Pammy Has A New Dude
Pamela Anderson was reportedly back with Tommy Lee, but she later brushed it off by saying she's just "living" with him while her house "gets built." There's a vagina rejuvenation joke in there somewhere. Anywhore, Pammy might be telling the truth, because E!'s Marc Malkin claims she has a new man.
This isn't just any new man, he's apparently royalty. She's a royal whore, so they make a perfect couple. The mystery dude is a member of Abu Dhabi's royal family. Pammy met him while visiting Abu Dhabi last June. She also announced that she's working with the royal family to build an ecofriendly bordello in the area. Okay, they're building a hotel. We say whore house, she says hotel.
Pammy and her new dude were seen out in West Hollywood this past weekend. She calls him Milk-Sheik, or Milk for short. Well, hopefully she's going to milk that dude for all he's worth. He sounds like he cums money.
She needs to marry that dude. I normally wouldn't advise that to a skank who has been married more times than she can count (seriously, she can't count that high), but she has to marry him without a prenup. Once she gets his money and leaves him, she'll have to join the witness protection program, but that's ok! She can cover her safe house in gold and diamonds.
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Tommy Lee may be the stupidest (and ironically one of the richest) fucks on the planet, but no way is he hooking back up with a used, walking DNA crime scene sample, who publicly accused HIM if giving her Hep-C.
Drama/Snow:
xoxo's for both.
Whilst(I've been using that word a lot) I love all those dudes, my favorite character is OMAR-fucking brilliant!
I don't know what went down with her-I was coicidently IN L.A. visiting USC when it that shizz went down-but at least I don't have her diagnosing me/others anymore.
Only in the USA can a peroxide, inflatable, disease ridden prostitute find fame and stupid men to fawn over her.
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SNOW! Loves ya back! *doing happy dance!*
On topic: Pam is a HUGE HO.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Drama: UR THE BEST!! :) luv ya!
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
angry mom: for me it's Idris and then all the rest. I like Avon too. I have to catch up with the show tho, I stopped after Season Three and I need to catch up. Once... SPOILER ALERT... Stringer died I was too devestated to go on much longer.....
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
SNOW, I'm seriously so happy I'm almost in tears. PLEASE do not disappear again.
Thanks, angry mom! Loves you back -- your speak your mind & stand by your statements, which is admirable. (& you can do it w/o throwing out random insults, which is impressive!) But don't be fooled -- LA didn't leave.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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snowpiece-in order of hotness-angry's list
dom, JD-Idris-Sydnor tie, lance,lester f.
The Wire is like a secret club, ain't it? :)
angry mom: yes, he's not my #1 but I do know what you mean. Hell, sometimes I think I'd go for Kima, LMAO!!!!!!
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
She's just using him to get the daughter that she never got. If not by him, maybe she'll borrow some of Tommy Lee's nasty sperm to have one.
Submitted by snowpiece on August 13, 2008 - 5:28pm.
NOT AT ALL-I was hoping you'd say something about him or Lance Reddick- his icy stare gives me the good kinda goosebumps... :)
Why is this plastic hag still relevant? Not to me...
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on August 13, 2008 - 5:26pm.
Aww, drama, loves you-post whatever the fuck you like hot bitch!!!! You were the first person to have my perverbial back (against L.A. of all people who disappeared whilst I was out of town-still don't know what happened) here when I first started posting-if someone bitches I'll be your gorilla bodyguard-poor spelling and all.
:) xox
Drama: Pam is a big ole ho and I will check the myspace when I get home.
So proud of the child tho!
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
angry mom: OMG we have the same taste! Sometimes I have tingly times for Lester too, tho, is that wierd? LOL
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
SNOW! YAY!!!!!! You can't even know how happy I am to see you. I must've missed your "Shrek" post on my way home (The Child started Kindergarten today). PLEASE come back to myspace just so I can know what's going on w/ you. (Leave your email in a message & we can chat!) I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO glad you're okay! I've really missed you!
Anyone who has a problem w/ this being off topic can kiss my ass! Snow was my 1st friend on d.
But, just to make it all "official": On topic: Pam's a whore.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Submitted by snowpiece on August 13, 2008 - 5:20pm.
That hottie that plays Sydnor is yummy as well. I love/loved that fucking show with a crazy passion!!! :)
Sorry, Sluts. 2X post.
Now is about the time Pammy will claim she's pregnant again. She did it with Kid Rock and the last douche bag (Rick Salomon?) she was hitched to for that one crazy week.
Her kids must have a therapist and their PHARMACIST on speed-dial.
Dramz: did you see my post to you in the Shrek thread? I don't even go on myspeace anymore but I may have to just for you and Carlz. Cuz we will get reamed for OT on here. But I missed u 2!
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
angry mom I love JD too!
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
SNOW! DAMMIT! HOW DO I KEEP MISSING YOU? It's SO GOOD to see you, girl! Carli & I've missed you sooooooooooooo much!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by Green Is Good on August 13, 2008 - 5:12pm.
In tears laughing GREEN!!!!!
I can always count on you to make an esoteric joke-fruit snacks and stickers for the best red-headed stepchild ever!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 13, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Too easy for IRS to track. Whorebag doesn't pay taxes.
Submitted by snowpiece on August 13, 2008 - 4:58pm.
I actually love Idris and JD tons and tons tons too...But Dom shows up in my naughty dreams the most so by default he's my new avie...Roger may come back when I'm feeling extra snarky.
Submitted by Green Is Good on August 13, 2008 - 3:10pm.
It's not like Pammy plays hard to get. "You got cash? Okay!"
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OMG! She doesn't take credit cards anymore?!? ;)
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Pammy, Karl Malden called.
He wants his trademark bulbous schnozz back.
Betcha Milkshake is not a vegan. In fact, I'm sure he roasts boars routinely. He might mistake Pammy for one; she's looking harsh these days.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Trust, this dude is in it for the poke, the smoke, and he's out of there.
It's not like Pammy plays hard to get. "You got cash? Okay!"
Submitted by Salem13 on August 13, 2008 - 3:07pm.
You could kill an entire small country between her STDs and Wonkys STDs.
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ITA. They're both walking biological weapons of mass destruction.
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She looks like a giant herpe. She is aging horribly
You could kill an entire small country between her STDs and Wonkys STDs.
"She calls him Milk-Sheik, or Milk for short."
Isn't drinking milk or consuming milk products anti-vegan?
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such a friendly face!
Her kids must be so THRILLED to have a new daddy.
angry mom LOL I had to refresh to see Dom. I still saw that purple monster head. IMO Idris is the hottest one on The Wire.....
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"WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK." stan hooper
Submitted by angry mom on August 13, 2008 - 2:53pm.
Momus, that's Dominic West-fucking gorgeous, isn't he?
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Yes. He is. I especially like the knowing smirk.
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Momus, that's Dominic West-fucking gorgeous, isn't he? He was in The Wire, 300, Mona Lisa Smile ect. I lust for him daily/hourly-minutely...too much info-sorry. :p
I'm thinking veggie corn dogs instead though...they are easier for him to eat :)
Someone needs to tell her that she doesn't need to marry everyone that she infects with her Hep. She needs to give that poor saggy vadge a break already!
Your face!
Submitted by angry mom on August 13, 2008 - 2:47pm.
Glad I can amuse AND assist with dinner.
BTW: Who's your avie?
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MOMUS!!! LMAO-My boy just asked me for veggie weiners for dinner!!!! LOL!
Life is fucking hilarious!
Submitted by angry mom on August 13, 2008 - 2:39pm.
Momus! I was actually referring to the old American Apparal ad with the monkey lady with the black swim suit-- but that is ALSO pretty fucking funny!!! Two used up trash bags with vajays like throwing a weiner down a hallway.
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Has to be veggie weiner for Pammy to chase it; Kellie will only chase it if it's young un'!
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Momus! I was actually referring to the old American Apparal ad with the monkey lady with the black swim suit-- but that is ALSO pretty fucking funny!!! Two used up trash bags with vajays like throwing a weiner down a hallway.
eco this..eco that. so sick of these celebutards pretending to care. if she were that "green" she would have her plastic fun bags removed so as not to have caustic chemicals leaking into her own body. oh, wait. then she would look like an average, skanky, $2 bus station whore, rather than a $20 vegas strip ho. my bad.
Submitted by angry mom on August 13, 2008 - 2:29pm.
Submitted by Sensimina on August 13, 2008 - 4:21pm.
LMAO-she WAS rather simian looking wasn't she :)
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Pam's Kellie Dawson's sister/mother.
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I bet her sex with Tommy Lee is *filthy*. And I don't mean in a good way.
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Submitted by Sensimina on August 13, 2008 - 4:21pm.
LMAO-she WAS rather simian looking wasn't she :)
Old news.
Tommy Lee shoved her skanky ass out of his house cuz he was tired of her bitching about his Double-Double cheeseburgers from In-n-Out.
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Submitted by loric on August 13, 2008 - 5:10pm.
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Okay you and I are on the same wavelength here. I saw a picture of her getting out of a Land/Range Rover, and I wondered if she had them
re-upholster those seats.
Darth Vader wore a raspberry beret
movin' on...to the middle east...cause shes given all the manwhores in hollywood and canada the clap! Time to share her hoo-hoo sores with the world!
He'll never marry her. She might get some good gifts of jewelry she can sell later, but that's it.
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