Pammy Has A New Dude
Pamela Anderson was reportedly back with Tommy Lee, but she later brushed it off by saying she's just "living" with him while her house "gets built." There's a vagina rejuvenation joke in there somewhere. Anywhore, Pammy might be telling the truth, because E!'s Marc Malkin claims she has a new man.
This isn't just any new man, he's apparently royalty. She's a royal whore, so they make a perfect couple. The mystery dude is a member of Abu Dhabi's royal family. Pammy met him while visiting Abu Dhabi last June. She also announced that she's working with the royal family to build an ecofriendly bordello in the area. Okay, they're building a hotel. We say whore house, she says hotel.
Pammy and her new dude were seen out in West Hollywood this past weekend. She calls him Milk-Sheik, or Milk for short. Well, hopefully she's going to milk that dude for all he's worth. He sounds like he cums money.
She needs to marry that dude. I normally wouldn't advise that to a skank who has been married more times than she can count (seriously, she can't count that high), but she has to marry him without a prenup. Once she gets his money and leaves him, she'll have to join the witness protection program, but that's ok! She can cover her safe house in gold and diamonds.
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Off topic: The ads for American Apparel just keep getting worse and worse. We're finally rid of the stumpy plain nugget in the bathing suit and now we have to stare at two creepy-as-fuck hairy dudes laying in repose.
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The Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones. - Our beloved MK
"Her milk-sheik brings all the boys to the yard ..."
HaHa!
I can't believe guys still date this skank - everyone knows she has Hep C and lord know what else.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
Pam sweetheart... Can you take a short break from relationships for awhile? Give your down there region a break.
Darth Vader wore a raspberry beret
OMG, i don't know who's worse...Pamela or Kate Hudson********************************************
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Her skin doesn't look bad at all. It's the heavy makeup, pencil thin brows, tranny lips and bleached hair that are adding years to her appearance.
Well, PETA would rather see animals be killed than rehomed because they don't think having pets is ethical. Basically anyone who supports the lunatics/scammers at PETA is a fucking retarded hypocrite.
As for the leather seats...haha...I'd not be shocked if Pam had no idea where leather came from.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
The Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones. - Our beloved MK
Shocking...another week, another dude.
You know, I'm honestly curious as to how Pam and Paris manage walk around Hollywood without thier vaginas dragging along behind them. Disgusting hags.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
In other news, the royal family of Abu Dhabi threatens to disown this dude unless he dumps the leather bag pronto.
Pam looks like she washes her face with gravel. She looks beat.
As for Pam and her links with PETA, I find her to be a total bullshit hypocrite. She'll complain about KFC and claim to be a vegetarian, and talk about ethical treatment to animals, but she'll wear Ugg boots and carry leather bags, and her cars have leather seats in them. Pam is an animal advocate when it suits her to be one.
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
God be with you, dumbass.
Her milk-sheik brings all the boys to the yard ...
I like Pam, because she's a well meaning idiot. I'm sure she believes PETA actually gives a fuck about animals, and is too dumb to see through their shit. But she has a pretty good sense of humor about herself and doesn't try to whitewash the fact that she got where she is because of a sex tape and a pair of bolt ons.
That being said, at this point, anyone who dates her must be in it because they've had the fantasy of porking Pam since 1994 - not because of what she looks like currently. That face looks way harsh.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
The Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones. - Our beloved MK