Jamie Lynn's Competition
Look at what the possum dragged in! No, seriously, I think a possum dragged that skeezer from her corner and into the local park for this picture. This dirty dish towel of a woman claims she did secret sexy times with Casey Aldridge while Jamie Lynn was knocked up.
28-year-old Kelli Dawson said she began bumping shrooms with 19-year-old Casey last year. She told InTouch, "We were both really attracted to each other. He totally instigated it and pursued me. His friends would tell me that he liked me, that he thought I was pretty.” Well, he was lying to you, Kelli. I mean, about the pretty part.
Kelli went on to say that they fucked each other a few months before Jamie Lynn popped out a baby, “It just didn’t feel right. He had to deal with the baby coming, and it had to stop.” The last time they had sex was in March, but Kelli says they still "kiss occasionally."
Even Brit Brit's first husband, Jason Alexander, popped in to "confirm" Kelli's claims, “Kelli and Casey have been a couple on and off for a few years. They were a really tight couple, but I think it was hard for Kelli, having Jamie Lynn in the picture.” Was InTouch handing out Shakey's gift certificates to anybody who had anything to say about Jamie Lynn and Casey? What the hell does Jason Alexander know?! And I hate myself for the fact that whenever I hear the name "Jason Alexander," I don't think of the dude from Seinfeld, I think of this douche! That's a crime.
Kelli has no business running around with a 19-year-old anyway. She looks like she has 5 of her own kids to take care of and a $40-a-day meth habit to feed.
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That girl looks like Kim from "The Real World Hollywood".
“Kelli and Casey have been a couple on and off for a few years"
When was that? when she was 24 and he was 15?
wtf?
What type of loser is she to in the first place have sex with a 19-year-old which is technically still a kid?! And stealing him from a 16 -year-old! Does she realize that she is a grown ass bitch? How you going to take a little girls boyfriend? And that Casey douche is so hideous and disgusting! He should be worshiping the ground Jamie Lynn walks on instead of cheating on her! And what in fucks name is going on with her face? Has she watched Pink's video for Stupid Girls? I think that song and video is very fitting for her.
She looks like she's weathered some rough evenings at the strip club.
Damn, that Casey's got some high standards!
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Poor White Trash Personified!
She kind of resembles Robin Wright Penn....
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Waitwaitwait... She's 28, he's 19, and they've had an on and off thing for "a few years"? A few = 3 or more, which officially makes her a pedo.
Let me guess...she taught middle school.
28? my ass...
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Why does her head look bigger than the rest of her body? So not cute.
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nice boots but she looks haggard. i find it hard to believe they have been involved for a few years. i mean wtf, she nab him when he was 15?
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This bitch looks WAY older than 28. That's what meth and booze will do to a girl.
Is Kentwood, Louisiana on Titan, because these is no way this backwoods bitch could be 28.
At least not in earth years.
id hit it. she has the case of slutface only a lesbo could love.
Meth-faced, cougar-cranked, skank biscuit!
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She needs to mind her own business. Cuntresss
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She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Talk about meth face... What a cunt! This hag should be minding her own business and deliver her blowjob servive at the trailer park... Ugly ass hooker.
She looks like a good 'ol southern whore. I think Chris Hansen needs to foot it over to her neck of the woods and do a To Catch A Predator special.
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Runners until the race is run...
Soldiers you've got to soldier on...
28?! That's a $200 a day meth habit followed by two packs of Marlboro Reds and a gallon of Jack Daniels.
Eesh.
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Drag a dollar bill thru a trailer park and look what you find, eh, In Touch??
And don't you be dissin' no possums, MK.
damn..i'm gonna assume she's had a rough life..
Im having a hard time believing that she knew she was gonna be photographed..I mean, who the fuck looks that bad for a photo shoot? damn girl..
She looks a little classier than your average Spears girl. It was probably an upgrade from Jamie Lynn. Besides, is Casey even the father of her baby or the paid dupe to cover for her older married tv exec?
Submitted by tamiam on August 13, 2008 - 2:58pm.
Anyone else notice she's wearing Britney's spears fashion?? lol cowboy boots & white dress w/ necklace.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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That is one hard-faced 28-year-old.
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Submitted by TheVinylVillager on August 13, 2008 - 3:22pm.
So true! It's a shame they already used up their Michael Lohan Secret Child story for this year.
And I want to hear more about Ricky from Better Off Dead being the father of the baby. Why isn't Maury on the case?
Anyone else notice she's wearing Britney's spears fashion?? lol cowboy boots & white dress w/ necklace.
looks like someone wants to be a spears sister
She's 28!?!?! Shit... she looks 45! What a piece of TRASH!! She looks like she smells bad too.
Submitted by Green Is Good on August 13, 2008 - 1:16pm.
*hee, hee, hee* "strumpet" Perfect!
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What the article probably doesn't mention is that...
She has six kids by five men, the first, third and sixth of whom were her cousins.
She hands out packets of meth on Halloween.
She has a dog with three legs, one eye, and no vaccinations.
She has at least five rusted-out pickups in front of her double-wide.
She shops for all her clothes at the Rite-Aid.
She considers stripping an art form.
She is is a "rite of passage" for various neighborhood teens because it only costs a buck fifty to screw her.
... that said, I'm hardly surprised that Casey is screwing around on Jamie-Lynn. After all, it's not like he got her pregnant or anything.
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Why are skanks proud of their skankiness?
This is nothing compared to what isn't being investigated- the rumors that Jamie Lynn was knocked up by a 38-year-old producer.
Tennage boys really will f anything. *Brings in dog from the porch* And we all needed to know because?
I bet that skank would even suck me off.
Why would a 28 year old even go out with a 19 year old BOY!? Ok, she's skanky meth head who probably thought she was getting a bite of the action with Casey who IMPREGNATED Jamie Spears (now that's sort of embarrassing, on BOTH sides). But it's a Spears we're talking here. It's not like it's K-Fed or anything. They are really reaching for scandal, aren't they (they being Star or whatever whore mag it is...)!
Your face!
Damm, the economy is really bad.
First the gas crunch and now you now get harsh looking bitches uncovering sex capades with "non-famous" people for pennies to the dollar. First the Edward's slut and now this one.
We are in for a bleak recession if this is the best garbage money can buy.
WHO THE FUCK CARES WHORE!!
GET A JOB..THERE IS AN OPENING IN THE BURGER KING IN OHIO IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF FROM BATHING IN THE SINK.
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Submitted by snowpiece on August 13, 2008 - 2:20pm.
Hee hee ty ty =D
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Submitted by BUUURP on August 13, 2008 - 4:25pm.
She's SEXY!
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I think you mean she's sexed up.
She's hard-lookin'
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OMG there r so many things wrong with this story. I am embarrassed for them!
1) Kelli was dating a teenager
2) she was dating a teen who got his teen g-friend pregnant
3) she's almost thirty and has sex in a car!
sure teenagers do it cuz they're parents r home and they can't afford a hotel
surely by 28 she should have her own trailer
Could it be anymore redneck backwoods, southern fried trailer trash????
The best part is that she voluntarily admits all this!!!!she doesn't even know that she should be embarrassed!!!
Is there any stereotype that they actually don't live?
trishelle from the real world is from a small town in louisiana also
Is anyone surprised now that Brit is/was such a mess? Apparently she's the classy one!!!!
If the next story out of kentwood has to do with one of them actually having sex with their sibling, I'm packin up my laptop and signing off
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love me some Mayer....so what!!!its complicated
She's SEXY!
Submitted by Suki on August 14, 2008 - 3:18am.
Sienna of the South! =P
LMAO good one!
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Additional:
I must grudgingly admit I love her hair. The cut in particular, and the color are fabulous. I adore Ash Blond. My personal favorite.
Sienna of the South! =P
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Just don't feed the gayelles! They eat enough of each other.---MK 8/5/2008
Like this strumpet even knows hows how spell the word "instigated".
Bitch was a Booty Call. And apparently not PAID enough to shut up.
You know, I believe her.
sluts are good
She kinda looks like Vanna White but all rode hard and put up wet
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 13, 2008 - 3:37pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 13, 2008 - 12:35pm.
Yeah, exactly!! You made the point much more tactfully and tastefully than I did, ROFL
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