Jamie Lynn's Competition
Look at what the possum dragged in! No, seriously, I think a possum dragged that skeezer from her corner and into the local park for this picture. This dirty dish towel of a woman claims she did secret sexy times with Casey Aldridge while Jamie Lynn was knocked up.
28-year-old Kelli Dawson said she began bumping shrooms with 19-year-old Casey last year. She told InTouch, "We were both really attracted to each other. He totally instigated it and pursued me. His friends would tell me that he liked me, that he thought I was pretty.” Well, he was lying to you, Kelli. I mean, about the pretty part.
Kelli went on to say that they fucked each other a few months before Jamie Lynn popped out a baby, “It just didn’t feel right. He had to deal with the baby coming, and it had to stop.” The last time they had sex was in March, but Kelli says they still "kiss occasionally."
Even Brit Brit's first husband, Jason Alexander, popped in to "confirm" Kelli's claims, “Kelli and Casey have been a couple on and off for a few years. They were a really tight couple, but I think it was hard for Kelli, having Jamie Lynn in the picture.” Was InTouch handing out Shakey's gift certificates to anybody who had anything to say about Jamie Lynn and Casey? What the hell does Jason Alexander know?! And I hate myself for the fact that whenever I hear the name "Jason Alexander," I don't think of the dude from Seinfeld, I think of this douche! That's a crime.
Kelli has no business running around with a 19-year-old anyway. She looks like she has 5 of her own kids to take care of and a $40-a-day meth habit to feed.
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She looks a bit rough around the edges for 28. And if it were me and I were 28, I wouldn't be bragging about banging a 19 year old. It may technically be legal, but it still seems like cradle robbing to me.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Please, the whore looks 28 about as much as...I do!
This does make me give more weight to the blind on CDACN that linked a pregnant teen to a much, much older producer...hmmmmm?
Submitted by madam s. on August 13, 2008 - 3:41pm.
The outfit she chose for her "Exclusive" is hilarious. And if I was a 28 year old woman (or man) I don't think I'd be publicly bragging about banging a teenager... it's pretty sad.
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Its celeb mentality...Thats how people are. I know crackheads who happened to be at a party that britney spears was at and they were going on and on about how she looked horrible and she was drinking non-stop and ugh....just this whole "look im better than her because I can talk bad about her eventhough im nowhere near as successful as she is" crap.
First morgan freeman flips his car, then Bernie Mac AND Issac Hayes die. Sammuel L. Jackson better watch his back!
OMG! Her face... My Eyes... Its burning!
P.S. didnt read any of the other posts (short attention span), but, does she remind anyone elso of cameron diaz... k bye.
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Submitted by SeH on August 13, 2008 - 12:47pm.
I think they photoshopped out the Malboro red burning in her hand whilst exhaling smoke from her nostrils.
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They over-PhotoShopped her left cheek to hide the chaw of tobaccy.
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I think they photoshopped out the Malboro red burning in her hand whilst exhaling smoke from her nostrils. I do like the slutty scowl though. Very Blohan-esque.
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The outfit she chose for her "Exclusive" is hilarious. And if I was a 28 year old woman (or man) I don't think I'd be publicly bragging about banging a teenager... it's pretty sad.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 13, 2008 - 12:35pm.
ITA. In Jamie Lynn's defense, she only did what her family wanted her to do.
BTW: If today iz yo birfday then Happy Birfday!
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on August 13, 2008 - 3:27pm
I don't think anyone's nominating the Spears' for sainthood, but there's a difference between a 16-17 year old girl pimped by her mommy, and a 28 year old whore hooking on her own.
Plus, deriving fame from someone who is only "known" for fucking/supposedly knocking up a small-time tween is beyond desperate. Kind of like fucking a baseball glove on a rack and then saying you got a handjob.
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♥♥ Yah, iz mah birfday beeeshes!!! ♥♥
She even frosts her hair like Mrs. Robinson.
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Poor girl! Who burned off her face?
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
*sniff sniff*
Something smells like rancid 3 day old fish.
They say if you look at a slice of pizza on tv long enough...you begin to smell pizza!
I wonder if thats going on right now....
And another thing...
What is up with all these young bitches looking 40 nowadays? This girl looks awful!
Im 26 and I still get carded anytime I try to gamble or buy alchy...but thet say black dont crack so.....maybe thats it.
Submitted by ocd can be good on August 13, 2008 - 3:22pm.
It's not wrong that you looked up her dress. It's like a black hole. It draws you in. It probably draws a lot of stuff in.
I keep looking! GAH! Jesus Marie! I also agree it probably draws in a lot of stuff.
I just hate that look on her face, she reminds me of the girl at your local country Dairy Queen because she has been working there since she was 16, and you order something simple and she acts like you are wasting her time... yeah.. i hate that biotch.
Hey the bitch was just trying to get her 15 minutes of fame, since everything around the Spears family turns to zircon. She's trying to f*ck her way to fame just like Britney and Jaime, she's just not trying to sell it to the world that she's some kind of virginal singer.
Not sayin she's NOT trashy...actually she looks like a dancer in a strip-mall titty bar in Joplin... but let's not nominate the Spears kids for sainthood just yet, they used their crotches to get ahead just like she's doing.
You'd think she'd be embarassed to tell that she got used and abused by a teenager who dumped her for another teenager. Young love hurts so good, haha.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
is there anyone on the planet that thinks that Jamie Lynn and Casey are in an actual relationship? The census is still out on whether or not that is even his baby.
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If all the world and love were young,
And truth in every shepherd's tongue,
These pretty pleasures might me move
To live with thee and be thy love.
Shes like "Are ya sure ya wantz me to cross mah legs??"
Bet those boots smell like a pile of horse dung on a hot sunny day....peeeeyew!
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
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from another site:
"Though she and Casey got back together before the year ended. Adding, "It happened very casually. He came by the house and I went off with him in his car and had sex. Sometimes, we would go to his house or we would fool around in his truck, just driving around and then parking."
Ahhhh young love in the bayou!
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Lord in heaven, if you're gonna do shit like that, have the decency to keep it to yourself! How much did they pay her for her tales of shagging this random ass dude?? I wouldn't cop to that with a gun to my head!
It's not wrong that you looked up her dress. It's like a black hole. It draws you in. It probably draws a lot of stuff in.
She looks all sorts of pissy. Maybe he fucked her and told her to piss off and she tried to blackmail him that she was gonna tell!! And....and...
Whatafuckingloser!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
are we sure this bitch isnt Michael Lohans daughter?
I mean:
ORANGE---check
LOOKS AT LEAST TWICE HER AGE--check
HO BAG---check
this has got to be Lindz and Ali's secret older sister.
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she'll be famous at the grocery store and laundry mat - oh, yes, and at the liquor store - peeps'll be sayin, "Hey, you that girl that was fu, ah, messin around with that Spears boy?" giggle, giggle
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Dude, that's Cameron Diaz
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"As the Trailer Park Turns"
Submitted by sweetblueberrys... on August 13, 2008 - 12:16pm.
Is it wrong that I looked up her dress and that i am a girl??? TELL ME!!!!
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Nothin' wrong with you. Just curious about what fascinated Casey. And, much braver than me.
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Is it wrong that I looked up her dress and that i am a girl??? TELL ME!!!!
Well, anyhoo, she has some cellulite.. just statin'.
Also, does she think that outfit is fashionable? Did she look at "Seventeen Magazine" from 2005 and say, "Gosh darn, I got dem outfit in my trailer, just need to scrap off alligator dungings and off I go." I am 19 and I would NEVER EVER NEVER EVER think about doing bump n' snuff times with a 10 year old. Never.. Even if they offer me money.. well, if they offered.. no off the subject..... well anyways, how is it right that she is 28 bumpin' uglies with a 19 year old? And she is proud of it because technically she was also has some of Jamie Lynn smeared on her cooch.. So she is a child molester at the end of the day..
She looks like the actress from "Hello Larry" that got replaced because she had the coke problem and then almost got eaten on "Jaws 2". All that photo needs is a bottle of J.D. and it would be a southern cliche.
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 13, 2008 - 12:12pm.
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wow...you sounded kinda like a professor there. :D
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thanks momus...my muscles are important to meeee :D
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
None of this matters because Casey ain't that baby daddy no ways! LOL
He's free to bang any skank he chooses, ummm, unless his contract states otherwise. And I seriously doubt Team Spears was smart enough to draw up a contract Tommy Girl style.
Submitted by Sensimina on August 13, 2008 - 2:48pm.
I was in 8th grade in 1998 and I remember when it was a HUGE deal to wear spaghetti straps...
In 2008 culture, we have all these junior sluts parading around (Miley, Vanessa Hudgens, etc.) not to mention girls around my age (Paris, Lindsay, Kim, Britney, etc.) who release sex tapes and flash their privates to the world in hopes of extending or creating their 15 minutes of fame. I'm by no means, conservative, or a prude, but I definitely believe in maintaining one's dignity. For this alleged 28 year-old slut to proudly declare her sexual involvement with a teenage boy I find morally repugnant.
She sports an over-tanned leather like beauty...
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I love all these Jesusland sluts with their cross necklaces danglin.' and their legs wide open.
The Louisiana purchase clearly was a ginormous mistake.
She'll be in a porn movie in less than a month, trust.
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Dick happens! - MK
Women like this are so common -- the men their own age and older see how worthless insipid, aging skanks are, even as an on-the-side-secret-screw, so they don't lower themselves to date them. Thus, these floozies -- who rely entirely upon their fading, limited looks to get any attention -- give it up often and easily to younger boys, many of whom are dazzled to be getting any attention at all. Ultimately, this woman is the type who depends too much on men to define her as a person, often thinking that getting pregnant will secure her man, and as such, demands very little respect from the self-actualized, both male and female.
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"For a few years"!! Scandelous! Babybumper!
I dont think she was rode hard and put away wet
I think she was rode hard and put away exactly as she was found!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
So its safe to say that Casey went up "Dawsons Creek"...
heheheh...i crack me up. ;P
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 13, 2008 - 12:12pm.
So true, so true.
BTW: I love your "muscular" tagline!
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 13, 2008 - 12:10pm.
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But atleast her mouth is closed. Well for now anyway....check the truck stop later, she'll be there with bells on.
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
Was InTouch handing out Shakey's gift certificates to anybody who had anything to say about Jamie Lynn and Casey?
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You're on a roll today MK!
from another site:
"Though she and Casey got back together before the year ended. Adding, "It happened very casually. He came by the house and I went off with him in his car and had sex. Sometimes, we would go to his house or we would fool around in his truck, just driving around and then parking."
Ahhhh young love in the bayou!
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
This is shocking behavior from a Kelly with an 'i'.
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Is that the cross of Cheezus around her neck???????
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Yes. It's made out of Cheetos strung on Cap'n Crunch beads. It's how she attracted Casey in the first place.
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I detect a bit of the ol wonk eye too...
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I detect a Chestica trout pout.
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Nice that she wore her only Sunday-go-to-meetin outfit.
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Boot moves and furniture in the front yard. 'Merica at its finest.
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Let me get this straight! She began humping around with this "BOY" 2 years ago when he was 17 & she was 26? And she feels the need to brag about that, WHY! That's just as gross as her meth face... Even Crazy Britney wouldn't wear shit like that! Plus the pink wig looked a gazillion times better that that skunk her paw killed to put on her head for her to be purdy for the nice photo manz.
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Annnddddd we're shocked, because:
1) Teenage Southern boys who knock up sixteen year olds are notorious for their fidelity.
2) Twirty-something dog faced Southern girls who wear boots with their dresses are notorious for their discretion.
Anyway...
I detect a bit of the ol wonk eye too...
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
He musta spurned her broke down ass...so she ran to OK knowing they would salavate over a story like this. Its pitiful.
Still...i think she is wearing the cross of Cheezus....so i betta not talk too much smack. lol.
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
This can't be a real story...bitch looks 40.