a bra. My sister has little boobies, but you'd never know it when she gets all gussied up to go out. She uses those cutlet thingies in a wonderbra and lo and behold...
Submitted by bernstar69 on August 14, 2008 - 6:59am.
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Can you imagine queefing before you turn 20?
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
I got my first pair of titties at 14.
Again, please don't ask any follow-up questions! ;)
'Heaux Confessionals'
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Submitted by FritoDorito on August 14, 2008 - 8:54am.
Me too, Frito. God help the daughter that's born to me. My parents were hard-core, old-school, and I turned out quite successful...I plan the same for any potential daughter of mine. When you turn 18, it's a different story, but as long as you're a minor...
Of course, if this were anyone else but Ali Lohan, I'd ask where the hell her parents were while she was doing this, but since we're talking about the offspring of Dina-saurus, I suppose we should just be grateful her chocha isn't flapping in the breeze...
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Everyone should remember that Lindsay herself grew large, voluminous breasts overnight. I think it's clear this family has a disposition toward disproportionately-large, perfectly-round breasts. After all, look at White Oprah's ginormous rack...oh wait...
Ugh, I hate this fucking family. And Lindsay, shut the fuck up with your pedophile bullshit. No one's hot for your ugly sister, they were just asking what you thought of your mom dragging that painted little whorebag starlet all over LA trying to make her into a "star" like you. I hope you all go over a cliff in a bus. Cunts.
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I’m like an American princess. - Paris Hilton
I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton
"It is hard enough being 14 years old and you have enough insecurities to begin with, then add being in the public eye..."
It sure is. So why don't you finish high school, go to college, and spare us another Lohan singing career.
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Submitted by oklahoma on August 14, 2008 - 6:53am.
I remember when I realized I had boobs.. I had a white button up shirt, and was leaving for church on Wednesday night, And my mom looked at me weird, and said.. "you need a bra".. But still let me go to church.. I hate her! *cries*
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I was 10 when I started getting mosquito bites. I was sitting in my grandmas kitchen and she was smoking a pack of Pall Malls and she looked at me and announced in front of 2 of my uncles that I might need a training bra. I was such a tomboy back then that I pretended that she wasn't talking to me.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Submitted by bernstar69 on August 14, 2008 - 9:22am.
Good morning, Bernie! Yes, it wouldn't surprise me if it is illegal, but remember that we're dealing with A-list Hollyweird stars (cue laughter). Or at least sick assholes who have connections and will do anything for press.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 14, 2008 - 9:22am.
The reason your mother never let you dress like that is because I am sure she was a responsible and loving parent. Sadly we cannot say the same for WO, who is a famewhoring, ugly transsexual.
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@Thebreakdown.. OH yeah. You are right about Sweet16 Titties. And some parents would let them get tits earlier if they wouldn't be castrated. Cause some parents just don't care, they are too busy w/ their own lives.. Such a shame!!
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I think in that first pic, she was trying to dress down, as in trickery to the public. Like she was on a show. Stop trying to fool us Ali!
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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Titties for Sweet 16 parties are THE thing to ask for in certain circles.
Please don't ask me how I know this!
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i'm getting scared of what little skanks the next few generations of girls are going to be, shit...
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
I remember when I realized I had boobs.. I had a white button up shirt, and was leaving for church on Wednesday night, And my mom looked at me weird, and said.. "you need a bra".. But still let me go to church.. I hate her! *cries*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Would just like to add--if I had attempted to go out in public dressed the way Ali's dressed in the right pic, my parents would've locked me in the house.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
She looks like a 40-year-old truck stop hooker in the second picture and the more makeup she wears, the more she resembles WO which is sad.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
G'morning all.
Call me crazy, but isn't it illegal -- or, at the very least, UNETHICAL -- to give a teenager ANY form of plastic surgery, whether cosmetic or a necessity?
My nephew has a toe that's misshaped, and though it doesn't affect him now, the podiatrist said that it will in the future...but in order to fix it, he has to wait until he's an adult. Sure, he COULD have it done now, but the doctor deems it unfair and unethical and cruel to break a child's toe.
A toe! What...one doctor thinks twice before breaking a toe, and another just smacks silicone on a teenager because she's the sister of a "star"?!
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She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Your Mom..., I was in a C cup by 14,15 and I am thinner than she is. So weight really doesn't matter. I just don't believe these are God given because nothing on this girl is natural - her hair, the tan, the makeup that looks like she went to the Christina Aguilera "I Wanna Look Like A Tranny" school, etc.
Plus, her and her mother are a bunch of famewhores who so desperately want her to be famous, they'll do anything to make it happen. The fake boobs will have people talking and there's no such thing as bad press these days.....
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Wasn't LL about the same age when her fake ass titties hit the streets? Please. You do for one daughter, you do for both. In my house, that translated to pierced ears at the age of 14 but whatevs...
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Not only did she have her boobs done, but check out her nose in the before and after pics. It looks thinner and a lot shorter.
14 years old and she's already had a hollywood style overhaul?
Puberty, push up/t-shirt bras, body-hugging tops, but no surgery….
Funny that it’s the sister speaking out, not the mother. But as we all know, Dina is probably relishing the attention and is most likely the one who encourages Ali to draw attention to her chest.
‘My girls’ grew big at an early age but I never dressed to draw attention to them though. If anything, I dressed to minimize.
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Submitted by Bone_Daddy on August 14, 2008 - 9:14am.
is it me or does her writing style resemble Rosie O...
This is a generation that needs the AP Style Guide.
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A-fucking-men! Those things should be required in all schools. For reals. We had to memorize entire parts of it to be on the newspaper/yearbook team at my high school and it was intense, but my writing skills have improved immensely.
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I want to beat the crap out of WO. Please boycott that dumb show.
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14?! how about double that!?
the real question is
did homegirl get botox?!
she looks way younger in the boob pic
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