Jamie Lynn's Competition
Look at what the possum dragged in! No, seriously, I think a possum dragged that skeezer from her corner and into the local park for this picture. This dirty dish towel of a woman claims she did secret sexy times with Casey Aldridge while Jamie Lynn was knocked up.
28-year-old Kelli Dawson said she began bumping shrooms with 19-year-old Casey last year. She told InTouch, "We were both really attracted to each other. He totally instigated it and pursued me. His friends would tell me that he liked me, that he thought I was pretty.” Well, he was lying to you, Kelli. I mean, about the pretty part.
Kelli went on to say that they fucked each other a few months before Jamie Lynn popped out a baby, “It just didn’t feel right. He had to deal with the baby coming, and it had to stop.” The last time they had sex was in March, but Kelli says they still "kiss occasionally."
Even Brit Brit's first husband, Jason Alexander, popped in to "confirm" Kelli's claims, “Kelli and Casey have been a couple on and off for a few years. They were a really tight couple, but I think it was hard for Kelli, having Jamie Lynn in the picture.” Was InTouch handing out Shakey's gift certificates to anybody who had anything to say about Jamie Lynn and Casey? What the hell does Jason Alexander know?! And I hate myself for the fact that whenever I hear the name "Jason Alexander," I don't think of the dude from Seinfeld, I think of this douche! That's a crime.
Kelli has no business running around with a 19-year-old anyway. She looks like she has 5 of her own kids to take care of and a $40-a-day meth habit to feed.