They're Real (According To HoHan)
Yesterday, UsWeekly posted these side-by-side pictures of allegedly 14-year-old (thanks Andy) Ali Lohan and asked the question: "Did Ali Lohan have a summer growth spurt?" What they really meant to say was: "Did White Oprah stuff the bitch with plastic sacks?" I wouldn't put it past WO. She probably has a plastic surgery office in her house. Anyfaketitties, HoHan is not amused. She took to her MySpace blog (yeah, she has one of those) and wrote this:
ARE THEY REAL?????hey everyone..
i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach.
so, here's the visual...
me and my friend Patrick walking into a store, and two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me...
one of them being, "Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?"
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my response simply was, "Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!"
i was caught out of nowhere so i didn't really come up with the proper response at the time.. there's many other things that i felt like saying, but why give it to a random guy with a camera so that he can make money!
All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.
i am not judging people that do, but i am just saying that its not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you're not even fully developed yet!
It is hard enough being 14 years old and you have enough insecurities to begin with, then add being in the public eye...
i just find it really disconcerting that people have to focus on the negative and that some people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to hurt another person.
in a more positive light...
i got some great clothes from alexander wang and i miss samantha cuz she's out of town :(
have a wonderful day everyone~
til next time..
xx LL
Somebody give HoHan a Tic-Tac! I can smell her fish jerky breath from here. Does HoHan realize what family she's in. She needs to check her last name again, because that's exactly something her family would fucking do. "My mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given" - NO! She taught you to whore yourself out for a quick dolla no matter what!
It also made me laugh to see the word WANG and Samantha in the same sentence. Til next time, HoHan!
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Submitted by KD on August 14, 2008 - 9:27am.
Who is Patrick? Is he a friend with benefits?
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If, in benefits, you mean he carries around little baggies of white powder to make money, then yes! He is!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Fake.
That is all.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by shoe addict on August 14, 2008 - 10:46am.
its not NSFW...X17 is the papz group that used to follow Brit Brit around. I believe she had a financial deal witht them. I believe Adnan used to work for them
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Ooo okay... *clicks it*
[30 seconds later]
DAMN. Okay, nevermind. I revoke every statement I made earlier. This bitch got implants, or is using an inflatable bra. I have a hard time believing she had THAT much of a growth spurt in 3 months, though I guess it could be a possibility.
Blech, I still feel like a pervo for all of this.
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Hi5.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 14, 2008 - 9:24am.
How old was Blohan when she got hers? 15? Big difference?
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The Blohan's chest blew up when she was 17, mamacita.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Who is Patrick? Is he a friend with benefits?
well, shit, i went to x17 and they sure as shit have to be fake or she stuffed them with cantelopes. retracting my earlier statement! what a dumb child for wanting that kind of disfiguration at her age. i hated mine when i was that age because boys thought i was a whore. hell, they are dd now and i'm trying to save the money to reduce them because i'm sick of the negative image they produce and having old men stare at them with the look of a wild animal. ick.
"The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance."
Aristotle
How old was Blohan when she got hers? 15? Big difference?
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
shoe addict
When I go to x17, it opens up window after window, and I end up feeling like I'm in an "I Love Lucy" episode, when she's working the candy assembly line, and can't make it stop!
Thank God my hub is a computer guru and got me out of there.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
None of these people are the least bit attractive.
They're 100% plastic from the inside out.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
I'm assuming Blohan Jr. is stuffing her bra. But the real question her is WHY would Blohan even bother commenting either way??
This is just another attempt by the Blohan clan to get more free publicity, while their crappy reality is still on.
its not NSFW...X17 is the papz group that used to follow Brit Brit around. I believe she had a financial deal witht them. I believe Adnan used to work for them
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Submitted by Sheeps on August 14, 2008 - 9:12am.
Here's a question the paps could ask her: What does Patrick do for a living?
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Blohan's dealer.
Submitted by Deb on August 14, 2008 - 10:06am.
Nothing wrong with the link. A couple of us went there with no prob. if u don't want the link, go to x17 and search ali and i'm sure it will come up that way. Sometimes when i watch internet porn the day before it screws up my computer. Reboot
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Here's a question the paps could ask her: What does Patrick do for a living?
Submitted by Deb on August 14, 2008 - 10:36am.
I can't believe I clicked on the x17 link. Does it screw up anyone else's computer?
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I'm intrigued and want to click it, but I have a feeling it may be NSFW. :X
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Hi5.
Submitted by Sheeps on August 14, 2008 - 9:06am.
You can tell it's intentional cuz she capitalizes the first letter in other sentences. Oh, why bother. She got new clothes from wang.
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True--when you've got new designer clothes, your 14-y-o sister gets a boob job, your gayelle lover is away, your career's in the crapper and your mother's a succubus, it's perfectly acceptable (if not fashionable) to use lower-case "I's".
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Aww, ya hear that guys? Maybe we should be nicer to the overpriveleged, money-hungry, self-entitled slutty 14-y-o brat. I'm sure she's nothing like her mother!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
I can't believe I clicked on the x17 link. Does it screw up anyone else's computer?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 14, 2008 - 7:01am.
It's when using lower-case "i" in your sentences that you know your education paid off well.
You can tell it's intentional cuz she capitalizes the first letter in other sentences. Oh, why bother. She got new clothes from wang.
That was not nice guys..maybe they're not implants..i mean she is only 14 and if they are then shame on whoever let her get them...I hope she just has on a very pushy push up bra or something because implants will just be ridiculous.
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Submitted by Sheeps on August 14, 2008 - 8:59am.
Lower-case "i" is rad.
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It's when using lower-case "i" in your sentences that you know your education paid off well.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
LL's blog:
So, here's the "visual..."
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Submitted by joe shmoe on August 14, 2008 - 9:34am
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G'morning Joe; I think it's very possible that she grew teetays in 3 months; but I also think that her mother would have no problem getting her plastic surgery to help boost her popularity. Questioning a 14 y.o. boobs would be absurd to most people, but most people aren't hanging out with their 16 & 17 y.o. children in nightclubs for publicity. Most people wear panties and haven't had their coochies exposed in tabloids. If these questions sound absurd to Lindsay, she can blame Long Island's Mutha of the Year.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Lower-case "i" is rad.
Exactly snowpiece and thats what ali's tits looked like two weeks ago
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Submitted by kchristopher on August 14, 2008 - 8:53am.
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Dude, you need to stop boinking your sister--it's clouding your judgement.
Shoe addict: That x17 post speaks volumes. It's as if Merlin the Magician magically appeared in Ali's bedroom one night and answered her wish for a new pair of Hollywood Slutdom boobage.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Yawn. Enough about Lohan titulars. NEXT!
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Ali is going to have WAAAAAAY more problems than LiLO and I can't wait
In about two more years she going to do her first line of coke and she's gonna love it. She will top the lindsay crazy car chase, the mercedes tree crash, and the britney head shave incident. I mean she's a Lohan and they r waaay ambitious
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Spicy....Hot...Ginge
shoe addict: and look at the other little girl in the pic. that's what a 14 year old looks like.
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
I get that some of you had huge tits when u were only twelve, but this is a lohan we r talkin about. If Ali had no tits three months ago and now all of a sudden she has huge tits, she got implants.
Get the cobbwebs out of ur brain, u guys r slow thus morning. I'm calling Bullshit!!!
This is not some midwestern teen in iowa we're talkin about (likely to stuff) it's dina lohan's kid. That makes all the difference in the world. if you view the X17 link there would be no doubt. Do we really need to wait for Michael to confirm it....Really??????
http://x17online.com/celebrities/ali_lohan/did_ali_get_a_boob_job-081320...
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Submitted by Sensimina on August 14, 2008 - 8:41am.
My guess is that W.O. realized her mistake with Linds having her "growth spurt" at 17/18....so to make it more plausible that her tits are a fucking miracle of nature, she had Ali get implants at an earlier age.
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Exactly, because you would think that if boobie growth spurts are inherant, Lindsay would've also sprouted hers around the same age as Ali. We all know that's not the case.
Even if she didn't get implants, there's still shame to be had--14-y-o girls shouldn't be wearing midriff-baring shirts with tight jeans and push-up bras. I don't wanna hear shit excuses.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
"so, here's the visual..."
so fucking annoying
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
Anyone besides me think that this girl is going to have way more problems than Lindsay?
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"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Pfft...she's already trying to outdo the 'new' Lohan step-sister. lol You've already been replaced has-beens.
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
My guess is that W.O. realized her mistake with Linds having her "growth spurt" at 17/18....so to make it more plausible that her tits are a fucking miracle of nature, she had Ali get implants at an earlier age. Her nose definitely looks smaller - noses don't shrink down during a growth spurt last time I checked.
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LMAO OMG HAAAAAAAAAATE them all so much!!!!!
Breakdown: hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahah
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
@Slutty! How are you this fine morning?
On topic: I dunno about girls, but I know for boys growth spurt means they get taller, smellier, hairier and their feet grow to size 45
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I don't think Ali got implants but she sure padded her bra. Hey..it's the oldest trick in the book!
I bet this girl will look like that whore who is banging the Spear's sister 19 year old boyfriend. She's look like shit by the time she's in her twenties. Lindsey already looks like crap.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
i will agree with two things here before i make my point. 1) the way she dresses and her make up make her look much older which can confuse a guy and get him in trouble. 2) the lohan's suck.
now, i will say that before you cast doubt on the fakeness of her breasts, i will tell you a little story about mine. when i was only one year younger than her, 13, i got my breasts. i went from the training bra my mom bought me to a full B cup and then a C by the time i was her age. they were huge and not like any of the other girls who developed a tad slower. not saying they are real, just saying that it is quite possible she had a growth spurt.
boo to white oprah either way letting her daughter wear such tight clothing and so much make up at that age.
"The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance."
Aristotle
if white oprah is lying about this 45 year old being only 14, then she probably is lying about that "growth spurt"...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
There are definitely doctors in certain parts of the country (read: LA) that would give a 14-year-old girl a boob job as long as they're being paid and rich mommy and daddy say it's ok. Just ask my tramp cousin.
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I’m like an American princess. - Paris Hilton
I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton
There is no doubt in my mind that this girl has implants. I think if you are talking about breasts that size it'll take more than three months for them to reach those proportions. Mine are relatively that big and they started growing when I was ten and didn't really stop until I reached end of middle school/beginning of high school. Those years were absolute hell too. My nickname was "Tig Bitties" all throughout middle school and a lot of people thought I was a slut just because I had huge knockers.
Uhhh, Lezzie probably also believes that unicorns are real. Why believe her about anything?
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
How does Lindsay know her sister's tank tops are not pimped out with toilet tissue/silicone/moth balls?
Did she have sexy times with her own sister?
That's some twisted sister madness right there!
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Ask me again if they grow to a 34DDD, otherwise, they look normal.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Hmm let's seeeee..*where* have I heard this story before..I'm having a strong feeling of déjà vu...oh yeh when Lindsay said exactly the same thing when she got her silicon fill-up..it was a *growth spurt*..uh huh.
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Oh...Lindsay said it's not true?...Well, by golly, let's get out the chisel and a slab o' stone and get to etchin'!
Submitted by moose knuckle on August 14, 2008 - 9:50am.
LEAVE INDIANA ALOOOOOOOONE!!!!
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Hi5.