Jamie Lynn's Competition
Look at what the possum dragged in! No, seriously, I think a possum dragged that skeezer from her corner and into the local park for this picture. This dirty dish towel of a woman claims she did secret sexy times with Casey Aldridge while Jamie Lynn was knocked up.
28-year-old Kelli Dawson said she began bumping shrooms with 19-year-old Casey last year. She told InTouch, "We were both really attracted to each other. He totally instigated it and pursued me. His friends would tell me that he liked me, that he thought I was pretty.” Well, he was lying to you, Kelli. I mean, about the pretty part.
Kelli went on to say that they fucked each other a few months before Jamie Lynn popped out a baby, “It just didn’t feel right. He had to deal with the baby coming, and it had to stop.” The last time they had sex was in March, but Kelli says they still "kiss occasionally."
Even Brit Brit's first husband, Jason Alexander, popped in to "confirm" Kelli's claims, “Kelli and Casey have been a couple on and off for a few years. They were a really tight couple, but I think it was hard for Kelli, having Jamie Lynn in the picture.” Was InTouch handing out Shakey's gift certificates to anybody who had anything to say about Jamie Lynn and Casey? What the hell does Jason Alexander know?! And I hate myself for the fact that whenever I hear the name "Jason Alexander," I don't think of the dude from Seinfeld, I think of this douche! That's a crime.
Kelli has no business running around with a 19-year-old anyway. She looks like she has 5 of her own kids to take care of and a $40-a-day meth habit to feed.
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She was rode hard and put away wet. MK said skeezer. hehe
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 13, 2008 - 12:01pm.
Is that the cross of Cheezus around her neck???????
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Yes. It's made out of Cheetos strung on Cap'n Crunch beads. It's how she attracted Casey in the first place.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I thought it was Cameron Diaz at first.
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She may look 48, but mentally, she must be 12. Ewww, "his friends would tell me that he like me", I just need to know if he checked the box on the note that read: Do you like me, check yes or no.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Did they pull a Phoebe Price and add cellulite to her thigh or is that just strange shadowing?
Is that the cross of Cheezus around her neck???????
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Wonder how she feels that "HER" competition is only 17 and "HER" competition WON!! Nasty bitch with no class got beat by a bubblgum chewing child.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Remember that classic pic of a psychotic shaved-head Brit wielding an umbrella? I hope that Britney shows up at this slut's house and gives her what she deserves.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Fugly....Casey sure likes the frosted hair types. Dont they know that NO ONE gets frosted hair anymore...cept members of the spears clan.
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
No comment!
Darth Vader wore a raspberry beret
OK sooo obviously I'm not the only one here who wants to slap that cunty smug look off her haggard face.
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I can already hear the banjos just by looking at her.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
She's 28?? Yeah...and I'm 23. pfft. Seriously though...go find someone your own age, cradle robber!!!
I wouldnt date someone who couldnt go to a bar for drinks....just wouldnt. Thats just waaaaaaaaay too young....and I like them a bit young. Hell....my hubby is 5 years younger than me. ;D
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
You just know after the photo shoot she got in to her beat up pick-up truck, opened her long neck Budweiser bottle on the dashboard, turned up the cuntry muzak and rode home on that dusty road to her 1975 rusted trailer. Sat there on the front porch in her ripped up and molded lazyboy recliner right next to her washing machine and thought......Man, I'm gonna be RICH now....everyone's gonna want to hear ma story!!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Is that Pizzaface Diaz?
Submitted by EastEndGirl on August 13, 2008 - 11:45am.
Let's just say that I will never see 40 again in this lifetime. And, I wouldn't touch a 19-year-old ... especially one who has been infected by the Spears clan.
Nineteen-year-olds are too immature and can't get into bars ... a 25-year-old is another story. ;)
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I'd hit it!
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on August 13, 2008 - 2:43pm.
Ugh, this really pisses me off b/c I have a little brother who I'm over 9 years older than. If some nasty slut was after him, I would definitely have to cut a bitch.
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You'd better watch out for him then - it's not even old hos who are bad anymore, it's the young girls. My little bro is six years younger than me and hos are trying to get at him all the time. I swear to god, one of his little friends wears more makeup and looks older than I do. I've noticed that the girls who are interested in him are all super-aggressive and act like fucking bar sluts. Now he's getting into girls but it was fucking weird to see girls all over him when they were like 13/14, he wasn't even mature enough to admit a crush yet and there were girls who literally acted like sluts my age throwing themselves at him. My mom was appalled, too. I mean, girls were never like that at my middle school and I was in 8th grade in 2000. Times are changing fast.
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The Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones. - Our beloved MK
Oh i was just reading that her mom was a feral stripper and her dad was a bull dog who was fired from being the georgia state mascot after he was found snorting lines with one of the cheerleaders.
THAT explains her face!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Eww. Then again, if I were a guy, I'd probably go with her over any member of the Spears clan. Then again I'd probably go with prison shower rape over any member of the Spears clan.
Submitted by Indiesr1 on August 13, 2008 - 1:39pm.
I'm pretty sure it's because he's FROM that small buttfuck town they live in.
Anyway, am I the only one APPALLED at this bitch's lack of shame? Who calls up a magazine to tell the world you fucked a kid with a baby on the way with a 16 year old? Oh right. THIS BITCH.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
When you first glance she looks a little like Jamie Lynn. Then when you look closer, it looks like Jamie Lynn after surviving a fire and being rolled in dog shit.
she really is 28..........in dog years
Let's guess at what she does for a living...
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
jaime lynn is gonna get out her tennis cans and start snappin into a slim jim over this green bean tossin boot move toilet bat!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by Sensimina on August 13, 2008 - 11:41am.
You will not be saying that when you are 40.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
I think someone forgot to mention how there's a bar and alcohol involved here
This is grade school, these mags are getting desperate to even print this. STFU stupid bitch, you sound inbred.
Ugh, this really pisses me off b/c I have a little brother who I'm over 9 years older than. If some nasty slut was after him, I would definitely have to cut a bitch.
The body MAYBE is 28. The face is about 48, and God knows how rancid and old that hole between her legs is. Gross. Who'd have thought they could get any grosser than Jamie Lynn?
Where'd she get that picture taken? In front of a nursing home?
Your Mom Ate th... on August 13, 2008 - 2:38pm
Ima thinkin' the Math isn't a required subject.
If y'all take seven and minuses it from another seven, that fancy city math says you get naught and not another seven.
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Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 13, 2008 - 2:40pm.
So this is the bitch with the boot moves?
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Well, apparently (i'm just learning) Boot Moves is a cultural thang. I think Jessica's got'em too.
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Wow...I'm 22 and I would never even think of fucking a 19 year old. Nast.
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The Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones. - Our beloved MK
So this is the bitch with the boot moves?
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
What the hell kind of GD outfit is that?
A nightgown with Harley Davidson boots = cheap prostitute with a Harley that works the day-shift at the Pink Pony (worst.schedule.possible.)
Anywhore, that bitch is so inconsiderate.
She could of put a hole in the condom they were hopefully using, get knocked up, and then tell it all to Ok! Mag about how she was bumping crab coochies with Casey making us all happy.
P.S. I'm turning into one of those Michael K's...
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Wow - looks like she took a lesson from Jessica Simpson on how to dress cuntry.
Let the trailer times begin.
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
What the hell does Brit ex got to do with this? Why are they asking him for confirmation?
"Kelli and Casey have been a couple on and off for a few years." Yea, a couple of douches.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 13, 2008 - 1:32pm.
"Kelli and Casey have been a couple on and off for a few years."
Few years?
So was he like 15 when it started???
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Yeah, aren't there laws regarding that? Or do they not apply in the redneck sister-fucking backwoods of Louisiana?
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Ok, *I* am 28, and I could never, never ever in this lifetime be as trashy and immature and beat-up looking as this burnt-up, cradle-robbing WHO-ER! That is just SAD.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
GOT TO LOVE THE SOUTH!!
Totally classy outfit. Really makes me want to side with her.
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It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
This desperate SKANK, HOOKER, CUNT...pick one... should be in prison!!! Been on and off for a few years!!!??? Like, when he was 15 and she was 24? That is fucking sick! She is a predator and has no business meddling in these children's (YES, CHILDREN) lives. Plus, she looks like a skankier, slightly decomposing version of that racist Kimberley bitch from Real World Hollywood.
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For some reason this story really infuriates me...
This ho has obviously been hangin out with the women's gymnastics officals from China. 28?! Puleeze, check her passport,lol.
and P.S. Who gives an eff about this story. OK, must realy have a lot of time on their hands...I blame the economy.
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"His friends would tell me that he liked me, that he thought I was pretty.”
...and then this one time, he writted me a note that sade "Do you like me? Circle Yes or No"...and i circled Yes.
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!
She looks like an ugly Tiffani Amber Thiessen.
28 my ass!!!
She is beat!!! She also looks fucking OLD for 28!As a side note- Did this bitch steal them cowboy boats from Twitney?