Dancing With Batman!
Page Six reports that 80-year-old pepaw Adam West might join the next cast of "Dancing with the Has-Beens." A source said, "Adam is in outstanding shape. He works out an hour a day and walks with his big dog on his farm in Sun Valley, Idaho." Walks with big dog on farm? Is that code for something I should know about? It sounds sort of sexy.
Adam's rep would not say that nothing is definite. The entire cast will be announced on August 25th. Just add the OG Batman to the long list of skanks who are rumored to be joining the cast. They include Chloris Leachman, Lance Bass, Toni Braxton, Jewel, Ty Murray and Florence Henderson.
Adam, Chloris and Florence are too good for that shit! They should be doing a sitcom together or starring in Werther's Originals commercials. But if Adam insists on doing the show, this should be his opening number:
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Holy Bat Crap...He's still got the moves!!! And Robin was a such a douchebag teen!
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Jesus, that can't be a recent pic. He looks damn good for 80. I would have guessed 65.
Toni Braxton?
I guess she didn't unbreak her brokeness.
Jewel? JEWEL?
Adam West, oh lawdy, if they include the graphics, "POW" "BAM" "WHAMMY" etc..., I would watch it.
Did George Hamilton already do this show?
Disco Dracula would be awesomeness.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
...he's looking alot like the Gayken's dad as he ages...Holy fagulosity, Batman!...
Ugh. Fucking Lance Bass. I hate that FAS douche. Seriously, keep that mug confined to the privacy of your own home and stop subjecting us to your 'celebrity.' Better yet, perhaps you could take a trip into space and never come back?
Adam West can do no wrong.
Get the funk up!
BATMAN
Get the funk up!
BATMAN
Get the funk up!
**Got to love Prince**
Darth Vader wore a raspberry beret
Adam West is 80? Holy crap he looks good. I'd still hit it.
I loved this show as a kid. I do not think even Adam can make me watch DWTS but anything is possible.
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BAT MUSIC!
He should wear the cape for every routine.
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This dance ain’t for everybody… only the sexy people…
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It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder
How I keep from going under
Will he do the campy Bat-dance he did on the show?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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MK, you really know your "BIFFS!" from your "POWS!". Thank for making me smile...
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
Now that's dancing! HAHAHA
King Tut (Victor Buono) was an awesome villian-he played a real creepy character in Beneath the Planet of the Apes when everyone removes their faces and show the effects of a nuclear war!!!
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I LOOOOOOOVE Adam West! He makes an already good show (Family Guy) that much better.
"I love Journey! And I love when people sing the lyrics! But I hate baseball cards..."
Is he dancing the BATusi? I love Adam West. He's such a happy cheeseball.
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. --Dr. Seuss
I will watch it under one condition... If they play Prince's "Bat Dance" while he was dancing.
Darth Vader wore a raspberry beret
so do they play Batman on FX? I'm getting excited over here!!!!! I think this old peepaw was probably my first crush even if I was too young to realize I wanted the Bat schlong!
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
I liked that show as a kid
Sadly I remember that one, I loved the show, same bat time, same bat channel. Dance on Mayor West.
I think the saddest part of that utterly ridiculous clip is that I actually remember that scene. Childhood trauma!
Does anyone actually watch these dance shows? I mean, apart from MK...
YES! The sexiest Batman of all! Praise Jesus!
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
They should rename it "Dancing with Depends"
Ok...toni braxton? I thought she had to stop performing because of her heart....guess she got the greenlight to DANCE DANCE DANCE!!!!
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Reading this, it reminded me of the Rappin' Granny!! Now that's what I call a HOT SLUT Of THE MONTH! MK, you should check her out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moRT_8DsOQE
"Adam, Chloris and Florence are too good for that shit! They should be doing a sitcom together or starring in Werther's Originals commercials."
MUCH MUCH agreed MK.
BAT MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bwahahahaha...that was a great clip! Holy satin blue cape batman!
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Holy Blue Rinse, Batman!
Gotta keep the memaws happy….
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But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
OMG MK I didn't see the clip. I love you! Batman was my fave show when I was little.
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
BIFF!
I'm 7 years-old again, doing the Bat dance! Make the wings flap! Oh wait, that's Wonder Woman....
Nice Chiclet teeth, man.
what a bunch of wrinkly old dudes, this is why I watch SYTYCD and not this cheese fest
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
Who is this guy????
Dancing with the Star has become the wasteland for has-beens and retired actors who should STAY retired.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
Dance for me you slaves!!!
Glorious.