They're Real (According To HoHan)
Yesterday, UsWeekly posted these side-by-side pictures of allegedly 14-year-old (thanks Andy) Ali Lohan and asked the question: "Did Ali Lohan have a summer growth spurt?" What they really meant to say was: "Did White Oprah stuff the bitch with plastic sacks?" I wouldn't put it past WO. She probably has a plastic surgery office in her house. Anyfaketitties, HoHan is not amused. She took to her MySpace blog (yeah, she has one of those) and wrote this:
ARE THEY REAL?????hey everyone..
i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach.
so, here's the visual...
me and my friend Patrick walking into a store, and two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me...
one of them being, "Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?"
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my response simply was, "Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!"
i was caught out of nowhere so i didn't really come up with the proper response at the time.. there's many other things that i felt like saying, but why give it to a random guy with a camera so that he can make money!
All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.
i am not judging people that do, but i am just saying that its not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you're not even fully developed yet!
It is hard enough being 14 years old and you have enough insecurities to begin with, then add being in the public eye...
i just find it really disconcerting that people have to focus on the negative and that some people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to hurt another person.
in a more positive light...
i got some great clothes from alexander wang and i miss samantha cuz she's out of town :(
have a wonderful day everyone~
til next time..
xx LL
Somebody give HoHan a Tic-Tac! I can smell her fish jerky breath from here. Does HoHan realize what family she's in. She needs to check her last name again, because that's exactly something her family would fucking do. "My mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given" - NO! She taught you to whore yourself out for a quick dolla no matter what!
It also made me laugh to see the word WANG and Samantha in the same sentence. Til next time, HoHan!
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LCT and Martha,
I bow to your good graces and common sense.
8-)
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
*winces* Not again....
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Hi5.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 14, 2008 - 12:23pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo,
That was uncalled for. Attack celebs all you want in our merry little buttfuck fiesta but leave other commentors alone.
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It's a long story. Better to leave that one alone.
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
I went from a size B to a DD in the space of a few months. I was 14 at the time. Currently I wear a size K.
Submitted by Sugaroo,
That was uncalled for. Attack celebs all you want in our merry little buttfuck fiesta but leave other commentors alone.
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
your boobs dont go from a small B(?) to a D in a few months (5 or 6) , if you want me to believe those are real say you are pregnant and that is why your boobs got big
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Somebody's pants are on fire.
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It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder
How I keep from going under
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Growth spurt in her chest is more like it. The more they deny, the more it sounds like a lie.
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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
-Nickelback, "Rockstar"
I'm going with push-up bra and tighter shirt for $200 Alex!
I wear a D-cup and when I wear looser shirts and regular bra the girls aren't as spectacular they look normal no oogling, but when I wear a tight shirt and a push-up bra FANTASTIC!!!Plenty of Ooglers.
Get real. This is HOLLYWOOD. If you think it might be a boob job, IT'S A BOOB JOB!
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
I think maybe its time fro some to stop thinking about this childs boobs for now.
Walk away from teh computer.
Do NOT think about the little kids titts no more.
lol!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
if she wasn't a Lohan, yes, I would say it is fast growth, BUT......this is Dina's daughter. She has already filled her lips....
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I was so right, thought I could turn emotions on and off; I was so sure, but love taught me who was the Boss
-Diana Ross "The Boss"
I thought it might be a push=up bra too. But a push up bra ONLY pushes up. It doesn't fill in what's missing!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
It's called a push-up bra. Oye Vay, I can't believe people are even thinking a 14 year old would get fake boobs.
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People Suck!
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 14, 2008 - 11:22am.
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Yeah, they don't look that much different from the first shot. She's wearing a full-length neck dress so I'm guessing she's either not wearing a bra since it's holding her in or she's not wearing the pushup one. You can tell they still jut out at the right length if you see where her stomach should be and the bottom of the boob falls. There's an extra piece of material in the area that's causing the illusion from the side of a really small rack.
If she did get a boob job, her mother and surgeon should both be shot. Hell, shoot her mother anyway.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
Isn't this the very same controversay that Lindsay went thru when she was 17? Genetics? DNA? Maybe. But more likely DiNA!
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
I prayed for boobs when I was 12... does that count?
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
She obviously got her lips done at some point, so the claim that she's not had any work done because she's only 14 is just silly, sorry Linds. Sure, people go through growth spurts but boobs don't just pop up over night. On top of everything else, you have to consider what family we're dealing with here. I say definitely boob job.
She most certainly also had her nose done. I seriously don't know how anyone in here could deny that obvious boob job.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
@Salem13:
You can buy your hair if it won't grow
You can fix your nose if you say so
You can buy all the makeup that man can make
But if
You can't see inside you
Find out "who am i" too
You find the reflection you see to be so
Damn Unpretty.
You just made me think of that. I think it fits:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
lil baby boob job
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by lizz on August 14, 2008 - 10:17am.
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Yes, but have you checked out the X17 link yet?
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
So by all means Lindsey, go public with your views on how hard it is to live in the public eye.
Didn't you have phone sexy times scheduled with SamRo? Was she late calling so you decided to exploit your sister's "public life" the same way your Mom does?
I guess the coke baggie doesn't fall from the coke baggie tree.
STFU!
Your sister looks like a HOOKER!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
For the record, I hate the entire Hohan skank family, BUT! It is possible to grow some big chi chi's over the span of a summer.
In the summer from 8th grade to my freshman year, I went from an A cup to a large C cup. No boob job.
But then again, this is the Blohans.......boob job.
She can buy all the plastic surgery in the world to bad you can't buy TALENT.
I'm gonna go with real, but a wonky bra. If you look closely at these two pictures, it looks like they jut out from her body about the same distance and it's the up&down that's giving her the "big" look. That happens from smushing the girls together in one of those weird, uniboob pushup bras. You can tell she has different cleavage in the two pictures. The fact that she's trying to push them out in the second picture and she's slouching in the first makes up for the difference.
Submitted by Laura on August 14, 2008 - 11:57pm.
The puberty thing would be plausible if it hadn't happened in mere days. I don't really know why we care, she is a talentless hanger on. I mean, would this chick be in any magazines if it weren't for her trashy sister?
Yes, because her fame hungry, cuntbag whore of a mother would whore her out to fulfill her own lost dreams and "I could have been a dancer" victim mentality instead.
The only person in this trainwreck of a family that deserves a sloppy, sticky death is Dina.
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@YMAT&PSL:
1. Yes, I'm a little girlie - I'm only 5'4"
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2. I was just looking for a more recent photo. Those Hohan's are good. Really recent photos are hard to find. Strangely - this guy gets his news from here:)
http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-star-couplings-lindsay-lohan-says-ali-...
But that's a comparison against something a little more recent. I vote boob job.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Well of course they're fake! Just like her lips, her singing voice and her whole entire family!
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
I don't doubt that a girl her age with her frame can have boobies that size...BUT
I find the very short amount of time it took for her to get from an a to a c-cup extremely suspicious.
That is all.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
I had a little body and huge boobs when i was that age, and there is NO WAY IN HELL my mother would have let me show them off like that. No way in hell. But this IS White Oprah we're talking about, so who knows. And like everyone else has said, she's a Lohan, so there's a damn good chance that her mammaries are stuffed and/or fake.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
LCT, hahahaha
I still say Ali will not live to see 20 years old.
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I was so right, thought I could turn emotions on and off; I was so sure, but love taught me who was the Boss
-Diana Ross "The Boss"
Submitted by ROTFLMAO on August 14, 2008 - 9:59am.
My niece at 14 weighed all of 110lbs, but he tits developed into like a 32DD. My sister allowed my niece to go to the neighborhood pools with eeny weeny bikinis on. Needless to say, she was the talk of the town. However, I believe this bitch had surgery.
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Hopefully she wasn't shaking them around like the chick in your avvie...lol.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by angel_i on August 14, 2008 - 9:57am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 14, 2008 - 10:51am.
That's what I'm talkin 'bout! It's not realistic that a 14-y-o girl with such a small frame and mosquito bites on her chest can naturally balloon to a c-cup in a matter of a few months. In a year, I'd say maybe...but not in a few months--no fkn way.
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The only reason I can believe it is because that happened to me - but I was only 11! And yes, I got stretch marks in the deal although they've faded now.
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Were you tiny like Ali at 11? I mean, do you have a naturally small frame?
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 14, 2008 - 10:50am.
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Michael Jackson hasn't had any plastic surgery either.
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Oh come now, let's not be silly. We all know he only had two nose surgeries and nothing else. ONLY TWO.
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
My niece at 14 weighed all of 110lbs, but he tits developed into like a 32DD. My sister allowed my niece to go to the neighborhood pools with eeny weeny bikinis on. Needless to say, she was the talk of the town. However, I believe this bitch had surgery.
No Read, No Shade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 14, 2008 - 10:52am.
Submitted by angel_i on August 14, 2008 - 10:43am.
WHY do celebrities talk like loonies? It's always the ones with no real business being celebrities, innit?:
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Sadly, that's how Hollywood works these days. Acting skills are no longer a prerequisite, you just have to be able to lie to people while looking them straight in the eye and have far fewer IQ points than the average ladybug.
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Trudat.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
angel, if her boobs grew over 6 months, I would believe they are real, but she is so skinny, and this happened in 2 weeks.....no way.
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Just when every day seemed to greet me with a smile; sun spots are fading, now I'm doing time, now I'm doing time.....
-Soundgarden "Fell On Black Days"
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 14, 2008 - 10:51am.
That's what I'm talkin 'bout! It's not realistic that a 14-y-o girl with such a small frame and mosquito bites on her chest can naturally balloon to a c-cup in a matter of a few months. In a year, I'd say maybe...but not in a few months--no fkn way.
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The only reason I can believe it is because that happened to me - but I was only 11! And yes, I got stretch marks in the deal although they've faded now.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
The puberty thing would be plausible if it hadn't happened in mere days. I don't really know why we care, she is a talentless hanger on. I mean, would this chick be in any magazines if it weren't for her trashy sister?
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It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
As I've said before, this family is a waste of DNA and needs to be eradicated.
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Just don't feed the gayelles! They eat enough of each other.---MK 8/5/2008
Submitted by angel_i on August 14, 2008 - 10:43am.
WHY do celebrities talk like loonies? It's always the ones with no real business being celebrities, innit?:
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Sadly, that's how Hollywood works these days. Acting skills are no longer a prerequisite, you just have to be able to lie to people while looking them straight in the eye and have far fewer IQ points than the average ladybug.
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
Submitted by JuneStar on August 14, 2008 - 9:48am.
i saw Ali on 19th st in late may/early june. i did NOT look at her chest, but no one balloons that much in two months without massive stretch marks. she was SO SKINNY and little.
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That's what I'm talkin 'bout! It's not realistic that a 14-y-o girl with such a small frame and mosquito bites on her chest can naturally balloon to a c-cup in a matter of a few months. In a year, I'd say maybe...but not in a few months--no fkn way.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
She's definitely got her nose done but she really could have grown into those boobies. I mean that does happen. I get pretty disconcerted, in general. It seems like people are super quick to imagine that any change to the body means plastic surgery (or drugs) but lots of things change a body, you know?
For the record, I have nothing against plastic surgery but, like most everything else, it's really out of control. To the point where I can't even begin to decide whether to argue for or against in this case.
I, will, however be on scar patrol. They all slip up sooner or later and this one's got time.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Michael Jackson hasn't had any plastic surgery either.
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Just when every day seemed to greet me with a smile; sun spots are fading, now I'm doing time, now I'm doing time.....
-Soundgarden "Fell On Black Days"
i saw Ali on 19th st in late may/early june. i did NOT look at her chest, but no one balloons that much in two months without massive stretch marks. she was SO SKINNY and little. it could be a majorly padded bra. but prob not. when i was so skinny i had no boobs at all, they didnt grow but when i gained 20 pounds they got huge! (for my frame, not in general)
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 14, 2008 - 10:27am.
The Blohan's chest blew up when she was 17, mamacita.
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Ooops... a couple years too soon. Well hell, as long as you're 17 you're allowed to get pancake boobs so pedophile is no longer applicable, right?
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I got attitude in my horse pills!
WHY do celebrities talk like loonies? It's always the ones with no real business being celebrities, innit?:
"that some people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to hurt another person."
Nice try, Lindsay. The things they said about you were true, tho, weren't they? It was a question - stupid question, fair enough. Just answer it and get on with your life. You're starting to look like your mom.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.