Wednesday, August 13th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Rachel Zoe! What are you doing in Texas?! - Guanabee
Mimi takes her man toy on a second honeymoon. Wait, they are still together? - Popsugar
Spot the fake Kim Kardashian ass! - Cityrag
Miley Cyrus' spoiled brat face (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Will there be a Brangelina/Aniston showdown at the Toronto Film Festival? - Lainey Gossip
Saint Angelina is friends with a porn star - Hollywood Rag
Cher terrorist strikes Wales - Towleroad
Jenny McCarthy in a bikini. Jim Carrey is going to wear that shit later - Egotastic!
Aubrey O'Day never takes her make-up off - - Just Jared
Jennifer Aniston bends over - Hollywood Tuna
Alicia Sacramone knocks a bitch out - IDLYITW
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Salem13 on August 13, 2008 - 2:19pm
MONICA BELLUCCI!
She's my girl crush.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Theres no way Christopher Nolan would cast Angelina in his movie hes wwaaayyy to good for that. He seems have cast people would never think of in the Batman movies. I would like to see Cate Blanchett or Monica Bellucci as catwoman. Theres also lots of talk on the internet about Harley Quinn being in the next one which I think would be great.
yeah, Rachel Zoe finally snapped from that grapefruit-and-diuretics diet.
But seriously: There's enough generations of feral dogs (a.k.a. formerly abused and neglected domestic dogs) that have roamed free and likely mated with coyotes that a new species is possible, so be on the look-out for chupacabrus rachelazoeus
Why why why why why has the story of jamie lynne and casey not been reported. Its awesome. Its heartbreaking. Its awesomely heart breaking.
I don't know about chupacabras, but I can tell you for a fact big foot exist. I saw him upclose for several seconds, and I was stone cold sober.
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Submitted by Salem13 on August 13, 2008 - 2:13pm.
Drunken Stepfather needs to be analy (sp?)electrocuted.
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Why? You don't agree that Miley Cyrus is an ugly, spoiled cunt? I think Drunken Stepfather should get a fucking award for the shit he says sometimes.
However, the schtick would be unbearable if he didn't throw in self-depricating comments.
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The Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones. - Our beloved MK
Salem!
Agreed! I don't even click on those links. That guy is a disgusting pile of shit.
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!
Drunken Stepfather needs to be analy (sp?)electrocuted.
Submitted by snowpiece on August 13, 2008 - 11:01am.
No prob. You didn't see it yesterday because I didn't even read your question until today. Those things have driven me nuts in the past so I saw that you were in here and posted it to "soothe your pain".
That little fucker used to drive me completely nuts, and I even left for a while because of it(sound familiar?:-)We were convinced he was actually a teenage white boy who was doing it (can't remember why. He claimed to be a "Black Warrior" (direct quote), but who the hell knows...
1. Angelina is going to be the worst Catwoman EVER. She's lost her attractive body and never had the ability to act. My guess is that she will soon be treated like the box office poison she has become. All she has to do is tank another couple of high profile movies.
2. Kim Kardashian is as bad as Wonky now.
3. Somebody please beat the fucking shit out of Miley Cyrus. I don't mean a catfight either. She needs to bleed.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
The Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones. - Our beloved MK
From Hollywood Rag regarding Skeletina and her massive ego bobble filled head *bawkbawkpeckbloopoutanegg*
A source told the New York Post newspaper: “Tera and Angelina are friends and keep in touch via e-mail. They have a girl-talk thing going. After seeing reports that she'll land the lead role, Angelina asked Tera what she thought. Tera had such insights into the role that Angelina cracked, 'You should do it!'"
Uh huh.
-I saw that Chupacabra thing on Anderson Cooper's show last night, he had never heard of it before.
-OKAY WOW!
Two Skeletina posts and Two Jennifer posts in one Crumbs.
Do we have an evacuation plan for this?
These crumbs are a meal and dessert.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Oh! AND i call bullshit on the showdown next year between Angelina and Jen.
Angelina will be at home for at least a year to take care of her babie...her ba...hhhhhhahahahahah
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!
I don't think the chupacabra could be canine shaped in any form. I mean, seriously, the reason dogs lap water is because they can't suck, so how do you suppose it would suck the blood out of anything? Hellooo!
The monsterquest people said it was a hybrid of a coyote and a dog, because they can cross breed. Yes I am a nerd. I have the Monsterquest series set to record.
Pleassseeee on the Alicia Sacramone "knocks a bitch out". I've punched a time card harder-- she can't connect for shit. That "knockout" was totally faked by that guy.
Aubrey O'Boy.
WHY?
WHY?
WHY?
stupid,ugly,dirty,non~singing ass bitch.
EW>
Hate her.
Oh and the one and only CHUPACABRA was invented by brazilian rednecks! Those guys from Texas are jus jellus h8rs!
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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"
“I don’t take off my makeup, I eat fast food, I do everything bad,” Aubrey O’Day recently told OK!.
I am SO saving this as a caption for an Aubrey pic in 5 years.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Karen Flatts : UR awesome! lacosteboi!!!! what a tool he was, LOL! thanks I didn't see it yesterday. I was up all night wondering, LOL
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
Are these catwoman rumors true?
I hope not... if Skankelina's in a movie, I'm not watching. Bitch can't act for shit!
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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"
O yeah - I wish THIS was the Chupacabra capitol of the world. That would be SO awesome. I'm totally a jellus h8tR.
Not.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by snowpiece on August 12, 2008 - 1:54pm.
BB: LOL thanks, I needed that cupcake.
No, not Barbado, it was some little kid that was here for like 2 weeks everyday screaming that we were all a bunch of racists. then he went away, I can't remember his nickname now but he was horrid.
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snowpiece-- this is totally OT, but I saw you posted this yesterday in that horrific Katie H. thread and I thought I'd help you out: he was called lacosteboi (I'll never forget) and he would cut and paste pages of racist rants-- it was black on white racism, if that helps you remember.
Tera Patrick is not gnarly enough for me to watch. I like my bitches Kelly Wells nasty.
On another note.. that's a super cute warthog <3
That's not El Chupacabra! It is a coyote with a bad case of mange.
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!
I was going to say- see, some women like her! Then I read 'porn star' Ahh. Love the fact she wants us to think she needs tips on how to be slutty- lordy, she must think we came down with the rain this morning. ********************************************
Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
I am SO SICK of looking at Kim Kardashian.
Jennifer looks great.
Who gives a fuck about Aubrey O'Day? Even Mr President doesn't give a shit anymore!
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Just when every day seemed to greet me with a smile; sun spots are fading, now I'm doing time, now I'm doing time.....
-Soundgarden "Fell On Black Days"
I hate to say it (sorry Deb) but what the living daylights are the people in texas thinking? Ok, I will just blame Cuero. The officials already stated that the skull found by the lady last year was not the chupacabra and now this? I'd like the collective IQ average of the city of Cuero....
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
LOL angel_i FIIIIRRRRSTTTTT! <3
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
Aw! Snowy! I wanted to say "Hi" but did it have to be like this.
You fucking beat me to it, bitch!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
See?!? Angelina has friends!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
so there! all you who said Angie had no girlfriends, LOL
Also, it's sooo easy to spot the fake KardASSian.
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"